Spartacus, are you HUFFING..........

[covergrl80]

Embalming Fluid....if so slowly put if down and step away from the dead people.

 

[Spartacus]

doesn't do
he scores!
alright the game's over

 

[jack sparrow]

Krylon, then?

 

[Spartacus]

5mg selegiline today

 

[covergrl80]

5mg selegiline today

ok. what ever that is you need to put it down.

 

[Spartacus]

I'm off this weekend taking it easy
going to the ukraine for 10 days 5/23

 

[covergrl80]

I'm off this weekend taking it easy
going to the ukraine for 10 days 5/23

Ok so what does that have to do with your drug issue?

 

[redguru]

I'm off this weekend taking it easy
going to the ukraine for 10 days 5/23

T'voyu maht. It's a greeting, try it on all the ladies.

 

[jack sparrow]

I want some of that Krylon..and a pillow case.

 

[jack sparrow]

And a book of matches.

 

[H_T_]

Bins Alcohol based Primer. i will paint your house for fucking free.....

 

[Spartacus]

T'voyu maht. It's a greeting, try it on all the ladies.

Yob tvoyu maht, motherfucker ! Y' dumb (Comrade) Tovarsisch, ain't ya say (Thank you) Spasiba for my screwing yo'mama 'cuz she is a fuckin' double bagger.

 

[Spartacus]

nice mother's day tie-in red

 

[jh1]

This has been long suspected in the hall ways of EF administration.

 

[Spartacus]

I'm 21 and live w/ my mom and her boyfriend. He just hired two really really really hot siberian au pairs to do yard/house work. Their names are Olga and Ana. I'm pretty excited by this. I'm hoping , my next post will be "I just had secks with 2 really hot au pairs"

I'm sure some of you will demand pics. If I can do this without being creepy, I will.

yeah

 

[jack sparrow]

I wish...that is if au pairs are female.

 

[Spartacus]

 

[jack sparrow]

Ok, I'm in.

 

[Spartacus]

little spartacus

 

[redguru]

About five months, you say?

 

[Spartacus]

Ok, I'm in.

sans makeup
preggers without the extra fat

 

[H_T_]

i dig fat chicks.

 

[Mavafanculo]

I'm off this weekend taking it easy
going to the ukraine for 10 days 5/23

these will get you tru in a pinch

Id Zi Knoc Houi --- hello, nice to meet you

pazzaloie moui zad ---- nice weather we're having today

abezyana urodliwe --- that's a lovely dress, and you look lovely in it

te sumashedshaya --- you're cute

 

[jack sparrow]

sans makeup
preggers without the extra fat

I'm all over preggers, just ask Heather.

 

[covergrl80]

these will get you tru in a pinch

Id Zi Knoc Houi --- hello, nice to meet you

pazzaloie moui zad ---- nice weather we're having today

abezyana urodliwe --- that's a lovely dress, and you look lovely in it

te sumashedshaya --- you're cute

aww thanks for asking!
nice to meet you as well.
The weather is great today. I love my dress too, it does look good and thanks for taking notice to it.

 

[Spartacus]

you should see my "hot list"
I did narrow it down to 25-32
and made english:fair the minimum

 

[Spartacus]

"olga" doesn't speak english
but what the hell I may want to take a break from talking

 

[Spartacus]

Ilona
Ukraine
City: Dnepropetrovsk
Age: 28
Birth Date: 4/13/1979
Weight: 106lb, 48kg
Height: 5'1", 155cm
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Marital Status: Single
Children: 0
Religion: Christian
Smoker: N
Drinker: N
Education: university
Company:
Job Title:
Sports: Aerobics
Hobbies: to dance, to go in for cinema or to the night clubs
English: fair
Languages: Ukrainian (native),German (good)

 

[Mavafanculo]

aww thanks for asking!
nice to meet you as well.
The weather is great today. I love my dress too, it does look good and thanks for taking notice to it.

If I tell you what they really meant, you'd probably be pi ih ih ih ih ih issed

 

[covergrl80]

If I tell you what they really meant, you'd probably be pi ih ih ih ih ih issed

LOL! now you have to tell me. I don't get pissed

 

[Mavafanculo]

LOL! now you have to tell me. I don't get pissed

take care of this unfinished bidniss first

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7340787#post7340787

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[seaking420]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/s...787#post7340787

Dam I love thongs on a nice ass...nice booty covergrl80

 

[covergrl80]

take care of this unfinished bidniss first

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7340787#post7340787

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yes:

1) shaved or landing strip? SKIP

2) ham sandwich or roast beef? SKIP

3) How far are you from New York City? 2 Hours

4) Do you have plow experience? what snow? if so none

in fact never mind 1,2, and 4

 

[Mavafanculo]

yes:

1) shaved or landing strip? SKIP

2) ham sandwich or roast beef? SKIP

3) How far are you from New York City? 2 Hours

4) Do you have plow experience? what snow? if so none

in fact never mind 1,2, and 4

wtf? you left out 1 and 2.

eh I guess I can wait 2 hours to find out lol

 

[Mavafanculo]

LOL! now you have to tell me. I don't get pissed

these were actually meant to get spartacus (nee 4maldahung) in trouble since he said he was going to the Ukraine lol.

Id Zi Knoc Houi --- hello, nice to meet you
.............................Fuck you

pazzaloie moui zad ---- nice weather we're having today
.................................Kiss my ass


abezyana urodliwe --- that's a lovely dress, and you look lovely in it
................................You look like an ugly chimpanzee


te sumashedshaya --- you're cute
................................You're crazy

 

[covergrl80]

Taking notes....I may have to pull those out at a later date
THANKS!!!

Sorry but If I am going to hit the turn pike and drive 2 hours I am just going to add another hour and a half

these were actually meant to get spartacus (nee 4maldahung) in trouble since he said he was going to the Ukraine lol.

Id Zi Knoc Houi --- hello, nice to meet you
.............................Fuck you

pazzaloie moui zad ---- nice weather we're having today
.................................Kiss my ass


abezyana urodliwe --- that's a lovely dress, and you look lovely in it
................................You look like an ugly chimpanzee


te sumashedshaya --- you're cute
................................You're crazy

 

[Mavafanculo]

Sorry but If I am going to hit the turn pike and drive 2 hours I am just going to add another hour and a half

that's cool. It'll give me extra time to get that gorrilla costume and the female midgits you wanted

 

[covergrl80]

that's cool. It'll give me extra time to get that gorrilla costume and the female midgits you wanted

If I drive that extres hour and a half I am just going to say where I end up...LOL

Have fun with that gorrills costume and them midgets!

 

[Mavafanculo]

If I drive that extres hour and a half I am just going to say where I end up...LOL

Have fun with that gorrills costume and them midgets!

fuck. anybody wana buy a used gorrilla outfit?



lol

 

[covergrl80]

fuck. anybody wana buy a used gorrilla outfit?



lol

LMAO!!!! your such a sport

 

[Spartacus]

I had to go embalm a woman
I'm back now