Stupid Business Idea Thread

[bran987]

Name a stupid business idea you or 'someone you know' thought was a GREAT IDEA!

One time I... err.. my friend.. was going to start a dating website called "PetiteMatch.com" where only petite girls could join, and guys who like petite girls would pay to join. then my friend would be rich, and have his pick of the hottest petite chicks in the country, and live happily ever after.

STUPID

Who's next?

 

[bran987]

my current favorite stupid idea is this:

http://www.mypetfat.com/

except this guy appears to be making lots of $$$

 

[-SD-]

thats not a bad idea actually. Do it.

 

[hamstershaver]

is that like a pet rock?

 

[Longhorn85]

Dating Service for pets. Hey, this might work...

 

[bran987]

is that like a pet rock?

yes, they sell you a mold of what an actual pound of gross fat would look like and you carry around with you all day.

whenever you think about eating fat, you're supposed to pull it out of your pocket.

or you can buy the 5 pound mold of fat, but that will run you $99.95

it's gross, i bet it works

 

[Razorguns]

Most online dot-coms *would* make money, if they ever got past the trying to tell the world about it w/o spending $50k/month in search engine placement and banner ads part.

Marketing costs. That's the killer. Search Engines are the gestapo that make or break online businesses.

Therefore!!! -- I had a wonderful search engine idea. Everytime you search a certain search site u go to (like what, maybe 10 times a day) -- it shows a picture of a beautiful skantily clad girl in the top right hand corner. Click to see a bigger pic. Fuck google.

something like guysearch.com hehe.

companion of course girlsearch.com. pics of rich guys with money. hahahaha.

hey i want commission if u do it! I'm just too busy to implement it myself right now.

 

[ChefWide]

Dating Service for pets. Hey, I might get laid...