Ssme

[naturally anabolic]

poop.

 

[supersizeme]

my coffee table has a children's book on it entitled "Everyone Poops" i recommend this book if you ever have children or just like the idea of poop in general

is this a hint that y'all are getting sick of my anvatar? i probably need to change that shit, but i always have atavars turned off at work so i never think about it.

 

[distanced]

 

[naturally anabolic]

i think you should make this your anavatar SSME

 

[supersizeme]

what is that...i see some iced tea there, and a package that says "Oops!" on it

is that along the same lines as "Oops I Crapped My Pants!" ?

 

[naturally anabolic]

damn straight!

 

[supersizeme]

i still don't get the iced tea...is that supposed to make you feel even more sure that Oops is going to safely capture all your unintended dumps?

 

[naturally anabolic]

Grandpa: Imagine this pitcher of tea is really a gallon of your feces.

[Grandpa pours pitcher of tea with lemons into diaper]

Grandpa: See how its super thick protection allows for maximum absorbency without leaking.

Grandma: I'm impressed. Oops! I Crapped My Pants can hold a lot of dung.

Grandpa: And get this - Oops! I Crapped My Pants are biodegradable. Now that's good for the environment.

Grandma: Hey, how do you know so much about Oops! I Crapped My Pants?

Grandpa: Well I'm wearing them.. and I just did.