Sometimes I wonder about stress...

[Nathan]

I wonder whether stress is itself responsible for shortening a person's life or whether stress is a built-in mechanism to get the most out of our finite lives. That is to say, mayhaps our bodies are programmed to know when they will ultimately start falling apart (for genetic reasons), and hence the body initiates...nevermind. Just never you mind. I got too ambitious for my first post in some time. Up yours. All of you.

 

[Nathan]

I woulda thought I'd have been booted off for inactivity by now. Shhhhhh...pretend like there's a baby sleeping right beside you for some unknown but plausible reason.

 

[The Shadow]

Wizardish as ever I see

 

[Nathan]

Wizardish as ever I see

Who the fuck do you think you are?

 

[hardrock]

Sup Nate? Cold up there? Gotta be. Especially without pants. You sport a sock over the junk or just let it hang?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

There you are I was getting worried about you.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=370512

 

[BrothaBill]

I wonder whether stress is itself responsible for shortening a person's life or whether stress is a built-in mechanism to get the most out of our finite lives. That is to say, mayhaps our bodies are programmed to know when they will ultimately start falling apart (for genetic reasons), and hence the body initiates...nevermind. Just never you mind. I got too ambitious for my first post in some time. Up yours. All of you.

Both thoughts are true, stress increases certain hormones and other substances that negatively affect health.numerous examples
And telomerase inside cells divides only a finite amount of times giving cells preprogrammed maximum of divisions, hence it has been the subject of life extension research, just one example

 

[UA_Iron]

stressors are motivation for you to return to homeostasis.

 

[BrothaBill]

stressors are motivation for you to return to homeostasis.

Is that in San Fran?

 

[UA_Iron]

Is that in San Fran?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Stress is not fun...

 

[BrothaBill]

Maybe I shoulda asked Shadow about that..

 

[BUBBLES]

I am stressed out right now!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I am stressed out right now!

PM is emptied...

 

[BrothaBill]

I am stressed out right now!

Whys that my lil huckleberry?

 

[Lestat]

where were you nathan? explain yourself.

 

[BUBBLES]

Whys that my lil huckleberry?

i don't know anymore
.. wish someone would rescue me from myself

 

[jackangel]

sometimes i wonder how far a man can walk with his pants around his ankles

 

[BrothaBill]

i don't know anymore
.. wish someone would rescue me from myself

That does it, Im shipping you my testicle collection in the morning...you can make em into a necklace to ward off evil stressors. No buts, not taking no for answer this time.







In the meantime how about cyber dozen of these:

 

[evansteve]

Nathan, we miss ya, spend some more time here, eh?

 

[BUBBLES]

That does it, Im shipping you my testicle collection in the morning...you can make em into a necklace to ward off evil stressors. No buts, not taking no for answer this time.

In the meantime how about cyber dozen of these:

ahh, that is so sweet
thank you

you mean the six testies you said you had??

 

[BrothaBill]

ahh, that is so sweet
thank you

you mean the six testies you said you had??

You betcha!! If it'll make you feel better, I can definitely part with em!! I was thinking about starting a new collection of something else, any suggestions. And I dont know if this falls under stress,but Ive been on like 1000cal day diet and I could really go for some black cherry ice cream or some chips ahoy cookies, not the chewy kind, old school hard in that blue package. Throw in some milk with that, heaven to me right now. Maybe you should try a splurge on a sinful pleasure like that. That always was a stress reliever for me.

 

[biteme]

Nathan, we miss ya, spend some more time here, eh?

Yes. I miss his crazy humor. He's one of a kind.

 

[Seashell]

Nathan, we miss ya, spend some more time here, eh?

You gave away your "non-Canadian-ness" by the placement of the comma. A true Canuck never pauses before the "eh?".

 

[The_Ghost]

You gave away your "non-Canadian-ness" by the placement of the comma. A true Canuck never pauses before the "eh?".

you tell em eh!

 

[Seashell]

you tell em eh!

Shush hoser.

 

[The_Ghost]

Shush hoser.

Take off eh!!!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Nathan is like the herpes of EF. He shows up once every 9 months or so and annoys the shit out of us. Then he's gone again.

 

[wootoom]

i agree Nathan. i hate stress. i hate how something like work can give you stress and you dont even want to be there. it blows

 

[Nathan]

where were you nathan? explain yourself.

I'd probably prefer not to go into the details. I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut on this one. Anyways, I'm back in school and am glad to be there.

Thanks for asking about me QT. I very much appreciate it. How have you been?

Hardrock - It's hanging. And dangling. And doing some other stuff I'm not entirely familiar with.

Also, is all that fairy internet flirting stuff still on the rise or has it peaked and begun to fall off in a more or less Gaussian distribution? Fuck. I knew this going back to school thing was going to be a problem. I have this whole nerd-speak intermingled with a whole lot of bad grammar and profanity thing going on these days. It's peculiar.

 

[UA_Iron]

I'd probably prefer not to go into the details. I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut on this one. Anyways, I'm back in school and am glad to be there.

Thanks for asking about me QT. I very much appreciate it. How have you been?

Hardrock - It's hanging. And dangling. And doing some other stuff I'm not entirely familiar with.

Also, is all that fairy internet flirting stuff still on the rise or has it peaked and begun to fall off in a more or less Gaussian distribution? Fuck. I knew this going back to school thing was going to be a problem. I have this whole nerd-speak intermingled with a whole lot of bad grammar and profanity thing going on these days. It's peculiar.

correct in the gaussian distribution, we are on the descent. There are a couple outliers though

 

[anthrax]

I need to be slighly stressed to avoid boredom and sluggishness

 

[Lumberg]

I'd probably prefer not to go into the details. I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut on this one. Anyways, I'm back in school and am glad to be there.

Thanks for asking about me QT. I very much appreciate it. How have you been?

Hardrock - It's hanging. And dangling. And doing some other stuff I'm not entirely familiar with.

Also, is all that fairy internet flirting stuff still on the rise or has it peaked and begun to fall off in a more or less Gaussian distribution? Fuck. I knew this going back to school thing was going to be a problem. I have this whole nerd-speak intermingled with a whole lot of bad grammar and profanity thing going on these days. It's peculiar.

less b

 

[Ffactor]

First of all let me start of by saying you are wrong on both accounts sir, secondly and more importantly, this thread is uber gay which is 100% concommitant with all your other threads.
Ffactor.