Stories from the Buffet.....

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Anyone got some good buffet stories?

A few of my stories:

story 1) Me and two bro's go to sizzler to get all you can eat buffet (salad and pasta etc) and some steaks... We order, then hit the buffet while we wait for the steaks. My one buddy is going nuts, like he has never eaten before.... The steaks come, and the one bro goes "What, we get steak TOO? I did not save any room for steak!" We are like "WTF- What is the name of the place?Did you order a steak at the counter just for practice? Why do you think we came here?" Any way, the kid eats the steak, we hit the salad bar a few more times (while he is wimpering)... Finally we leave- Immediately as we get outside- the dude throws up all over the parking lot- I swear it covered like a whole parking spot... We were laughing cause then he was hungry, and we were ready to go take a nap

story 2) Me and two buddies go to pizza hut all you can eat lunch one day... We proceded to eat everything in sight... The manager comes over and tells us we have to leave (mind you we are not even close to done) We ask why... He says "cause you are not supposed to eat whole pizzas (plural) by yourself" We say "WTF, it says all you can eat" He says he is going to call the cops... We had to leave... He told us never to come back again...

Post up some stories- puking, gigantic eating feats, etc all welcome!

 

[tiger88]

my gf sneezed all over the french fries once....

not as good as yoursm tohugh lmao

 

[kronk]

Was bulking, went to a Las Vegas Casino high as a son of a bitch. Sat and ate with friends for 4 hours and was asked to leave.

 

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Was bulking, went to a Las Vegas Casino high as a son of a bitch. Sat and ate with friends for 4 hours and was asked to leave.

Damn bro- been thinking about going to vegas just to eat mega amounts of prime rib sometime (never been there believe it or not), but now I don't know....

 

[Lestat]

Was bulking, went to a Las Vegas Casino high as a son of a bitch. Sat and ate with friends for 4 hours and was asked to leave.

Now THAT would be awesome.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I ate 2 plates once

 

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my gf sneezed all over the french fries once....

Dude- that is it, that is all you got? All these convoluted stories of jaguars and no garages and walking half miles to storage places... and that is all you can come up with??? Dam dude, I am dissapointed in you... then again, maybe peeps in RSA have more manners than to eat a bunch of $hit and throw up all over the place....

 

[sk*]

Here's my buffet story from sunday.

PH77, t3c, revex, ed, cuthbert, and myself went to a buffet.

We ate. Ate a lot. Then left.

-sk

 

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Bump for some bros with good stories... kronk is getting some green for being the only bro with a good story so far...

 

[tiger88]

Dude- that is it, that is all you got? All these convoluted stories of jaguars and no garages and walking half miles to storage places... and that is all you can come up with??? Dam dude, I am dissapointed in you... then again, maybe peeps in RSA have more manners than to eat a bunch of $hit and throw up all over the place....

haha ya

it is great there is a
a place where u eat out chicken wings out a bath tub under a hot plate....nice idea behind this.....havent been that many but i am gonna go again to Old country buffef soon


plus when younger i went to mannors school ( how to eat and shit)

bump from some more good ones

 

[ZKaudio]

I got some GREAT stories from Jimmy Buffett shows.

 

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Speaking of Jimmy Buffett- I was working security at a concert by him back in the day- All the drunk a$$ old fuckos and thier ugly old ladies are like - "hey tough guy roid monkey security man, I am going to kick your a$$" I was just standing there and was like "WTF?" Most obnoxious people I have ever seen....

 

[tiger88]

roid monkey


hahaha


i have been called meat head and

and super juice


but roid monkey hahahah

 

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I got "super boy" in mexico just this past may.... my only question is what kind of super BOY drinks jonny walker all day long?

 

[kronk]

Now THAT would be awesome.

I just did it a few days ago I didnt get kicked out this time though! LOL. I was at the Mandalay Bay and the whole place was filled with guys eating like crazy. LOL

 

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kronk- can we get a rough estimate on what you put down...? I am thinking of going there just to eat in a couple weeks, maybe I will try to take a shot at the title...

 

[kronk]

kronk- can we get a rough estimate on what you put down...? I am thinking of going there just to eat in a couple weeks, maybe I will try to take a shot at the title...

I can only half remember, but I know it was like 5-6 plates of food and dessert. ROFL! One day we went for breakfast and tore the place up, then they started serving lunch so we just stayed and ate it too. LOL!

Some of the pros on Sunday were eating more than I have ever seen a human eat, it was insane.

 

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I am thinking of just going straight prime rib... I wonder how many pounds I can put down...

 

[kronk]

I am thinking of just going straight prime rib... I wonder how many pounds I can put down...

I would bet, 4-5lbs. LOL They even serve that shit at breakast, and they had these little steaks too, they were great.

 

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YUM!-I will take the biggest crap known to man later that day or the next...

I will be hitting the pooh thread immediately after, if it is still open that is...

 

[argent]

I like the custom ordered omlettes. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[biteme]

Fresh fried fish. I cannot get full on it. Damn, I just made myself very hungry.