Spiders

[buttplug]

I love most animals and even most insects, other than moths and... spiders. I understand you'll laugh at me and you'll tell me they are inoffensive 8-legged little things that you can smash with a piece of paper but I am completly terrified by them.

Tic tac... Hey what's that?
Oh.. hey there... AH!
BOOO!

Considering I'm in Quebec, I probably shouldn'T be so scared of then and the easy solution would be to just never come out of the house during the short summer and though I have yet to see one in my house before commiting suicide, there are some of these next little buggers in Ontario. I don't know but Ontario-Quebec can be a walking distance especially if you have 8 legs.

Found in Ontario

And finally, the most evil, ferocious thing to ever grace the face of earth after me, the brown recluse spider; that probably couldn't be stopped even by a 50 feet high wall of flames; and that is pretty scary, considering they can do this to you just with one bite:

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Example 3.

I need a bunch of guns or a tank or something to defend myself.

 

[PoyeBoy]

This was only about the biggest thread in elite hostory a while back

 

[Shak]

oh my good god - is that for real?

what kind of mutant spiders are those?

 

[hellboy]

Now that's just nasty.

I suppose you could get one of those clear plastic bubbles to live in.

But with all due respect it's really not easy being a spider these days. See below.

www.bbspot.com/News/2003/06/shelob.html

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I'm definitely an arachniphobe,but I still try to let them live.I just try to remove them and relocate them well off my property.Just like every other living creature they serve their purpose.

 

[JG1]

spiders are one of the only things I'm truely terrified of...

 

[buttplug]

Dcup: not looking. I refuse.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

WTF whats will all the wimps today! Spiders are great! They kill insects and they make great pets like snakes!

 

[buttplug]

Oh hell; no, just no. I'd rather face a bear than one of those things.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Dcup: not looking. I refuse.

You will be a spider wimp then! Look at this guy even this chick is not scared!

 

[Shak]

i am the self-proclaimed queen of spider wimps.

 

[Beachbum1546]

am i the only one that noticed the screw in the last two pics that was holding up the clock. notice how it changes size compared to the spider. in the third pic it would be huge if that spider was actaully the size of the clock.

 

[from zero]

buttplug, I heard recluse spiders thrive in the Canada. They especially like to come out at night and crawl on people's faces.

 

[buttplug]

You're a horrible, horrible man. That thing does eat faces.

 

[from zero]

You're a horrible, horrible man. That thing does eat faces.

Just saying what I heard! And hey, I never said it ate people's faces. I just said it likes to crawl on them.












































Yeah, I'm sure it likes to take a bite every now and then too. What was I thinking ...

 

[buttplug]

I'll sleep with an astronaut outfit on.

 

[from zero]

I'll sleep with an astronaut outfit on.

Ha. Good luck. From what I gather about these little buggers .... you're fucked.

 

[buttplug]

Ok enough, you win, I'm terrified.

 

[from zero]

Ever see Eight Legged Freaks? Them shits were huge. They could eat someone in a heartbeat.

 

[buttplug]

Nope and I sure don't plan on seeing it. Ever. I've seen arachnophobia and I've seen Harry Potter 2. Enough for me. Although... isn't that movie with giant spiders? For some reason if they're ridiculously big, it's not as scary. A matter of probabilities.

 

[JollyRogers]

I have big harry spiders in my basement, I just leave them alone and they leave me alone, they kill all the little bugs that get in, they dont bug me at all. although I would not want to get bit by one either..

 

[trailseeker]

Ive eaten so many spiders by walking through their webs inadvertently while hiking, Ive lost count. High in protein, I've heard...

 

[Red Shadow]

Spiders are the spawn of Satan. They kill other bugs which is good, but they anything larger than a daddylonglegs is just not cool.

Once when I was living up in the tropics I was watching a movie in the dark with some friends. I had this blanket on my legs to keep me warm, and its texture was a bit fuzzy. So I felt something fuzzy on my leg but just assumed it was the blanket and brushed it aside. Then I felt it again, and brushed it away again. I felt it again and this time I looked and I saw a huge huntsman spider on my leg. Needless to say - I screamed bloody murder. I felt so dirty afterwards I couldn't belive that I'd actually touched the spider.. It felt really gross.

Someone told me a story once of how this person they knew was in bed asleep and felt something on thier face, so they go to brush it away and afterwards go back to sleep. The next morning they wake up and there is smushed spider all over thier face and
pillow.

Ok last story - I was living on the Gold Coast a few years back and it was like the hottest day in 50 years or something, so me and my boyfriend decided to go out to a movie and spend some time at the shopping mall since there was no airconditioning at home. So we get back later that night and I go looking for the cat to give her dinner. I notice that the bathroom door is slightly ajar and I kind of make her out in there playing or something. So I go in to get her and my boyfriend comes in and turns on the light. We both stand there in shock when we see HUNDREDS of baby spiders all over the walls, floor, shower, tub, sink.. everywhere They started coming down on webs from the cieling like paratroopers and we start screaming. All we could do was close the door and go out and buy some bug spray and gas the fuckers. We were both severely arachnaphobic so it was pretty messed up.

The horror...