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That k picture is tits. I am printing it out and putting it in the doghouse next week.

Fucking worms will love it.

The rest of you nevermind.
 
mountain muscle said:
That k picture is tits. I am printing it out and putting it in the doghouse next week.

Fucking worms will love it.

The rest of you nevermind.
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LOL!
some of my best friends are worms. they thought it was hysterical.
at least, I think they did.
:)
 
Jens... worms are the new guys in the patch.

W have a ton of worm refs in the doghouse from the local papers...


"Worms menace western slope"

and "worm resurfaces, briefly" are but a few.

Hey it is funny as hell to us.
 
I didn't know what a 'worm' was other than the crawly thing you put on the end of a fishhook.
apparently the word means something else to mountain muscle? and a doghouse... is that something other than where the dogs sleep?

i just liked the pic cause it was funny. :)
 
stilleto said:
I didn't know what a 'worm' was other than the crawly thing you put on the end of a fishhook.
apparently the word means something else to mountain muscle? and a doghouse... is that something other than where the dogs sleep?

i just liked the pic cause it was funny. :)
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Worms are the know-nothing, new guys in the oilfield. Doghouse is where we keep the tools and knowledge box etc.
 
mountain muscle said:
Worms are the know-nothing, new guys in the oilfield. Doghouse is where we keep the tools and knowledge box etc.
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oh.
I didn't know you work in an oilfield.
I just sit behind a desk and pretend like I'm really busy while I post on EF.
 
stilleto said:
oh.
I didn't know you work in an oilfield.
I just sit behind a desk and pretend like I'm really busy while I post on EF.
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LOL same here

I have spread sheets and other documents in the back so that if anyone happens to walk to my desk I just minimize the browser and it looks like I'm working on something.
 
PoisonDouche said:
LOL same here

I have spread sheets and other documents in the back so that if anyone happens to walk to my desk I just minimize the browser and it looks like I'm working on something.
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thats what i do. My coworkers think I'm really busy.
 
stilleto said:
oh.
I didn't know you work in an oilfield.
I just sit behind a desk and pretend like I'm really busy while I post on EF.
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I drill for natural gas here in western Colorado.

Then guys like Scots come around and screw things up.
 
mountain muscle said:
I drill for natural gas here in western Colorado.

Then guys like Scots come around and screw things up.
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Oh, I have gas in the northeast. thats kinda similar, right?
scotsmam messes everything up. I'd fight the guy if he were here
 
stilleto said:
Oh, I have gas in the northeast. thats kinda similar, right?
scotsmam messes everything up. I'd fight the guy if he were here
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Just throw a handful of rocks on the ground and you've won.

That or steal his skirt.
 
stilleto said:
my thoughts exactly. he's a big pussy.
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Oh what now bitch, what you gonna say now that I am here?

And MM- the rocks trick only works once er maybe twice, and you ain't gonna like what you see if you snag my kilt.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Oh what now bitch, what you gonna say now that I am here?
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i'm gonna say "can i get some fries with that shake", then i'm gonna toss you a dolla and tell you to get down and suck it, whore.

cause i've got game and shit.



and cause i can't afford more than a dollar. :(
 
stilleto said:
i'm gonna say "can i get some fries with that shake", then i'm gonna toss you a dolla and tell you to get down and suck it, whore.

cause i've got game and shit.



and cause i can't afford more than a dollar. :(
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I see you're dreaming, we all know your a queen on your knees.

And I've got more than a dollar. ;)

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
stilleto said:
lol
you talk a big game for a dude in a skirt.



i like it. :)
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Some day you'll have to stop idolizing me. :worried:

This thread honestly has me LOL'ing Nothing better than some good shit talking.

BTW- I forgot to ask you if you thought I sounded like you thought I would when we talked.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Some day you'll have to stop idolizing me. :worried:

This thread honestly has me LOL'ing Nothing better than some good shit talking.

BTW- I forgot to ask you if you thought I sounded like you thought I would when we talked.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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lol.. yeah, actually- you did. maybe a little softer spoken than i imagined, but not soft like feminine, soft like 'intelligent' and 'well spoken'.
:)
 
stilleto said:
lol.. yeah, actually- you did. maybe a little softer spoken than i imagined, but not soft like feminine, soft like 'intelligent' and 'well spoken'.
:)
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I think it confuses people that I don't grunt and scream a lot when they talk to me.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
stilleto said:
or, you know... have a scotish accent.
:)
did i sound super masculine and macho?
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Yeah I think people don't realize that I am an American. Although when I get drunk I pretty much talk in a scottish accent.

Hell yeah all Charles Bronson like. :)

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Oh what now bitch, what you gonna say now that I am here?

And MM- the rocks trick only works once er maybe twice, and you ain't gonna like what you see if you snag my kilt.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I have rocks from all over to distract you. Drillers have many tricks. And hell I can scramble up the derrick to even the odds out. I am King of the board!
 
mountain muscle said:
I have rocks from all over to distract you. Drillers have many tricks. And hell I can scramble up the derrick to even the odds out. I am King of the board!
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With you up the boards it leaves me free to pull the crown in on you. And I'll park my truck at the bottom of the zip line. :evil:

Well we got unstuck and drilled ahead so we can sink all the stabilizers on the core barrel. We hopefully will core tomorrow, and then maybe just maybe I can go home.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
With you up the boards it leaves me free to pull the crown in on you. And I'll park my truck at the bottom of the zip line. :evil:

Well we got unstuck and drilled ahead so we can sink all the stabilizers on the core barrel. We hopefully will core tomorrow, and then maybe just maybe I can go home.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Pull the crown in on me, you are under it too. I will bail into the reserve.

Glad to hear you got unstuck, I am sure we are still trying to screw into the bha and jar out.

Texas wearing on you? I am surprized that such a thing could happen in texas, those boys know everything ya know.
 
mountain muscle said:
Pull the crown in on me, you are under it too. I will bail into the reserve.

Glad to hear you got unstuck, I am sure we are still trying to screw into the bha and jar out.

Texas wearing on you? I am surprized that such a thing could happen in texas, those boys know everything ya know.
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You gotta break a few eggs to make an omlet. Besides as soon as I throttle up I'll be down the V-door.

Yeah the got it out on the second cast. And I fucking hate texas, been here three weeks now. These jack asses don't know their asses from a hole in the ground. Dumb fucks have been on this well since Dec 12th and are only at 9,000' and have left one set of collars in the hole so far and broken a core barrel in half. The last company man who got run off was stealing bits and selling them and running used ones on our well. Really fun times, I am not going to miss this aspect of the job.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
You gotta break a few eggs to make an omlet. Besides as soon as I throttle up I'll be down the V-door.

Yeah the got it out on the second cast. And I fucking hate texas, been here three weeks now. These jack asses don't know their asses from a hole in the ground. Dumb fucks have been on this well since Dec 12th and are only at 9,000' and have left one set of collars in the hole so far and broken a core barrel in half. The last company man who got run off was stealing bits and selling them and running used ones on our well. Really fun times, I am not going to miss this aspect of the job.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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9000 feet sinc Dec. 12? Crap my worms could do that with a shovel in less time. hehe texan boys just think they can drill, hope you get out of there soon.

And thanks for the warning, I will just throw my collar ropes into the block sheeves on the way up. :)
You're skeered of me in the derrick!
 
mountain muscle said:
9000 feet sinc Dec. 12? Crap my worms could do that with a shovel in less time. hehe texan boys just think they can drill, hope you get out of there soon.

And thanks for the warning, I will just throw my collar ropes into the block sheeves on the way up. :)
You're skeered of me in the derrick!
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Fucking transmission blew today, fuckheads brought out a new one only to discover the got the wrong one, so they had to take it back and do some machining on it.

I'm never going home :worried:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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