someone explain to me why anal eaze is cherry flavored

[shirlene29]

tyia

 

[sterolizer]

So you can go ass to mouth lol

 

[zwhit]

So you can go ass to mouth lol

bingo!

 

[shirlene29]

Im gonna need some gif's for this

 

[Mad Jasper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgneLluypg&sns=em

 

[zwhit]

google down?

 

[WoodyO]

Someone's giving up the butthole I see

 

[Captain FT]

Someone explain to Charmin and Cottonelle that cherry is better than aloe vera - tyia

 

[dabuffguy]

What I wanna know it's why anyone would consider licking a butthole.

 

[Captain FT]

What I wanna know it's why anyone would consider licking a butthole.

Cause it drives her fucking crazy. You would know this if you weren't a virgin.

 

[WoodyO]

Anybody who doesn't lick the butthole while going down on a chick has some major fucking issues.

 

[Captain FT]

Anybody who doesn't lick the butthole while going down on a chick has some major fucking issues.

Fact

 

[Aplopez8]

What I wanna know it's why anyone would consider licking a butthole.

Because licking a chick asshole is sexy

 

[shirlene29]

Cause it drives her fucking crazy. You would know this if you weren't a virgin.

titcr


super sensitive



buffguise...gtfo

 

[smurf2]

Cause it drives her fucking crazy. You would know this if you weren't a virgin.

Indeed

 

[Captain FT]

Fuckin right, go me!!!

 

[Captain FT]

Dabuff has clearly never fingered a woman's g-spot while she's doggy style, have her turn back to you gasping for air and moan "OMG stick your tongue in my ass right now while I cum!"

 

[WoodyO]

This thread is making me hard as fuck right now.

 

[Captain FT]

Me too. Fe?

 

[bigbassturd]

I've only had teh intercourses once

 

[dabuffguy]

Okay, oral on a clit/vag I get, but not a butthole. They take a dump out of that. No thanks.

If you like teh bum sex okay, then use a toy. My tongue ain't going on a two-hole.

 

[WoodyO]

Okay, oral on a clit/vag I get, but not a butthole. They take a dump out of that. No thanks.

If you like teh bum sex okay, then use a toy. My tongue ain't going on a two-hole.

Yeah, and they piss, cum and bleed out of the vag too. What's your point?

 

[shirlene29]

you turned the sexy way down

 

[bigbassturd]

There went that boner

 

[Captain FT]

Okay, oral on a clit/vag I get, but not a butthole. They take a dump out of that. No thanks.

If you like teh bum sex okay, then use a toy. My tongue ain't going on a two-hole.

Which brings us to the point of Shirls post...cherry flavored dirt road. Fuck no wonder you haven't gotten laid you don't relax and enjoy the moment and let things happen...

 

[dabuffguy]

you turned the sexy way down

 

[Captain FT]

For the record, I wouldn't need cherry flavored anything for Shirls balloon knot even if she just cut a fresh one.

 

[dabuffguy]

Unsubscribed, fugg this. FT just put it over the edge. Bastard.

 

[zwhit]

don't think. just do

at all times

 

[PICK3]

This thread delivers!

 

[Captain FT]

Unsubscribed, fugg this. FT just put it over the edge. Bastard.

Lololololololol, keep getting grossed out virgin. The two wimenz in this thread had dripping vaginas before you sexied it down.

 

[dabuffguy]

don't think. just do

at all times

Which is why we have 1,000,000's of parentless children in this world.

Cuz people don't fuggin think.

 

[shirlene29]

youve never gotten your dick wet and this is what youre thinking about? the parentless children in the world?

no, its because people cant figure out fucking birth control

 

[nangiggles]

Yeah, and they piss, cum and bleed out of the vag too. What's your point?

WTF we don't piss from the vag, there's a separate tiny hole

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[nangiggles]

Cause it drives her fucking crazy. You would know this if you weren't a virgin.

It drives me crazy, punch you in the face crazy, as does spitting

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[Captain FT]

WTF we don't piss from the vag, there's a separate tiny hole

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Fucking awesome, a third hole to lick!!!

 

[Captain FT]

It drives me crazy, punch you in the face crazy, as does spitting

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Punch you in the face crazy cause it feels so good or...

Don't be weird.

 

[zwhit]

Which is why we have 1,000,000's of parentless children in this world.

Cuz people don't fuggin think.

you're thinking about it too much

 

[PICK3]

In addition to licking the sweet spot I also hold bishes hair up when they're vomiting and kiss them in teh mouth when they're finished

 

[Aplopez8]

I ate my girl
Out when she was on her period with her tampon still in her .. True story ..

 

[PICK3]

I ate my girl
Out when she was on her period with her tampon still in her .. True story ..

I ate a menstruating skunk's asshole



real talk

 

[bigbassturd]

Lopez tell us another fat highschool chick sex story

 

[nangiggles]

I ate my girl
Out when she was on her period with her tampon still in her .. True story ..

Well there goes my boner

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[nangiggles]

Punch you in the face crazy cause it feels so good or...

Don't be weird.

Dislike

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[bigbassturd]

Nan as long as you let me cram it who cares about tongue action

 

[Soulthief]

Okay, oral on a clit/vag I get, but not a butthole. They take a dump out of that. No thanks.

If you like teh bum sex okay, then use a toy. My tongue ain't going on a two-hole.

You ever 69'ed a chick?

 

[Aplopez8]

My friend was telling me he was smashing this chubby and the next day he was laying down and he notice a stain on his bed and at a closer examination the girl
Left a huge shit stain on his bed ..

 

[Soulthief]

My friend was telling me he was smashing this chubby and the next day he was laying down and he notice a stain on his bed and at a closer examination the girl
Left a huge shit stain on his bed ..

LOL@"My friend".

 

[PICK3]

My friend was telling me he was smashing this chubby and the next day he was laying down and he notice a stain on his bed and at a closer examination the girl
Left a huge shit stain on his bed ..

real talk?

 

[nangiggles]

Nan as long as you let me cram it who cares about tongue action

Now we're talking!

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[caligirl85]

I ate a menstruating skunk's asshole



real talk

wtf?!

 

[nangiggles]

wtf?!

Jelly?

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[PICK3]

wtf?!

too far?

 

[Captain FT]

Dislike

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If you think a transformer feels good my tongue would have you explode.

 

[Soulthief]

Now we're talking!

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Can I "Eiffel Tower"?

 

[nangiggles]

Can I "Eiffel Tower"?

I don't know, can you?

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[jackangel]

buffguy, sometimes women shower. and sometimes, they even shower before sex. as long as she's not doing a colonoscopy prep, you're good to go.

 

[caligirl85]

buffguy, sometimes women shower. and sometimes, they even shower before sex. as long as she's not doing a colonoscopy prep, you're good to go.

^^this

 

[Soulthief]

I'll take that as a yes! Gotta' check with bigbassturd.

 

[WoodyO]

I've never been able to get a woman to give me a blumpkin.

 

[caligirl85]

That might be something you have to pay for

 

[Captain FT]

I'm totally losing my boner now, way too much talking. I liked thinking about licking vajay and sucking on some b-hole.

So ladies do you prefer more of a sucking action or penetration of the tongue, or both? I do a combo of both and she loves it.

 

[bigbassturd]

I'll take that as a yes! Gotta' check with bigbassturd.

in

5 min rounds, then trade positions. Keeps a solid ass to mouth pace up

 

[Soulthief]

in

5 min rounds, then trade positions. Keeps a solid ass to mouth pace up

One rule, no eye contact. Don't want it getting weird. Gotta' keep in classy.

 

[PICK3]

buffguy, sometimes women shower.

knot at my request

knot looking to munch of a bar of Ivory soap




just sayin'

 

[bigbassturd]

One rule, no eye contact. Don't want it getting weird. Gotta' keep in classy.

ever actually towered a bish? It's pretty weird as it is...

 

[PICK3]

ever actually towered a bish? It's pretty weird as it is...

I ate bishes hanging from gravity boots

 

[Soulthief]

ever actually towered a bish? It's pretty weird as it is...

No, I was hoping #nan would be my first. I'm afraid my cawk wouldn't participate if I was looking at a dude.

 

[mrplunkey]

I ate bishes hanging from gravity boots

And by "bish" you mean long, veiny clits that look a lot like dicks.

 

[bigbassturd]

No, I was hoping #nan would be my first. I'm afraid my cawk wouldn't participate if I was looking at a dude.

I did with this chick I used to smash a lot in college and my drinking buddy who was a virgin until that day haha

It was weird. I was behind her and he was seated on a couch getting blown and I just see his fist come up over her shoulder to fist bump me and I lost it. We all laughed for like 20 mins and I was like fuck that this is too weird

 

[Soulthief]

I did with this chick I used to smash a lot in college and my drinking buddy who was a virgin until that day haha

It was weird. I was behind her and he was seated on a couch getting blown and I just see his fist come up over her shoulder to fist bump me and I lost it. We all laughed for like 20 mins and I was like fuck that this is too weird

Hahahaha oh shit that's awesome! What a way to lose his virginity too!!!

 

[bigbassturd]

Yeah a much better way than I lost mine lolololol

 

[PICK3]

my "a" virginity is still intact!

 

[bigbassturd]

Liar

 

[dabuffguy]

You ever 69'ed a chick?

Furthest I've gone is holding hands.


Relax, I'm joking.


I've made out a lot, tongue, etc but never touched nakedz partz. Until I'm married, I won't.

 

[bigbassturd]

Poosie

 

[Captain FT]

Furthest I've gone is holding hands.


Relax, I'm joking.


I've made out a lot, tongue, etc but never touched nakedz partz. Until I'm married, I won't.

I respect the discipline it takes to hold out, especially in today's society. You've obviously applied the same discipline to the gym to look the way you do...real talk.

 

[Soulthief]

Furthest I've gone is holding hands.


Relax, I'm joking.


I've made out a lot, tongue, etc but never touched nakedz partz. Until I'm married, I won't.

Wow bro'! Serious self control. How old are u?

 

[PICK3]

Until I'm married, I won't.

Then you're going to make your wifey say, "Harder Joe Rogan! Harder!"

 

[zwhit]

lolololol

 

[nangiggles]

No, I was hoping #nan would be my first. I'm afraid my cawk wouldn't participate if I was looking at a dude.

Lol @ #nan

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[TableFun]

I've never been able to get a woman to give me a blumpkin.

Smurf offered me one but I was so shocked I dropped the ball.

 

[SpyWizard]

tyia

i'm going to take your word on it.. but i assume it to help with the smell

 

[SpyWizard]

shit i should have read this thread before posting..

 

[shirlene29]

LOLOLOLOL


nah, I saw a post for anal eaze and noticed it was cherry flavored and was like...hmm

this could be interesting

 

[SpyWizard]

priceless

 

[zwhit]

did you taste it yet?

 

[canadianhitman]

Great thread.

Shocked that any guy has never tongue-punched his girl's fartbox. WTF?

 

[PICK3]

And by "bish" you mean long, veiny clits that look a lot like dicks.

wtf???

 

[caligirl85]

Great thread.

Shocked that any guy has never tongue-punched his girl's fartbox. WTF?

Lotsa guys talk big but don't deliver

 

[shirlene29]

Great thread.

Shocked that any guy has never tongue-punched his girl's fartbox. WTF?

go stand over there with buffguise, tyia

 

[caligirl85]

Lololol

 

[m88tow]

Furthest I've gone is holding hands.


Relax, I'm joking.


I've made out a lot, tongue, etc but never touched nakedz partz. Until I'm married, I won't.

And that's how we know your gay...

 

[shirlene29]

"you're"


fail @ the mootow alter

 

[shirlene29]

props for being an alter of an alter tho

 

[TableFun]

Fucking wannabes

 

[PICK3]

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[shirlene29]

Totw!

 

[m88tow]

"you're"


fail @ the mootow alter

props for being an alter of an alter tho

Doesn't change the fact that he is gay just because my writing skills suck. Also it's cherry flavored because the chocolate flavor did not do well in sales.

 

[shirlene29]

oh hmmm.....don't ruin my thread with any sort of actual explanation


m88tow for president!