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-the other day, i realized how much laughter AS brings. here are some of my own conversations:
1)
other: 'man, it sucks that steroids have side effects'
me: 'what? gaining muscle IS the side effect; these drugs were
designed to make your hair jump off your head, and make
your dick yell "hey put me in coach".
2)
me
being blinded by a huge bald spot) 'dude, why the fuck didn't
you use any propecia w/ the test?'
other: 'i didn't want to have "sensual side effects"
buddy: 'thats just bullshit -now you're a bald fucking eagle!'
other: 'my wife doesn't care if i'm bald'
me: 'you're married? well then screw it -you'll never see a piece of pussy again anyways'
3)
buddy: 'how bad is my hairline?'
me: 'well, it hasn't thinned out.... but its up a little bit'
buddy: 'you fucking liar -my hairline looks like its being chased by
a dog towards the back of my head'
4)
other: 'man, i got some d-bol and A-bombs; i gonna beat you at
state -i'm gonna be the next teen champion!'
buddy: 'so you think you can beat me w/ no symmetry or muscle
maturity?'
other: 'i'm gonna like use 5 A-bombs a day -i'm gonna be huge!'
(dude walks away)
me: 'i give him 4 weeks before he starts pissing out blood'
buddy: 'i give him 3"
5)
other: 'come on dude, hook me up'
me: 'you think i got this big just on drugs? no eating, no training?'
other: 'all anybody needs to do is a cycle, and bam -you're a monster!'
me: 'ok buddy'
(dude finds a dealer and buys 400 ttokkyo dbol tabs)
other: 'how many should i use? you know, to get the ladies'
me: 'just keep taking them until your eyes turn yellow to match your teeth -you'll get the girls then.'
AWESOME QUOTES I CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR
"i don't care if i don't gain a pound..... as long as i don't have tits"
"my hair is in the sink.....damn you steroids, damn you!"
other: 'dude, i need an 8 week cycle'
dude: '8 week cycle of what?'
other: 'i don't care AS LONG AS you don't have to inject it, you don't have to take it often, and there are NO side effects'
dude: 'ohhhhh..... you mean 'magicbolan'. yeah, i'll hook you up: just take one pill a week for 8 -you'll love it.'
1)
other: 'man, it sucks that steroids have side effects'
me: 'what? gaining muscle IS the side effect; these drugs were
designed to make your hair jump off your head, and make
your dick yell "hey put me in coach".
2)
me
being blinded by a huge bald spot) 'dude, why the fuck didn't you use any propecia w/ the test?'
other: 'i didn't want to have "sensual side effects"
buddy: 'thats just bullshit -now you're a bald fucking eagle!'
other: 'my wife doesn't care if i'm bald'
me: 'you're married? well then screw it -you'll never see a piece of pussy again anyways'
3)
buddy: 'how bad is my hairline?'
me: 'well, it hasn't thinned out.... but its up a little bit'
buddy: 'you fucking liar -my hairline looks like its being chased by
a dog towards the back of my head'
4)
other: 'man, i got some d-bol and A-bombs; i gonna beat you at
state -i'm gonna be the next teen champion!'
buddy: 'so you think you can beat me w/ no symmetry or muscle
maturity?'
other: 'i'm gonna like use 5 A-bombs a day -i'm gonna be huge!'
(dude walks away)
me: 'i give him 4 weeks before he starts pissing out blood'
buddy: 'i give him 3"
5)
other: 'come on dude, hook me up'
me: 'you think i got this big just on drugs? no eating, no training?'
other: 'all anybody needs to do is a cycle, and bam -you're a monster!'
me: 'ok buddy'
(dude finds a dealer and buys 400 ttokkyo dbol tabs)
other: 'how many should i use? you know, to get the ladies'
me: 'just keep taking them until your eyes turn yellow to match your teeth -you'll get the girls then.'
AWESOME QUOTES I CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR
"i don't care if i don't gain a pound..... as long as i don't have tits"
"my hair is in the sink.....damn you steroids, damn you!"
other: 'dude, i need an 8 week cycle'
dude: '8 week cycle of what?'
other: 'i don't care AS LONG AS you don't have to inject it, you don't have to take it often, and there are NO side effects'
dude: 'ohhhhh..... you mean 'magicbolan'. yeah, i'll hook you up: just take one pill a week for 8 -you'll love it.'
