Stepping on your stuff......

[Testosterone boy]

Man that hurts.

Anybody else do that?

The worst is the shower step because it makes the distance to the floor less when the equipment is not strapped down.

 

[Testosterone boy]

well?

 

[Sassy69]

Huh?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Huh?

This is a male problem Sass.

Well....a few men.

Very few men.



Actually it is a joke brought upon by incredible boredom.

 

[XBiker]

Strap that shiizle up, Tboy.

I guess?

 

[XBiker]

Goodness, where's KAYNE when we need that fool??~!?

 

[Sassy69]

I guess I'm still confused.

Just don't trip & get hurt on whatever.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I guess I'm still confused.

Just don't trip & get hurt on whatever.

Thanks for the thought!


Need a back massage?

I bought two massage tables out of sheer craziness. And two double headed massage units. So you could have four heads happily bouncing around your back.

I also bought two 30" ponies of separate colors. So you could pose with color coordinated thongs!

In?

 

[Sassy69]

You are one crazy mofo.

what is a 30" pony? Just don't trip & get hurt on whatever.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You are one crazy mofo.

what is a 30" pony? Just don't trip & get hurt on whatever.

I was attracted to somebody a while ago and called her crazy.

So I will assume that you are feeling excitement about the high altitude and four headed massage.

The 30" ponies are for kids to pose on.

But I also figure they would make for world class thong modeling.

A white thong would go well with the brown pony. The beige pony lends itself to a red thong and a blue thong and a black thong.

Should I return the brown pony?

In?

 

[Sassy69]

That sounds rather pedophilic...

Just don't trip & get hurt on whatever.

 

[Testosterone boy]

That sounds rather pedophilic...

Just don't trip & get hurt on whatever.

A studio having posing props for kids is pedophilic?


Ummmmmmm....


Suddenly the world is full of pedophiles starting in the 1990s.

 

[Sassy69]

You pose children in thongs on 30" ponies??


Dude.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You pose children in thongs on 30" ponies??


Dude.

mm..this didn't go where I had in mind.

Are you joking?

Or did you miss the words "But I also figure"


Honestly....the strangest thing I ever did was at a Haloween party. With adults. Female adults.


Me thinks you have a kinky side?

 

[Sassy69]

I guess I'm just not feeling a coherent train of thought in your posts on this thread. Feels rather random.

I'm still confused by the whole tripping on your stuff.

Oh wait. Are you saying that you are "tripping" like they used to do on psychadelic acid in the '60s and "your stuff" is like whatever is your fav homemade designer drug??

 

[Testosterone boy]

I was saying that my Johnson pert near drags on the ground. Thus presenting a tripping hazard.


I've never tripped on other "things". Unless you count marijuana.

 

[Sassy69]

Ah I c.

Well, just don't trip and hurt yourself on whatever.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Ah I c.

Well, just don't trip and hurt yourself on whatever.

Thanks.

Will try to avoid hurting myself.