Sugar Mommas...

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Would you live with a woman and let her take care of you financially, if all you had to do was administer massages 2 times a day, do laundry, clean and cook?......thats all I'm asking for.....

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

no. also how is a woman supposed to make any money?

Oh and ONLY speak when spoken too

 

[Warik]

I'd rather support the two of us financially AND administer massages twice a day. As for laundry, cleaning, and cooking... I would financially support a maid as well.

Of course, women with desires for qualities such as these do not exist. BAH. =(

-Warik

 

[Big Buck]

Would you live with a woman and let her take care of you financially, if all you had to do was administer massages 2 times a day, do laundry, clean and cook?......thats all I'm asking for.....

cooking, cleaning, laundry....like NO.....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I had a wealthy wife once.

I murdered her for the insurance money. So I guess, yes, I do have a sugar mamma, albeit an expired sugar mamma.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I'd rather support the two of us financially AND administer massages twice a day. As for laundry, cleaning, and cooking... I would financially support a maid as well.

Of course, women with desires for qualities such as these do not exist. BAH. =(

-Warik

So what would the woman have to do?...Just watch HeMan with you?

 

[theoak01]

lets see i cant clean worth shit ,i hate doing laundry and i can cook very well because i make all my food so i dont have to eat the garbage my parents eat,so if i can just cook then yes,otherwise no

 

[Hannibal]

Would you live with a woman and let her take care of you financially, if all you had to do was administer massages 2 times a day, do laundry, clean and cook?......thats all I'm asking for.....

Sure thing...but you better have cash cuz I eat alot. BTW...I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I am house broken

Unfortunately I do not do windows...hope this isn't a deal breaker

 

[Warik]

So what would the woman have to do?...Just watch HeMan with you?

No... that is what we call "quiet time" i.e. "I just got home from work and I'm tired LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO WATCH HE-MAN!" All she would have to do is give me company whenever I would be bored and listen to me talk and pretend that she cares.

jeez... is that too much to ask?

-Warik

 

[WODIN]

Do I get a porsche boxter in the deal shags?

 

[b fold the truth]

Hmmmmm....let me see...guess it depends on who the woman is

Naaa...I'd never be happy if I couldn't work somewhere...but I'd sure try it for a while..ha ha

B True

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

No... that is what we call "quiet time" i.e. "I just got home from work and I'm tired LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO WATCH HE-MAN!" All she would have to do is give me company whenever I would be bored and listen to me talk and pretend that she cares.

jeez... is that too much to ask?

-Warik

How conveincing must she be on the "pretend to care" part? While your talking can she be watching sports center, and just say "yeah I understand...completely...thats too bad". And be there whenever your bored?..isn't that what Elite is for?

 

[HeavyDutyGuy]

My conditions:
1. I get to go to the gym whenever I need to.
2. All items I need such as supplements- not much, books, equipment, clothes,etc. are provided- no questions asked.
3. White glove tests are grounds for termination of deal.
4. Said person must read all 40 pages- and understand-my master's thesis.
5. Sex must be daily- or more
6. Vacations must be mutually agreed on.
7. I don't know , but I'll think of something else.

 

[8pack]

Shre as hell would. As long as I get a nice 740iL and some sort of financial security.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

My conditions:
4. Said person must read all 40 pages- and understand-my master's thesis.
6. Vacations must be mutually agreed on.

Question...whats your thesis on and is it extremely boring? and Can seperate vacations be taken?

b fold...its a hypothetical question dear

8pack...no, no, no...none of that

 

[Warik]

How conveincing must she be on the "pretend to care" part? While your talking can she be watching sports center, and just say "yeah I understand...completely...thats too bad". And be there whenever your bored?..isn't that what Elite is for?

Hmmmm... you have just convinced me that Elite is better than a woman for company.

Ok, ignore what I said.

Massages, top-of-the-line maid, and weekly allowances and all I need is some massive lovin' whenever I decide it's time.

-Warik

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Hmmmm... you have just convinced me that Elite is better than a woman for company.

Ok, ignore what I said.

Massages, top-of-the-line maid, and weekly allowances and all I need is some massive lovin' whenever I decide it's time.

-Warik

Warik..if you ever left the house, you'd find that in a sec, especially in south florida....

 

[Star]

Warik......wanna get married

star

 

[HeavyDutyGuy]

Question...whats your thesis on and is it extremely boring?
Its extremely boring.....lol. Seriously it probably would be for a lot of people- especially those who aren't into education. Its on the use of manipulatives and concept formation in elementary mathematics education. If you like controversy, then it's better because I basically said noone seems to see the big picture and that they are creating a false contoversy where one shouldn't even exist.....
and Can seperate vacations be taken?
I suppose that caould happen, but vacations are the best part....

 

[velvett]

SHAGS!

Houseboys are better.

Hire a housekeeper and have the houseboy entertain you.

Never exhaust the houseboy with chores he probably sucks at anyway. Just teach him to make your favorite drink and what sort of deep sea diving action you prefer.


Trust me on that one.

 

[Warik]

Warik......wanna get married

star

Only if you're an intelligent, attractive woman around my age capable of maintaining a conversation for more than 60 seconds and you don't mind waiting um.............. about 5 or 6 years. Yeah... that sounds right. I should have built my vast empire of absolutely filthy wealth by then.

-Warik

 

[Star]

I should say that I pass all those qualifications with flying colors. Plus....a bonus....He-man used to be one of my favorite cartoons. Thundercats was pretty cool too. Yeah, and Shera, Queen of the Jungle (I think that's the name of it).

Email me when you're ready...lol

Star

 

[HeavyDutyGuy]

bump

 

[futrmro]

That is what I'm looking for. I want a woman to pay for everything and let me do nothing at all but train. She can supply my GH cycles and all my as needs. if you know any give them my addy

 

[Warik]

He-man used to be one of my favorite cartoons.

Whoa!!! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (I just thought of that and realized that someone else invented it already and probably got slapped 500 times using it. Oh well)

Email me when you're ready...lol

Star

Careful. I just might.

-Warik

 

[Star]

I'll be waiting.....lol

Star