standing strategy??

[sermon_of_mockery]

Please tell me I'm not the only person to wipe their ass standing up

 

[Paulos]

Holy shit that was funny, spilled a cup of water all over myself.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

so I'm not alone

 

[manson]

Why would you want to. Your already sitting.
Unless of course you poop standing up.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I don't like dippin' my hand in the toilet.

 

[manson]

Well you don't have to if...wait, is it your first time?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Not sure how I got in the conversation,but a friend and myself were talking about this the other day.Turns out he hold the tiolet paper with his thumb Is that possible??Do you just teeter it atop your thumb in hopes for the best??

 

[Ceebs]

Only on Elite Fitness would there be a thread about how to wipe your ass. I love it.

 

[manson]

If I still had a shitter in my bedroom (I had to take it out) I'd set up the camera so you could watch how I do it.
Mabey your friend will let you practice on him if he's so good at it.