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someone amuse me. I'm bored.

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I don't want to have to start coding. where are the other slackers here? smallmovesal? agent shagwell?
anyone?
bueller?bueller?
 
I've been writing code all morining zzzzzzzzzz
 
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked a blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine-inch wall
Into a dr ditch and drowned them all.
 
hey latona - I've actually heard that before.
"if you don't believe this lie, ask the blind man, he saw it too"

man, I'm bored as hell.
I'm wondering when I'll either get yelled at or fired. so far it's looking like never. damn.

hey wodin - what lang are you coding in?
 
LOOKOUT BITCHES! Silver and Black.. Ready to attack.
LOS ALTOS, Calif. (AP) - After 16 record-setting years in the Bay Area, Jerry Rice doesn't want to stray far from his mansion,
his friends and his fans.

Rice, who set every significant NFL receiving mark while winning three Super Bowls with San Francisco, was released by the 49ers Monday.

He is expected to sign with the Oakland Raiders on Tuesday, with plans to play at least two more years.

Steve Mariucci, who coached Rice in his final four seasons in San Francisco, already was thinking about the 49ers' Aug. 19 preseason game on Candlestick Point against the Raiders.

"That's going to be weird, won't it?" Mariucci asked. "I bet he'll come over to our sideline by mistake."
 
OK, how about this one:


I went to the pictures tomorrow
I took a seat in the back,
I fell fro mthe pit to the gallery
And broke a front bone in my back.
A lady she gave me some chocolate,
I ate it and gave it her back.
I phoned for a taxi and walked it,
And that's why I never came back.

We had to memorize poetry in high school freshman English. I used to like nonsense poetry (still do, actually), but unfortunately, I can't remember who the poets were.
 
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