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[Crazy Ivan]

The printer

When my printer prints documents, I often times enjoy watching it print. So I load it up and have it print about 100 pages of useless material but I like to watch the printing process.

Am I loosing it ? I am only 21

 

[flexygrl]

That is the sickest thing I have ever read. You should be banned. All those innocent trees. Oh the horror....

 

[jnuts]

Am I losing it ?

Yes.

 

[Baoh]

I had that with an old, screeching printer. The rhythm was soothing to me. Any observers would have found the experience disturbing, though.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

That is the sickest thing I have ever read. You should be banned. All those innocent trees. Oh the horror....

Me: Knock knock....

Flexygrl:Who's there ?

Me: GO FUCK YOURSELF

 

[flexygrl]

Ivan,


LOL

Don't be a hater!!!

 

[big_bad_buff]

not all the time

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Thanks to everyone who replied. I now admit that I have a problem, that's the first step. I belive the next step would be corrective action and face the problem.

My temptations begin when looking at the printer directly. It's always right in front of me with the tray always pointing at me. Then I experience a moment of awkwardness. It's not of sexual nature. After a couple minutes of silence, i start getting chills. I think me and the printer have a conflict. I feel fear, abusing the printer is my way of dealing with the problem.

Soon enough, I am going to load it up with 50 grit paper and make it print all day long to the point when the inkjet starts screeching and smoking. :EVILGRIN:

Any suggestions ?

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Ivan,


LOL

Don't be a hater!!!

 

[flexygrl]

Hi,

Okay now that you like me again, let's try this again

Ivan: Knock Knock
Flexy: Who's there
Ivan: Ivan
Flexy: ooooh, baby come on in! I got the porn, the sexy teddy, and the printer all ready for us...

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Hi,

Okay now that you like me again, let's try this again

Ivan: Knock Knock
Flexy: Who's there
Ivan: Ivan
Flexy: ooooh, baby come on in! I got the porn, the sexy teddy, and the printer all ready for us...

Very nice, you are on the right track. I like the way you think.

It's all about the printer. The missing element !

 

[Sundance]

Re: The printer

When my printer prints documents, I often times enjoy watching it print. So I load it up and have it print about 100 pages of useless material but I like to watch the printing process.

Am I loosing it ? I am only 21

you are fine..

 

[The Red Dragon]

You should get out more often

 

[RADAR1]

Dude get a life..........better yet get a turtle.





RADAR

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Re: The printer

When my printer prints documents, I often times enjoy watching it print. So I load it up and have it print about 100 pages of useless material but I like to watch the printing process.

Am I loosing it ? I am only 21

Yes! Drink a 40oz, shove the bottle up your ass, take two asprins and call me in the morning!

Dr. Dcup

 

[jackangel]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

 

[drakfoot]

Try Feeding Your Face Into The Printer. It Should Help.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Try Feeding Your Face Into The Printer. It Should Help.

Best advice ever !

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Re: Re: The printer

Yes! Drink a 40oz, shove the bottle up your ass, take two asprins and call me in the morning!

Dr. Dcup

now what ?! I'll have hte pirnter fax ou soem blank papre.