Stilleto....

[H_T_]

 

[Gymgurl]

what did ya do to her this time?

 

[harmonica]

 

[H_T_]

what did ya do to her this time?

nuttin' hunny....and what the hell do you mean this time?

 

[jack sparrow]

E-FLIRT ALERT!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

awww that is sweet

 

[StickFigure]

 

[Smurfy]

lol that sausage flower is pretty gross looking.

 

[StickFigure]

lol that sausage flower is pretty gross looking.

I have no idea why women find those things attractive......I'm just glad they do!

 

[H_T_]

thanks pal.

 

[StickFigure]

thanks pal.

K comin' your way!

 

[H_T_]

and who doesn't love Pugs?

 

[Cutiebaby]

and who doesn't love Pugs?

awwwww. I have always wanted a pug

 

[StickFigure]

and who doesn't love Pugs?

I'm looking for a jet black pug, I'm gonna name him Monkey.

 

[Gymgurl]

The pug is more like it HT...I just ment cause you two are always going at it

 

[H_T_]

 

[StickFigure]

perfect!

 

[H_T_]

perfect!

they're on e-bay. on google. those were like 900.

 

[Gymgurl]

awwwww....cute pug

 

[StickFigure]

they're on e-bay. on google. those were like 900.

That sounds like the going rate, pretty good actually, I find alot for as much as $1200.

 

[H_T_]

The pug is more like it HT...I just ment cause you two are always going at it

well..........huh?

 

[stilleto]

awww, that was sweet...thank you.
i'd much rather have a flower than a whole penis bouquet.
I would share my coffee with you today, thats how touched i was.

 

[H_T_]

awww, that was sweet...thank you.
i'd much rather have a flower than a whole penis bouquet.
I would share my coffee with you today, thats how touched i was.

well, i like that better than you wanting to splash it in my face....

 

[StickFigure]

awww, that was sweet...thank you.
i'd much rather have a flower than a whole penis bouquet.
I would share my coffee with you today, thats how touched i was.

Thanks!


I didn''t think that bouquet would touch you like that!

 

[Gymgurl]

man there are some ulgy ass ones in there..you should have weeded out the ulgies

 

[pintoca]

great... that bouquet is just what I needed for my K message to Sawastea

 

[StickFigure]

man there are some ulgy ass ones in there..you should have weeded out the ulgies

I don't have photoshop, or I would have. I think this came from Klus penis pic collection.

 

[Gymgurl]

That means it all from elite....oh we could play name that penis in the pic game

 

[H_T_]

man there are some ulgy ass ones in there..you should have weeded out the ulgies

you're digging on them foreskins, aren;t you?

 

[Gymgurl]

Uhhhhhhh ummmmmmmmm oh boy

 

[stilleto]

well, i like that better than you wanting to splash it in my face....

no no. none of that. I consider coffee about as valuable as vicodin, and I'd still share it with you.

 

[StickFigure]

That means it all from elite....oh we could play name that penis in the pic game

Klu wins!

 

[pintoca]

you're digging on them foreskins, aren;t you?

lmao!!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

thanks hun

 

[stilleto]

thanks hun

your welcome.
I had another mod verify what I told you last night btw- and I was right.

 

[Cutiebaby]

your welcome.
I had another mod verify what I told you last night btw- and I was right.

its ok sweety. I already told you i was busting balls.

 

[stilleto]

its ok sweety. I already told you i was busting balls.

oh, i know, but i didn't want to be sure of something that my bad memory had failed me on- so i checked.

 

[Cutiebaby]

oh, i know, but i didn't want to be sure of something that my bad memory had failed me on- so i checked.

getting old are we?

 

[H_T_]

 

[StickFigure]

I bet Federico is nuetered

 

[H_T_]

I bet Federico is nuetered

i wonder if Bob is neutered. btw - i heard he's got a mammoth cack. not that i care, jus' sayin', for conversational purposes......

 

[StickFigure]

i wonder if Bob is neutered. btw - i heard he's got a mammoth cack. not that i care, jus' sayin', for conversational purposes......

LMAO!!!

 

[H_T_]

i know that he laid the pipe to a few of those girlie girls on his show.

 

[Cutiebaby]

suprosed this one isnt locked yet either

 

[H_T_]

suprosed this one isnt locked yet either

why? this thread is what is all good in the world. flowers, puppies and big ole' hooters.

 

[StickFigure]

i know that he laid the pipe to a few of those girlie girls on his show.

I heard the same but apparently a few didn't think the price was right and sued him!

I know, cheesy but i couldnt resist.

 

[stilleto]

getting old are we?

lol, i was old 10 years ago.

this thread is awesome btw.

 

[H_T_]

I heard the same but apparently a few didn't think the price was right and sued him!

I know, cheesy but i couldnt resist.

the price is wrong, bitch....

 

[H_T_]

lol, i was old 10 years ago.

this thread is awesome btw.

it's because the theme and contents are so high quality.....

 

[Cutiebaby]

verizon sucks. they cant come out till the 23rd of june to hook up my new number!

 

[StickFigure]

the price is wrong, bitch....

hat movie kicked ass! The Bob Barker fight scene was classic!

 

[stilleto]

it's because the theme and contents are so high quality.....

its true. and the thread starter. never forget the thread starter.

i'm gonna be pissed if this one gets locked too, although not at the mod who locks it.

I forgot today is friday. you got weekend plans?

 

[Cutiebaby]

i loved watching the price is right!

 

[StickFigure]

i loved watching the price is right!

Admit it,, you dreamed of bing one of Barkers Beauties and getting railed by his 10" schlong!

 

[Cutiebaby]

Admit it,, you dreamed of bing one of Barkers Beauties and getting railed by his 10" schlong!

omg no he is ugly. I just wanted to win a new car

 

[H_T_]

its true. and the thread starter. never forget the thread starter.

i'm gonna be pissed if this one gets locked too, although not at the mod who locks it.

I forgot today is friday. you got weekend plans?

actually, yeah, sitting in a chair, mouth gaped, staring off.......

 

[stilleto]

actually, yeah, sitting in a chair, mouth gaped, staring off.......

that sounds good actually.
if you found the right chick to help you out, you could remain in that position indefinately and enjoy it immensely.

 

[H_T_]

that sounds good actually.
if you found the right chick to help you out, you could remain in that position indefinately and enjoy it immensely.

maybe sneakily (word?) reach over and grab the remote and hit the mute button whilst....

 

[Spartacus]

you're digging on them foreskins, aren;t you?

heh

 

[stilleto]

maybe sneakily (word?) reach over and grab the remote and hit the mute button whilst....

leave the tv on. it will muffle the screams.

 

[H_T_]

leave the tv on. it will muffle the screams.

i have never screamt (word?) in my life. that'll be the day........i Buddy Holly.

 

[stilleto]

i have never screamt (word?) in my life. that'll be the day........i Buddy Holly.

lol...
but she might.

 

[H_T_]

lol...
but she might.

oh always. but when they scream, they scratch. and they're always like, "oh, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to give you sex scratches", when you know that they most certainly did mean to give you sex scratches. those scratches are worse than a wedding band.

 

[manny78]

they're on e-bay. on google. those were like 900.

WTF ?? I have a pug, regular color but a miniature (almost 10lbs) and I paid 250$ from the breeder. $900 is pure assraping.

 

[Spartacus]

sex scratches=no tank in the gym

 

[H_T_]

WTF ?? I have a pug, regular color but a miniature (abrely 10lbs) and I paid 250$ from the breeder. $900 is pure assraping.

yeah. it was kind of funny because it was on the Ebay link and the asking price was 900 and the current bid was 0.

 

[manny78]

Didnt know folks were selling dogs on Ebay.....lol Must be a pain in the ass to ship lol

 

[Spartacus]

are there prostitutes on ebay?

 

[stilleto]

oh always. but when they scream, they scratch. and they're always like, "oh, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to give you sex scratches", when you know that they most certainly did mean to give you sex scratches. those scratches are worse than a wedding band.

they might as well put a hickey on you in the shape of their name.

 

[manny78]

are there prostitutes on ebay?

I once saw a lady selling her virginity...but I think Ebay has since changed the rules.

 

[Cutiebaby]

i have never screamt (word?) in my life. that'll be the day........i Buddy Holly.

as a small child i watched labamba every sat night!

 

[Spartacus]

bob newhart had a big dick
but you would never know it

 

[H_T_]

as a small child i watched labamba every sat night!

that's Ritchie Valens, Einstein....

 

[Cutiebaby]

that's Ritchie Valens, Einstein....

lmao, ok ok

 

[H_T_]

bob newhart had a big dick
but you would never know it

i bet Wink Martindale is hung like a stallion......

 

[stilleto]

are there prostitutes on ebay?

there were some arrests from craigslist.com recently

 

[Cutiebaby]

there was a girl from my area who got arrested for prostitution. Had court same day as need2. I found humor in it

 

[Spartacus]

court is cool
I go to court sometimes just for the theater

 

[HumorMe]

there was a girl from my area who got arrested for prostitution. Had court same day as need2. I found humor in it

 

[Cutiebaby]

court is cool
I go to court sometimes just for the theater

lol. I know it. There was a lady who was illegal immigrant here she reg and ins her car in another persons name because she did not have license. so she gets caught pays fines and does it again. Get probation then goes and does it again.lol
Some people!

 

[H_T_]

 

[Cutiebaby]

i like her pants

 

[H_T_]

i like her pants

yeah, like `em crumpled up and throw on the floor......

 

[Spartacus]

mr target you and I should do some drinking together

 

[stilleto]

mr target you and I should do some drinking together

LOL.. i can't imagine being out with you two.


I bet it would be awesome.

 

[Spartacus]

if you eat fresh jalapenos your crap gets warmed up

 

[H_T_]

mr target you and I should do some drinking together

i can dig it. i'd rather do it down south, i think the girls are prettier.

 

[H_T_]

LOL.. i can't imagine being out with you two.


I bet it would be awesome.

you might wind up with a life altering experience. at the very least, after a few Red Stripes or what have you, i'd poke your boob and say "doorbell!"

 

[stilleto]

as long as I can walk, or crawl, away at the end of the night- i'm sure it would be a blast.

 

[H_T_]

as long as I can walk, or crawl, away at the end of the night- i'm sure it would be a blast.

all i wanna here is: "i consent."

 

[H_T_]

this is my 18,000 post. and i just wanted it to be on the right thread. it's obvious who it's for `n about. someone who put up with me way past when anyone should. and i hope i never have to say i'm sorry to you ever again.......

 

[Cutiebaby]

is it about and to stiletto?

 

[H_T_]

is it about and to stiletto?

 

[stilleto]

this is my 18,000 post. and i just wanted it to be on the right thread. it's obvious who it's for `n about. someone who put up with me way past when anyone should. and i hope i never have to say i'm sorry to you ever again.......

thank you... you won't.
you're an excellent friend and a great guy. i've always known that.

 

[Spartacus]

i can dig it. i'd rather do it down south, i think the girls are prettier.

I just took one of my cats to the vet
young gal who checked me in was built like the girl up top
beautiful perfect straight blond hair
expensive nails
and a fucking ring
a nine easy

 

[Cutiebaby]

You are always so mean to me!

 

[Spartacus]

is it about and to stiletto?

stay out of needtos beam

 

[H_T_]

thank you... you won't.
you're an excellent friend and a great guy. i've always known that.

kinda hard to find anyone who can relate to me. someone who's felt true pain. and someone who knows how to suffer....

 

[H_T_]

You are always so mean to me!

i do it because i know you can take it. (that was a compliment)

 

[Cutiebaby]

i do it because i know you can take it. (that was a compliment)

lol thanks (i think)