Stupid Crimes

[rsnoble]

The other day 4 guys jumped the car wash attendant in town, beat him, and stole his quarters. Already a couple of them have been caught. Is this worth jail time to you?
I don't understand how people can be that dumb. Fuck, at least scope out the wells fargo man and learn his route and wear a full body suit to open the money bags that explode red ink and dont go to your local supermarket to spend it. Im sure there would be several other factors also I never really thought it thru.
Not that im promoting the idea, but if your going to risk going to jail you need to at least make it worth the time. Personally, If I could make 5 million or better,it didn't involve hurting anyone(unless they were an asshole) could hang onto if I got caught via burrying it or whatever, and only had to spend 5 years in jail, im there dude!

 

[Warik]

Frankly they should be executed.

Not for the crime, but the stupidity of it all. Beating up a man and stealing fucking QUARTERS...? And these people have the same rights as you or I? please

 

[Baoh]

Frankly they should be executed.

Exactly.

 

[AAP]

That ain't shit..... when I was in high school, two guys had this bright idea to steal a coke machine and go somewhere and open it up and take the money.... ok, soooooo... they find this little store, way out in the country, wait until 11PM or so... back their truck UP ONTO THE WOODEN PORCH and tilt the machine so it falls into the back of the truck. Machine falls over, (you know how heavy those old bitches are?), the truck's back tires crash through the wooden porch, get punched full of holes... and to top it off, they are unable to get the machine out of the back of the truck to get some weight off and escape. Had a concrete barrier wall right in the middle of the truck between the back tires and front. Could do absolutely NOTHING until the owner arrived the next morning and called the cops. Had to have the machine removed and then truck had to be tilted up and towed backwards.


Oh yeah... they got arrested too.

 

[Norman Bates]

That ain't shit..... when I was in high school, two guys had this bright idea to steal a coke machine and go somewhere and open it up and take the money.... ok, soooooo... they find this little store, way out in the country, wait until 11PM or so... back their truck UP ONTO THE WOODEN PORCH and tilt the machine so it falls into the back of the truck. Machine falls over, (you know how heavy those old bitches are?), the truck's back tires crash through the wooden porch, get punched full of holes... and to top it off, they are unable to get the machine out of the back of the truck to get some weight off and escape. Had a concrete barrier wall right in the middle of the truck between the back tires and front. Could do absolutely NOTHING until the owner arrived the next morning and called the cops. Had to have the machine removed and then truck had to be tilted up and towed backwards.


Oh yeah... they got arrested too.

They did not sue the owner?? The psychological strain of being captured must have been reaaaaaaally bad

 

[AAP]

They did not sue the owner?? The psychological strain of being captured must have been reaaaaaaally bad

Yeah, I would have claimed the coke machine jumped me...

 

[KAYNE]

STRONG ARMED ROBBERY FOR A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS IN QUARTERS TO BE SPLIT 4 WAYS. IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.....ATLEAST TRY AND MAKE THE END JUSTIFY THE MEANS.





KAYNE