Somebody please tell me

[AFeedz]

What kind of asshole gives a cute girl a ticket for going only 7 over...on her birthday?

Fffuuuuccckkkk

 

[cindylou]

Is today your birthday?

 

[AFeedz]

You mean the day I got a ticket for going 37 MPH? Yes.

 

[cindylou]

Wow, I always go 5mph over the speed limit. At all times. Lol, I'm sorry you got a ticket for that. Damn. Was he even cute or anything?

 

[AFeedz]

I didn't even look at him to be honest. He might've been. I remember from the 10 minutes ago this happened that he was young and not fat. Lol

I thanked him for the birthday present pretty furiously when he was done.

 

[EarthRider]

maybe if you weren't drinkin outta cups he woulda let you off. happy birthday

 

[nydj66]

Now, at 24, you must have hit the wall. Only young, cute chicks get out of speeding tickets.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[chewyxrage]

Well, on the bright side, you weren't racially profiled

 

[AFeedz]

Now, at 24, you must have hit the wall. Only young, cute chicks get out of speeding tickets.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Damnit. My youth has escaped me.

 

[shirlene29]

I got a speeding ticket for going ten over on mothers day yesterday


good times

 

[EnderJE]

It's his way of flirting with you?

 

[youpissmeoff]

The kind of asshole that expects to see some tits when he pulls you over for doing 7+ in a residential area.

 

[AFeedz]

The kind of asshole that expects to see some tits when he pulls you over for doing 7+ in a residential area.

I'll be sending you the bill, sugar daddy.

 

[youpissmeoff]

I'll be sending you the bill, sugar daddy.

Perfect... just the type of expenditures I expect to pay for. That way I can give a little punishment for the naughty.

 

[ceo]

fight it.

 

[PICK3]

I drive like a grandma on benzos!