steroids for fighting?

[badder_than_fire]

Hey brros! i am new here and dont know alot about steroids but i
heard they can help you get a mean on. I need something to make me freak out when i fight so i can snap arms in half. i am practising to be a UFC fighter and could use your help to realize my dreams. only tell me about stuff that works when you is drunk because i do alot of practising after the bar. thanks for any help.

 

[lawnsaver]

LOL...Your funny man!

cheque drops!!
Halo!
Fina!
Anadrol

 

[JKD]

"i am practising to be a UFC fighter"

You can take all the steroids you want and still be a shity fighter.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Stick with the alcohol...

 

[Canuck4]

Just drink alot of booz.
That shit will get you angry, pumped up and ready to fight all the time.

 

[rickw]

Your an idiot, go to another board if you want to talk bull shit

 

[badder_than_fire]

i can get fina. How much should i take for insane madness?? Will it help heal my lumps? I took a fishbeater to the head last week and my head still f!*kin hurts today. I prob should lay off the booze but it helps me get in the mood. Any suggestions?

 

[JKD]

Yah, get a life you F-ing lyer.

 

[Thaibox]

Thats sick yo. I'm practicing to be a UFC fighter too. After I be gettin fucked up at the bars, I come home and shadow box in my mirror for a couple minutes before I fall down and puke. I think I'm going to be pro in no time.

Here is my current 8 year cycle

4 shots JD
9 Coronas w/lime
4 shots Quervo

 

[hardrock]

No offense bro, But you sound alot like the type of person we don't need here. Taking juice to fight while drunk? Then ya get hurt or worse and we got another news story about this site. U wanna learn how to fight drunk go to the bar, leave EF the hell alone!

 

[uncut diesel]

lol, this dipshit cant be for real, I think the "fishbeater" to the head messed him up big time

 

[Cuts]

LOL this is hilarious! I'm pretty sure this dude's just joking though

 

[badder_than_fire]

Okay the gig is up. I thought i'd have a little fun here to see who has a sense of humor. I was inspired by muscular warrior who never fails to crack me up. Some people need to lighten up a bit but what the hell. I do have a serious question regarding the dbol bridge. Has anyone here used it as suggested, and if so, how well did it work for you?

 

[creep]

 

[bighead]

metaxa brandy is excellent pre-fight juice.........give the guy pneumonia swinging at him.......

 

[baza]

I can't find the Cherokee forum, please help

 

[dzuljas]

sounds like a great idea man, juice your brains out then goto the bar and get drunk.......then try fighting 3 bouncers at once, real badass huh? then the cops will come and ram a knightstick up your stupid asss

 

[hookuprx]

Okay the gig is up. I thought i'd have a little fun here to see who has a sense of humor. I was inspired by muscular warrior who never fails to crack me up. Some people need to lighten up a bit but what the hell. I do have a serious question regarding the dbol bridge. Has anyone here used it as suggested, and if so, how well did it work for you?

Good god, idiocy is contagious. As for your dianabol bridge, I am sure that you got your info from the article fonz wrote, where there is a plethora of information and views attached to it. Try reading a little more and wasting peoples time a little less. You could also learn to use that little blue button up in the right hand corner between [faq] and [photos].

thederrickm

 

[liquidmuscle]

bro i am training also to eventually be in the UFC but i can tell you that there is no way that gear is gonna make you a successful fighter, skill and practicing do...i sincerly hope you dont follow in muscular warriors path..thats not they way to go thats for sure

 

[badder_than_fire]

This was meant as a joke. To those of you who caught on, consider yourselves the smart ones. As for the people i pissed off.......How do you function in everyday life???

 

[B182]

LOL! @ this entire thread

 

[boss]

oh yes the famous search function.........USE IT!!

 

[hookuprx]

This was meant as a joke. To those of you who caught on, consider yourselves the smart ones. As for the people i pissed off.......How do you function in everyday life???

I dont think you pissed anyone off, they just all think your a dumbass now - congrats! Doesnt look like your joke elicited the response you wanted it to, huh . I will give you a hint. When you want to say something like you did, its funnier when you are someone well known on this board, cause then everyone knows its a joke. This type of shit doesnt suprise most anymore, because alot of people act like this - Alot of us are to the point where we see this and are just like "retard." and move on to the next thread.

thederrickm

 

[wartime100]

This whole post was a nice waste of my time. Pretty funny though.

 

[nhbgorilla]

This was meant as a joke. To those of you who caught on, consider yourselves the smart ones. As for the people i pissed off.......How do you function in everyday life???

how do i function in everyday life? by beating fucking retards like u unconscious whenever they bother me with their retardedness, thats how.

 

[fallenangel]

well i thought it was funny especially the fishbeater bit, i can't believe people believed it even after he'd told them it was a joke!

 

[badder_than_fire]

hookuprx- you have replied twice to this "waste of time" thread. This thread has at least exposed some of the ignorant punks here for the dumbshits they are. Why would something like this anger you unless you felt it were poking fun at you?? You and the other angry monkeys are pathetic, insecure little punks! Stop pretending you know what you're talking about regarding serious medical issues before you hurt someone with your erroneous advice. Your stupidity is dangerous.

 

[The Almighty]

hookuprx- you have replied twice to this "waste of time" thread. This thread has at least exposed some of the ignorant punks here for the dumbshits they are. Why would something like this anger you unless you felt it were poking fun at you?? You and the other angry monkeys are pathetic, insecure little punks! Stop pretending you know what you're talking about regarding serious medical issues before you hurt someone with your erroneous advice. Your stupidity is dangerous.

Youre ignorant. Leave the board.

They were getting pissed off because it is people like you who gives responsible gear users like most of us a bad name.