stupid people

[hanselthecaretaker]

I just read an article on 'askmen.com' about fucking idiots who don't wash their hands after using a restroom. There should be hidden camera's installed showing the sink and anyone who doesn't wash their hands with soap and water should be given a $1,000 fine. After that, they should be shot by a hitman. These stupid fucks cause the majority of colds/viruses and make the rest of us health-conscious people pay for it.

 

[WODIN]

I just pee on people as the walk past my cube.

 

[cure]

Like that episode of Seinfeld with Poppy! Funny shit!

 

[HappyScrappy]

are you saying that people pissing are causing colds?
or is it the pooping?

 

[slickdadd]

I haven't washed my hands in 3 years. At least. I haven't had a cold in eons either. See the connection people? Dont listen to this bozo. Pee and flee. Just for me. Come and see.

 

[spongebob]

i think people who dont wipe thier ass after shitting are stupid too. they should be fined and given community service.

 

[polarpixie]

are you saying that people pissing are causing colds?
or is it the pooping?

I will play the role of Miss Obvious --- the answer is pooping of course! Stop pooping and lead healthier and more productive lives. Great things can be accomplished with all of that precious time you will save by not wasting it in the bathroom.

 

[HappyScrappy]

urine is sterile and is aqueous urea, which would mean high ammonia content - which is basic in ph. so you could argue that it is actually a soap.

 

[spongebob]

urine is sterile and is aqueous urea, which would mean high ammonia content - which is basic in ph. so you could argue that it is actually a soap.

this must be the theory behind the golden shower fettish.

 

[beastboy]

Doesn't pissing on your feet help athlete's foot?

 

[HappyScrappy]

urine itself is sterile as it leaves your urethra, but once it has been sitting around, things may indeed grow in it.

I'm sort of ambivalent to it all - I refuse to use anti-bacterial soap, I only wash after the bathroom time if I think that I got something on myself, and I pretty much never get sick.

therefore there is no way I could be wrong lol

(I personally really hate the idea of anti-bacterial soap)

 

[Finaject2001]

Why would I wash my hands after touching my dick? Id be better off washing my dick after touching it with my hands. I wont touch the door knob or anything else in there though.

 

[gwl9dta4]

A quick rinse with some water after a piss does the trick for me. Then the paper towel to wipe my hands, and here comes to trick, use the paper towel to grab the bathroom door handle with and swing it open, then skillfully let go of the towel so it falls behind the door. There, you just avoided touching the door knob that everyone with their shit laced hands touched.

 

[sereneman]

I do none of the above consistently except washing my hands so I don't piss people off. I never get sick, I don't know why. Except maybe once a year, when I eat something bad I will get diarrhea, but I haven't thrown up since I was 16 and I am 37, aren't yall envious.

 

[sereneman]

I do none of the above consistently except washing my hands so I don't piss people off. I never get sick, I don't know why. Except maybe once a year, when I eat something bad I will get diarrhea, but I haven't thrown up since I was 16 and I am 37, aren't yall envious. DAMNIT!!!!! There's that fucking administrator says only one post every 30 seconds message again. And I haven't posted in several minutes. WTF!

 

[PlateheadJim]

I just read an article on 'askmen.com' about fucking idiots who don't wash their hands after using a restroom. There should be hidden camera's installed showing the sink and anyone who doesn't wash their hands with soap and water should be given a $1,000 fine. After that, they should be shot by a hitman. These stupid fucks cause the majority of colds/viruses and make the rest of us health-conscious people pay for it.

Why it's funny you should mention your a hypochondriac.... I remember as if it where just Yesterday ....

I walked into a nasty little pisshole in a Mexican Restaraunt and relieved myself of several beers and a whole bunch 'o' beans. All this "activity" created an eerie fog in the already dark restroom. I felt my way to the door only to be halted by some NAZI, he said HALT, VED YOU WESH YOUR HANVS???? He demanded to smell my hands and review my papers.

Needless to say, after all this nonsense I washed my hands on his face, several times. The point? Don't be a fucking CLEAN FREAK NAZI! Get a life, my god!!!! Can you imagine all the things you could do with the time you save washing your hands? You could build a bridge for poor people, plant a tree, get laid, study to be a Toilet Cleaning Engineer with the help of Sally Struthers!