stupid gym employee...

[AAP]

You would figure common sense would factor in...

anyhow, I finish my workout today. It was a mind numbing experience. My Ki was in such disruption from the self inflicted pain that it had traffic lights malfunctioning a block away.

So I stagger up to the bar and proceed to pull out my "custom blend" of protein powder. I always purchase a Lean Body Low Carb and have them add my "custom blend" to it. Actually, it is just 37 grams (1.5 scoops) of PF's Iso Chill Whey Isolate, 10 grams glutamine and 50 grams dextrose. So I give the space cadet my little ziplock bag and tell her "add that to the shake". She looks at the bag, looks back at me (first major clue that all ain't right) and asks "you mean the whole bag?" I go "yeah" and then stand there utterly dumbfound while I watch her toss in the whole bag and hit BLEND.

Ok, did you catch that? She didn't EMPTY the bag in there. She tossed the whole bag in there, ziplock plastic and all.

Rather than complain and cause a scene, I just simply pointed it out, waited while she made a new shake (minus the "custom blend") and then stole two protein bars as opposed to my usual stealing one.

Where has all the good help gone nowdays?

 

[jerkbox]

wow

 

[from zero]

lol, how dumb can one be?!

 

[jerkbox]

lol....still stealing protein bars.....

 

[hardrock]

What a dipshit. The guy that used to make my shakes at the gym would always add too much water and then drink whatever wouldn't fit in the cup. It was like a third of the total.

 

[supersizeme]

lmao. awesome. people are the best

 

[Burning_Inside]

this cannot be true ANSWERMYPMOKAAPTHANKSBYE

 

[biogeared]

was she blonde?

 

[jh1]

Jerkbox works at the blend bar of your gym?

Wierd... small world I guess.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Holy fuck..

That is one dumb fucking bitch..

How in hell did you restrain yourself and not yell at her??

 

[IJ26]

lmao what a moron. I dont know how you held off yelling at her

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Wow. I would have hit on her to make her feel better about it.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Well to be honest when she said the whole bag, you agreed, she did what you asked, you should have been a little more specific imho

j/k dude, seriously, what a eartar

 

[Gambino]

You stole from them, she stole from you, at this point you were square, but since you stole those 2 bars, something else bad will come your way...

 

[gotmilk]

bahHhhHhhAAAAAAAAAA


This is really the geighest thread ever.....

Ziplock for extra bulk

 

[gonelifting]

If you were really hardcore, you would have drank the shit WITH the bag in it.

 

[Scotsman]

That is awesome. Never understimate the stupidity of humans.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[bowling ball nutz]

holy shit aap I cant belive that shit

 

[The Wenis]

it's a shame you're not interested in taking advantage of her stupidity to get her in the sack. hilarious nonetheless.

 

[Aerojaxx]

very, very Pustid!!

 

[AAP]

How in hell did you restrain yourself and not yell at her??

I was tired.

 

[argent]

that is awesome. no matter how bad your day is going, at least your not her.

 

[Wynn]

I wish the attendants at my gym were that smart. There is a reason I have never bought from the juice bar. Try bringing a shaker bottle with you and add water.

 

[Tiervexx]

"nothing is fool-proof to a sufficently talented fool."

Don't know who said it but she proved it.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

rofl it was worth the bag of protein just for the laugh

anyway you cant blame the girl for being nervous around you....maybe she doesnt know about your...tastes. you should be flattered

 

[gotmilk]

If you were really hardcore, you would have drank the shit WITH the bag in it.

WERD.....

That would have been classic

 

[The Ranger]

We have a chick like that at our gym...we call her...*Slingblade*

Ranger

 

[WODIN]

LMFAO!!!

"You mean the whole bag?"

Too fuckin funny.

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[AAP]

I want ya'll to know that if I fail to dethrone Ronnie this year, it is all going to be traced back to this missing 37 grams of protein, 10 grams of glutamine and 50 grams of dextrose. It is 7 months out from the O and way too close for some gym monkey to be fucking with my rigid diet and shit.

 

[ray_e47]

LMOA!!!

Maybe you need to get a case of ready-to shakes and a shaker to mix it yourself.
Glad you didn't add a banana.

 

[curling]

That is just hilarious. I am still chuckling. How old was this person? Male or female? Blonde or not blonde?

 

[AAP]

That is just hilarious. I am still chuckling. How old was this person? Male or female? Blonde or not blonde?

She was about 20-21. Still in college because she had her school books on the counter. Blonde? You mean hair-wise? Blonde is a lifestyle. But yeah, she was blonde on the inside.

 

[biogeared]

its like Stephen Hawking said:

'There are only two things that are infinite: the Universe, and Human Stupidity"

 

[curling]

AAP, here is another take on it. I read your post to my wife over the phone and she laughed and I said can you believe somebody would be that stupid. And she said maybe it was her last day or maybe you had pissed her off some other time. Are either of those a possibility? I guess I am asking because I just don't want to believe that there are people that stupid out there especially that got into college.

 

[string_bean00]

I agree that you should have been hardcore and drank it anyway.

 

[AAP]

Just wait until I go tomorrow and get the regular dude. When he opens the bag and dumps the contents in, I am going to raise hell. Start yelling, running in circles and screaming "WTF Can't Somebody Make A Decent Shake Around Here?!?!?!?! I Said The WHOLE BAG! Bitch threw the best part away. Put the WHOLE BAG in the blender."

 

[AAP]

wait.. you read shit about me over the phone to your wife? As in you tell REAL LIFE people about me?

 

[Tiervexx]

Just wait until I go tomorrow and get the regular dude. When he opens the bag and dumps the contents in, I am going to raise hell. Start yelling, running in circles and screaming "WTF Can't Somebody Make A Decent Shake Around Here?!?!?!?! I Said The WHOLE BAG! Bitch threw the best part away. Put the WHOLE BAG in the blender."

LOL

 

[gymrat]

steal protein bars lol. Along with the Flex mags you take, I think you're doing ok bor.

 

[beefybull]

Yeah dude. There arent even any protein bars to steal at my gym.