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the nature boy
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hey can you repost the story about you and the mexican lady? or at least post the link to the story?
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supersizeme
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ok hang on lemme do a non-platinum search which will probably redirect me to a page showing me George's ass
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lol @ xoxox
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Worst sex I've ever had unfortunately happened during one of my very few one night stands. I was at an upscale bar a few years ago near downtown with some buddies of mine. I walked by these two Hispanic women and one of them pulled me over and asked how a white boy acquired an ass like that. I told them "squats" and then did the booty clap(this is a lie). I hung out with the two of them the rest of the night - Juanita and Arcie. Arcie was way hotter than Juanita, but Juanita was the more aggressive one so I paid more attention to her. The three of us left the club together, and I followed them back to their place. We stopped off at a gas station on the way to their place, and Juanita stuck her head out the window and asked if I had what "they needed"(meaning condoms). I was like, sure do, as I had been wearing a condom all night just in case some random all-out fucking broke out in the middle of the bar.
We ended up back at their place and I don't know how I managed to not realize this was a threesome waiting to happen, but I just thought it was Juanita who was down with it. Arcie went to bed and Juanita and I proceded to go at it there on Arcie's living room floor. I'm pretty sure that her living room substituted as a kiln for cooking clay because I was drenched in sweat by about 5 minutes into it. Juanita was probably in her mid 30s with 25,000 children, and her vagina verified this for me. I have honestly never had my penis in anything this loose before. I couldn't even really tell you for sure whether or not I penetrated her. So it was basically me doing a lot of thrusting and sweating on her and not much orgasming. It probably lasted about 10 minutes before I collapsed from heat exhaustion and then went home.
Then I got pulled over on the way home at 5am and was almost taken to jail because I had a warrant out for my arrest for a JAY WALKING ticket that I never paid. But fortunately it was close enough to the end of the cop's shift that he didn't want to deal with the paperwork, and he let me go.
Worst sex I've ever had unfortunately happened during one of my very few one night stands. I was at an upscale bar a few years ago near downtown with some buddies of mine. I walked by these two Hispanic women and one of them pulled me over and asked how a white boy acquired an ass like that. I told them "squats" and then did the booty clap(this is a lie). I hung out with the two of them the rest of the night - Juanita and Arcie. Arcie was way hotter than Juanita, but Juanita was the more aggressive one so I paid more attention to her. The three of us left the club together, and I followed them back to their place. We stopped off at a gas station on the way to their place, and Juanita stuck her head out the window and asked if I had what "they needed"(meaning condoms). I was like, sure do, as I had been wearing a condom all night just in case some random all-out fucking broke out in the middle of the bar.
We ended up back at their place and I don't know how I managed to not realize this was a threesome waiting to happen, but I just thought it was Juanita who was down with it. Arcie went to bed and Juanita and I proceded to go at it there on Arcie's living room floor. I'm pretty sure that her living room substituted as a kiln for cooking clay because I was drenched in sweat by about 5 minutes into it. Juanita was probably in her mid 30s with 25,000 children, and her vagina verified this for me. I have honestly never had my penis in anything this loose before. I couldn't even really tell you for sure whether or not I penetrated her. So it was basically me doing a lot of thrusting and sweating on her and not much orgasming. It probably lasted about 10 minutes before I collapsed from heat exhaustion and then went home.
Then I got pulled over on the way home at 5am and was almost taken to jail because I had a warrant out for my arrest for a JAY WALKING ticket that I never paid. But fortunately it was close enough to the end of the cop's shift that he didn't want to deal with the paperwork, and he let me go.
the nature boy
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LOL
*golf clap*
*golf clap*
MissJanet79
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How Sad...
supersizeme
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Yeah...one of my prouder moments in life. Also I left out the fact that she called me a couple weeks later all, "Hey it's Juanita" and in the background I heard what sounded like at least 3 children screaming and fussing. I was like, "are you at home" and she gracefully dodged the question. For all I know she was married.
supersizeme
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MissJanet79 said:
I assume you mean the part where I botched the threesome.
supersizeme
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I'd say it was more like the best sex you've ever had only the complete opposite.
MissJanet79
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LOL it's sad that she was LOOSE... that's NASTY. Damnit don't these females know anything?....supersizeme said:
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