Spanish Help Por Favor!!

[DoseOfTruth]

How would one say in spanish:

"I am a stupid mother fucker who does not deserve someone as good as yourself. Please have patience with me, eventually I will figure this shit out!"

Or something to that effect. Thanx my si habla espanol brothers.

 

[skaman607]

soy un, after that I don't know anything.

 

[HANSEL]

Are you trying to smooze a Hispanic chica?

 

[jwill3:16]

Soy un fucker estúpido de madre que no merece alguien tan bueno como usted mismo. Tenga por favor la paciencia con mí, eventualmente yo figuraré esta mierda fuera

wow thats alot of words!

 

[skaman607]

did you run that through a translator, or do you know spanish?