Stretchmarks from hell

[Roadblock]

What should I do about my stretchmarks?

I´m 290lbs and 10%bf

http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/badtoys/The Ye

 

[WODIN]

MY EYES!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!

 

[AAP]

He's handicapped dude, not funny. He can't help himself.