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strongchick will you date me?

smallmovesal

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i wanna start dating again... long distance is ok with me.

you're hot... i'm not ugly. let's get together... we could have many great adventures! :)
 
I'm deeply flattered. I don't think you'd like me though...

I'm a computer nut...

I'm self-centered.

I have to fuck/make love at least 4x a week or I'm mean and anxious

You wouldn't be allowed fast food binges in my presence.

And periodically, I need to be totally and utterly dominated...put in my place.

:D

and you are far from 'not ugly' -- you qualify as 'fine as hell'.

I'm thinking of breaking out the baby oil...for a nice slippery session...
 
HighIntensity said:
oh boy get out the strap on
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If you have a great tongue, a strap on is not really necessary.

But it is true, even women who like women need to be penetrated periodically...
 
strongchick said:
I'm deeply flattered. I don't think you'd like me though...

I'm a computer nut...

I'm self-centered.

I have to fuck/make love at least 4x a week or I'm mean and anxious

You wouldn't be allowed fast food binges in my presence.

And periodically, I need to be totally and utterly dominated...put in my place.

:D

and you are far from 'not ugly' -- you qualify as 'fine as hell'.

I'm thinking of breaking out the baby oil...for a nice slippery session...
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i likes computers... i likes to make others happy... i likes to have sex... my binges will be in secret ;) and i'm aggressive in the bedroom :D

whattaya say? :D
 
:wavey:

lol.....if anything does happen pics are required! :D
 
I'm in a relationship...I hope I haven't been too much of a tease, leading you down a rosy path....

....we ARE on the rocks, though.


....PM me if you are serious...the thought of thousands of people masturbating to this thread....<darn you musclebrains> is killing me....
 
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strongchick said:
the thought of thousands of people masturbating to this thread....<darn you musclebrains> is killing me....
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Thousands? My my my, don't we have an ego!
oops sorry, didn't mean to butt... er, interrupt :D
continue with what you're doing. And describe it too :p
i really need a hobby. my grip is too strong now.
 
Island Son said:


i really need a hobby. my grip is too strong now.
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bbwaahhahahahahahhahaha ;)

kharma for that line :D
 
spentagn said:


You won't find a whole hell of alot :D
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You're a quick response smartass.....:D

Omega.....what's really going on out your way? Contemplating socializing with a buddy this evening......prepping my plan for the week.....getting ready to do some cardio....coming off the mass cycle.....
 
spentagn said:


Yeah, me too. But the neighbor just dumped their shitty ass kid on me to watch, while my daughter is asleep. Bastards.
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So you have to log onto this thread and insult smalls' perky tits?
 
musclebrains said:


So you have to log onto this thread and insult smalls' perky tits?
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I'm actually a small-tit fan. Call me a fan of smalls' tits if you will. I, as gymnpoppa pointed out, was being a smartass. Now if you'll kindly shut up, I'm trying to squeeze out round number three.
 
spentagn said:


I'm actually a small-tit fan. Call me a fan of smalls' tits if you will. I, as gymnpoppa pointed out, was being a smartass. Now if you'll kindly shut up, I'm trying to squeeze out round number three.
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I see. Well, I guess it's true. We always hurt the ones we love. :rolleyes:
 
HappyScrappy said:


so you are from West Virginia eh?
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No but I have spent the weekend in a cabin with the flo' to' up cuz the one I love cain't decide whether to put heart pine or Mexican tile in the damn kitchen. So, I'm sitting here with no sheetrock on the walls, a dirt floor behind me and about 5,000 fucking pieces of tile and wood samples. The contractor is pacing on the deck, smoking is 10,000th cigarette of the day.

I need a goat.
 
I'd pick the pine too. So that's 2 votes for tile.

damn. another intellectually stimulating thread hijacked by a meaningful chat.

Now I'm posting in small. This is Omega's fault too.
 
HappyScrappy said:



so gay
(and I'd choose the pine - so maybe that means you should get the mexican tile?)
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What would you, being straight, have chosen? To keep Ma and Pa Kettle's faux-marble-finish linoleum and the trailer-park paneling? No wait. You would have installed a concrete floor with a drain so you could gut your kills on the floor. Yes?
 
musclebrains said:


What would you, being straight, have chosen? To keep Ma and Pa Kettle's faux-marble-finish linoleum and the trailer-park paneling? No wait. You would have installed a concrete floor with a drain so you could gut your kills on the floor. Yes?
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I'd do the floor in astroturf, and then every other surface in forest green shag carpeting.

and one other thing:
no matter how many times I get fucked in the ass, I still feel like it is a little gay
 
Island Son said:
I'd pick the pine too. So that's 2 votes for tile.

damn. another intellectually stimulating thread hijacked by a meaningful chat.

Now I'm posting in small. This is Omega's fault too.
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it's nature boys fault
 
HappyScrappy said:



I'd do the floor in astroturf, and then every other surface in forest green shag carpeting.

and one other thing:
no matter how many times I get fucked in the ass, I still feel like it is a little gay
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Hmm. Shag carpeting on the walls could be fun. I once rented an apartment like that. It had a jacuzzi in the middle of the living room with a tiny refrigerator in reach. My landlady was German and she was always bringing me nonsymbolic sausages. I called it Frau Blicker's Love Palace. Yeah. I could bring that back.

Getting fucked in the butt does not make you gay. Otherwise, many gay men wouldn't be gay and many straight women would be.
 
musclebrains said:
geglfuck.png
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I'm just happy the children of Appalachia are still getting an art program in the schools.

Good rendering, Billy Bob!
 
HappyScrappy said:



does it have wings... or what is the raised thing? it looks like it is waving a hoof, but then that means it has more legs...
I'm so confused, and so turned on...
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nah dude

thats a bit of his intestine popping out as somethin displaces it ;)
 
HappyScrappy said:



does it have wings... or what is the raised thing? it looks like it is waving a hoof, but then that means it has more legs...
I'm so confused, and so turned on...
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It's a goat whose mother took thalidomide during its gestation. They have a right to be sexual too.
 
So it's not really pedophilia when they say: "I like to have sex with kids." See, brains? I have really mastered the single entendre!
 
Tardy goat gets fucked senseless....

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Kangaroo court for goat sex suspect

GRAHAMSTOWN -- A man accused of having sex with a goat has been beaten up by members of his community, police said.

Captain Mthuthuzeli Nqai said residents of Extension 6 here took the law into their own hands by severely assaulting the man.

He said the unnamed man had not yet been charged with bestiality, but was under police guard in Settlers Hospital.

The complainant, Mr Vuyisile Heleni, said one of his goats had a tendency of not coming home until early morning.

He alleged that when the goat returned it had a bleeding and swollen backside.

He said he showed it to his neighbours.

On Monday Mr Heleni saw his goat coming out of the suspect's house. The community chased and assaulted him. -- ECN
 
strongchick, if you and smalls decide to oil up, strap on and dominate each other, send me a recording of it. i'd like to watch that, hehe. ;)
 
musclebrains said:


Odd words coming from a man with a sodomized monkey for an avatar. :D
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ouch! i think you need to refresh your cache... either that you you have something against that particular lady?
 
68GT350 said:


Ding Ding Ding...Who's that handsome stud in your avatar (I love his boyscout outfit)?
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that's my friend timmy. he is wearing a jackass costume, with a hat and overalls. he is really old and smells of cabbage.
 
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