Stupid question about jacking off and working out..

[MD2000]

I'm pretty sure this is bullshit..but I'm just curious..

A friend of mine was telling me that when you jack off..the senim is almost entirely made up of protein..so if you jack off a lot..you could actually be effecting your work out as well since the protein you intake is being wasted..

pretty funny right

 

[ajtomasi]

what's so fucking funny? what your friend told you was the truth.

Now here, take a look at this

 

[nivek]

not enough to do any damage. However, if you are that worried about it then jerk off into a cup and drink it. This is what happens when you listen to your dumb friends, you get weird anwsers like this one.

 

[bwood]

sigh...

 

[Testosterone boy]

Now here, take a look at this

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Do GIF files compress when you save them? I opened my saved copy and the quality was quite poor.

 

[ajtomasi]

Do GIF files compress when you save them? I opened my saved copy and the quality was quite poor.

It shouldn't compress. what program did you use to open it?

 

[Testosterone boy]

It shouldn't compress. what program did you use to open it?

Hmmm, maybe it was my imagination?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I'm pretty sure this is bullshit..but I'm just curious..

A friend of mine was telling me that when you jack off..the senim is almost entirely made up of protein..so if you jack off a lot..you could actually be effecting your work out as well since the protein you intake is being wasted..

pretty funny right

Many people squeeze the base of their penis or choose to spit because they are concerned with the calorie content! I can't count the times one of my past hoes has tried to use this argument to not finish me off and swallow while giving me a BJ! I won't even go into how many have complained about the taste of my salty Man Juice snack! In fact one said to me me! "I never swallow Dcup," "It has as many calories as a Whopper with cheese!"

For 45 minutes, I was preoccupied with mental pictures pertaining to her comment! I saw her hands clenched around my Penis and with a big fat cheese burger inside her mouth piled high with lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, ketchup, all on a sesame seed bun, with a thin line of grease dripping down her chin!

Then there was the second alternative Vision I had! Her Kneeling by the side of the bed, arms wrapped around my sweaty thighs, grasping my sweaty balls with saliva and sperm covering the entire bottom half of her face! For the same amount of calories, the first option seemed much more appealing for her!

In reality, a typical load of semen contains about five calories, the same amount as the slice of tomato on that Whopper! If a teaspoon of semen really contained 610 calories, oral sex would be used in third world countries to combat malnourishment! You would have the biggest oral gangbang ever!


Though Monty Python claims that "every sperm is sacred," and the Bible chastises Onan for spilling his seed upon the ground, I have yet to be convinced that semen is a precious commodity! There is no significant nutritional value, and there isn't anything practical that it can be used for other than making babies, but at the moment that's anything but practical! In truth, low calorie love oil is a good for nothing reward for hoes or lovers going down on someone; so it is completely irrelevant whether you spit, swallow, or keep it in a drawer next to your duct tape! So please jack or swallow away! Your not wasting your sperm (Throat Yogurt) colories!

 

[biteme]

I'm pretty sure this is bullshit..but I'm just curious..

A friend of mine was telling me that when you jack off..the senim is almost entirely made up of protein..so if you jack off a lot..you could actually be effecting your work out as well since the protein you intake is being wasted..

pretty funny right

No question about jacking off is stupid. I use to wonder about this too, but since the topic was taboo, I had to put up with the anxiety it caused. Jack off until your heart's content. No harm will be done. At least not physically.

 

[rjl296]

Re: Re: Stupid question about jacking off and working out..

No question about jacking off is stupid. I .

this is exactly what i was gonna say

 

[HANSEL]

masturbation and looking at erotic pics raises test levels.

 

[collegiateLifter]

I think you lose some of your "life force" every time you bust a nut!