Steroid stories

[Micker]

I have been lifting for 2 years now. I used to lift a lot right after high school, but stopped for several years. I am 5'7" and now weigh about 175(12-14ish% bodyfat). I weighed about 145 when I started this last lifting program. My strength and weight are REAL slow to improve now. I always wonder how big/strong I would be if I used steroids. I am very interested in any stories that you guys have about yourself or friends gains made with steroids. Any stories about how the roids effected you in all ways. Did you keep the gains etc..Thanks a lot !!

 

[Stacemranger]

Just read about every post on here and you will have your stories. Thousands of stories of success and failure on here, just get to reading.

 

[riverrock]

Turned me into a raging sex machine

 

[NYBodyguard]

started at 135 now 210 3yrs later

 

[satchboogie]

started at 180..
232 today.... 2.5 years.

 

[chefbone]

Left high school weighing 140 at 5'09, 11% BF. 10 years later, 199, 5'09, and 12-14% BF. On a small t-bol cycle now so I've put on 4 pounds and am hopping on some prop next week.

 

[sweed]

natural last year i was 190 sub 6% bf on aug 29th. today i am about 220 about 8-9% , will get down to about 206-208 around 4% after 1 cycle. def wouldn;t have been this heavy it it weren;t for that 1st cycle

 

[WC82]

You have already added 30 pounds, over how many years? Without the juice you can only grow about 10-12 pounds a year of quality. So you are probably doing fine.

 

[AlwaysOn]

I have been lifting for 2 years now. I used to lift a lot right after high school, but stopped for several years. I am 5'7" and now weigh about 175(12-14ish% bodyfat). I weighed about 145 when I started this last lifting program. My strength and weight are REAL slow to improve now. I always wonder how big/strong I would be if I used steroids. I am very interested in any stories that you guys have about yourself or friends gains made with steroids. Any stories about how the roids effected you in all ways. Did you keep the gains etc..Thanks a lot !!

I would just learn more about training first.

I saw your post over in the training forum.

You have much to learn.

 

[jc1908]

sit back and learn..and as i have learned,the most important part of a cycle(and keeping gains) is your PCT...keep reading..jc

 

[lardo5150]

I remember I went from 350 to 405 in bench, my buddy who is a non lifter was spotting me the day I hit 405, I put it back on the rack, we stood there and looked at it and he just laughed his ass off. Great memory

 

[monster2929]

i fukkked up on my first run did sust 250mg for 8 weeks 250mg a week, never trained legs gained 20 ilbs missed workouts drank too much and ate like a loser, thats a shame cuz the first one is suppose to be the best read read read and read more bro

 

[ass_face]

Once upon a time I was a natural trainee... I would huff and I would puff but I could not crack the 205/7%bf pound barrier no matter how hard I would try. One day I was in the gym and a jolly purple giant with veins bulging in his neck and forehead called me over. I was at first scared.... He bellowed "Fe Fi Fo Feek... I smell the sweat of natural training Geek!" He called me over and gave me some magic beans. He said to take 4 of these magic beans every every day, every 4-5 hours and I would grow.

And Grew I did... to 245 pounds. I was a massive mountain of a man. Eventually I ran out of magic beans and I went back to the purple giant. He would not give me any more without paying a lofty price. I then had to take to back alleys sucking dick for spare change to pay the giants ransom. Once I earned enough, I went back to the giant... he gave me the beans, but he said that I needed the magic oil too that had to be injected with the magic pins. Well, I went straight back to sucking dick... and made enough for the liquid.

Once I had the beans and the liquid... I grew to 270! I was a monster. But once again, I ran out and I had to suck more dick...

The moral of the story: Steroids will make you a huge cocksucker.

 

[hammercurls]

lol nice story ass face

 

[faaassst]

Turned me into a raging sex machine

Ahhr, so that's why you're in Thailand

 

[riverrock]

Ahhr, so that's why you're in Thailand

HaHa!!! Well, seeing as I was there for a hair transplant, I went to the Bars as well. It was funny really. Here in England you see the most amazingly attractive exotic girl and think "She's out of my league". Over there you see the most attractive exotic girl and you think "Time to make some Asian girl a very happy woman"!!!

 

[faaassst]

HaHa!!! Well, seeing as I was there for a hair transplant, I went to the Bars as well. It was funny really. Here in England you see the most amazingly attractive exotic girl and think "She's out of my league". Over there you see the most attractive exotic girl and you think "Time to make some Asian girl a very happy woman"!!!

That's interesting mate, cos when I saw an amazingly attractive exotic girl in Thailand, the first thing I'd think was "is she *really* a she??"

 

[riverrock]

That's interesting mate, cos when I saw an amazingly attractive exotic girl in Thailand, the first thing I'd think was "is she *really* a she??"

Yes mate, you need to pick the cutest petite and curvy women you can find, otherwie "Lolita, the sweet hostess" could actually have really been "Larry the truck driver"!!!

I remember my mates took me into a Geezers Bar to embarrass me. You could actually see how some dudes might get fooled. However, one "chick" who came up to talk to us looked feminine until the same "chick" demonstrated the heartiest Bloke laugh I ever heard in my life!!!! I still find it funny! All that surgery only to give yourself away with a rediculous laugh!

 

[Makavelli]

You have already added 30 pounds, over how many years? Without the juice you can only grow about 10-12 pounds a year of quality. So you are probably doing fine.

You're not going to naturally add 10 pounds of muscle per year, unless it's your first year training.

 

[Micker]

I would just learn more about training first. I saw your post over in the training forum. You have much to learn.

Gotta love lifters, never met a person who lifts that doesn't think the way they lift is the best. Guess I am included in that bunch. of course I have a lot to learn, we ALL do. That is why people like you and me read forums like this. If you knew it all I would have probably heard of you or seen you on t.v., but I don't believe I have. The other post was advice I gave to a NEW lifter, not someone who lifted for years and takes steroids. What did you think a new lifter should start out with some advanced training routine??

I know a lot about lifting and have been lifting on and off for many many years. The last 2 years I really stuck to a good scheduel and I put on 30lbs. in those 2 years with only a couple % bodyfat added. Actually I think it was more then 30lbs, but close enough. My gains have slowed of course as of late, but I don't have the time to eat/lift properly right now. I ran into a friend I had not seen in many years and he made me swear that I wasn't on steroids and I still think he doesn't believe me. Even my wife asked me many times if I was using anything, she can't believe I gained so much so quickly. So if I don't know about lifting, I guess I got lucky then right??

I started the thread, because I am interested in peoples stories about steroid use. I was hoping to get someone to post in some detail all the effects they got from using them and how over the long run they have effected them. I wonder how big I would be if I took steroids, like most people. I would never do them, I don't even take creatine or even asprine. If someone wants to use roids then all the power to them. I do kinda get upset because I work hard to get my muscle and others who cheat if you will get bigger/faster/easier, making my hard gains not so impresive. I know this is far from the place to speak against steroids, but I just can't imagine someone taking steroids just to look good at the beach. I can see a multimillion dollar contract as being temptation enough, but just to be a little bigger or stronger for no reason?? Then you get stuck doing them over and over, because who the hell wants to go back to gaining the slow, hard way. Who wants to worry about overtraining working out only 3 days a week??

Again, I am not against anyones right to do whatever the hell they want to themselves. If steroids were legal, newbies would at least get a doctors prescription for them and not try to figure out what to use by reading some forum and taking advice from strangers who most are NOT doctors. Sucks the govenrment forces people to go underground/backally for things like this.

 

[karachi183]

You're not going to naturally add 10 pounds of muscle per year, unless it's your first year training.

10 pounds a year naturally is more than possible with the correct dieting methods! I started @ 150-155 a few years ago and gone up to 180 then dropped down to 170 then 165 then back up to the 170 range. I've only dbol and gone on and off of various creatines... It's possible

 

[asianlover]

You're not going to naturally add 10 pounds of muscle per year, unless it's your first year training.

maybe if you are a hardgainer but i have gained a lot more than 10 lbs a year naturally.

 

[ass_face]

Micker,
Here is my real story:

When I was 27.. I topped out at about 205 at 9-10%BF. I am 5'10", so that isn't too bad. I have very thin bone structure at the knees, wrists and ankles, so at 205, I was always mistaken for someone that weighed more.

I decided to start a cycle... My first cycle was 400mg of deca for 5 weeks. I went up to about 215 and when I settled in I was at 210. I never wanted to be one of those guys that blew up 30 pounds and looked obviously juiced, so I took an incremental approach.

To make a long story short... I am 34 now. At my heaviest, I was 247. Too much mass for my frame. I now hover between 225 and 235 and I do a 5 week cycle maybe every 4-6 months for maintenance and repair.

As far as sides, a little backne. Did a course of accutane and that seems to be a thing of the past. The only other side seems to be excessive vaginal pounding.

 

[karachi183]

Micker,
Here is my real story:

When I was 27.. I topped out at about 205 at 9-10%BF. I am 5'10", so that isn't too bad. I have very thin bone structure at the knees, wrists and ankles, so at 205, I was always mistaken for someone that weighed more.

I decided to start a cycle... My first cycle was 400mg of deca for 5 weeks. I went up to about 215 and when I settled in I was at 210. I never wanted to be one of those guys that blew up 30 pounds and looked obviously juiced, so I took an incremental approach.

To make a long story short... I am 34 now. At my heaviest, I was 247. Too much mass for my frame. I now hover between 225 and 235 and I do a 5 week cycle maybe every 4-6 months for maintenance and repair.

As far as sides, a little backne. Did a course of accutane and that seems to be a thing of the past. The only other side seems to be excessive vaginal pounding.

I too have skinny wrists and ankles and i too am mistaken for a heavier guy. Good Point. A little off topic but like i said in an earlier post it's not what you weigh but how you look. Looks can be decieving.

 

[jay1]

maybe if you are a hardgainer but i have gained a lot more than 10 lbs a year naturally.

He said 10 lbs of MUSCLE.

 

[asianlover]

He said 10 lbs of MUSCLE.

Yes thats what i meant over 10lbs of muscle

 

[Micker]

10 lbs of muscle is very hard to gain naturally in that time after you have trained for awhile. I know that my body seems to make jumps in weight and I get new set points for my weight. Set points being a weight that your body levels off at and maintains at normal caloric levels. I only gained about 5lbs in the last 6months(not all muscle) going from 170 to about 175 at around 5'7". My body just seems to put on muscle real fast, then levels off for a long time. I think I need to change things up more often, I am a creature of habit and tend to stick with routines for too long.