Strange Shit you ee up seeing in the bathroom the morning after your 21st:

[Phumunda]

- A wet dish towel (that was on my forehead at one point)
- A pillow propped up against the radiator *conveniently next to the toilet*
- A milk jug with a hole in the top and the base cut off. Heh =p
- A bottle of water
- A loaf of bread
- Half in the bag, and on the back of the toilet (?)
- Half just chillin' on the sink
- And an inflatable childrens toy. I think they took pics or some shite. I dunno... I was pretty fucked before we even left the bar!

Alright, time to go sleep this shit off. I'm outty 5000!

Phumunda

 

[Latimer]

Well it sounds like it had the potential to be a truly great night. The only things missing are a half naked broad in the tub and a broken condom stuck to the mirror.

 

[WODIN]

Sounds like you are going to become a member of the Priceless picks club.

 

[Phumunda]

Hrmmm...
Loaf of bread - $1.69
Dishtowel - $3.99
Bar Tab on night of 21st Bday - FREE!!!
Me fuckin WRECKED on the bathroom floor, riding the porcelean pony with a few slices of bread on my lap and a damp towel on my head... Heh. You know the rest.

Yeah yeah yeah... I expect an e-mail to be circulated soon enough.

Now this is what I call attitude... Heh.

Phumunda

 

[THE STEEL BEAST]

ARE YOU A GUY OR A GIRL?????? THAT PIC IS FREAKING ME OUT

 

[MasterMind]

Please tell me you had a chick you have never met before in your bed and you couldn't remember her name for the life of you

 

[the nature boy]

well it could have been worse. you could have woken up in the woods completely naked except for one boot on with blood coming out of your ass.