Cajun Airlines out of Louisiana Bayou
Pierre & Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras.
Boudreaux was flying da plane and Pierre was in da back foolin
wit da cargo equipment an stuff.
Da plane hit some turbulence an started bouncin around an
Boudreaux got knock unconscience. Den da plane start driftin.
Pierre come run up to da front and Boudreaux was sprawl out
over da steerin wheel.
Well Pierre don't know nutin bout flyin an he start to get paniky.
He grab the microphone and holla "May Day, May Day, Dis is
Cajun Airline 90210, Boudreaux, him knock unconscience an
I don know nutin about flyin dis plane!"
"Dis is da control tower" someone answer. "Don you worry about nuttin. We gonna splain how you to lan dis plane, step by step,
ah gar-ron-tee! Jus leave anyting to us. Fus, how high you are an
whas you position?" Pierre thought a minute an den say
"I'm five foot ten an all da way to da fron of da plane"
"No!, No!" answer da tower. "What you altitude an where you
location?" Pierre say "Man ah got a po attitude, an I'm from
Thibadeaux."
"No!, No!, No!." came an exasperated voice. "Ah need to know how many feet you got off the groun an how you plane in
relation to da airport?"
Pierre he start to panic by this time. He say "Countin Boudreaux's
an mine, we got four feet off da groun an I don believe dis plane
related to you airport!"
A long pause-----de silence was defenin. "We needs to know who
you next of kin."