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Somebody please start a thread that's actually worth reading

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It can be anything, as long as it's entertaining.

If you need help, feel free to do a search on alien amp pharm to use as an example.

Ready, go.
 
TheOak01 said:
I could post about how I was sparring with a buddy last night who was north american pancration champ and I made him tap.

is that good enough?

Details broly.

Did you get aroused while wrestling?

Jackangel would have.
 
TheOak01 said:
I could post about how I was sparring with a buddy last night who was north american pancration champ and I made him tap.

is that good enough?
uuuuuuuh....what did you make him tap?



actually, i dont want to know. id prefer to wrongly think that there are lots of straight people on EF
 
you fags,I put him in a choke(around his neck,not cock) I think I just got lucky though as he is a good fighter.

pancration= baby ufc

anyway Im going snowboarding fuck you guys
 
alien amp pharm said:
you spelled snowballing wrong, sicko.

:lmao:

OMG... your making funny's again! Must be the play your get'n ;)
 
Frisky said:
:lmao:

OMG... your making funny's again! Must be the play your get'n ;)

Don't worry, I give it about a week and I'll be back to being unfunny again.



Sexy avatar btw.
How's them abs coming?
 
Hey Alien, is that the new chick in your avatar?
 
JerseyArt said:
Hey Alien, is that the new chick in your avatar?

Sure is.

I hit it like this, I hit it like that, I hit it with my keychain baseball bat. (don't laugh, it's how you use it. Right? RIGHT!?!?!?!?)
 
alien amp pharm said:
Sure is.

I hit it like this, I hit it like that, I hit it with my keychain baseball bat. (don't laugh, it's how you use it. Right? RIGHT!?!?!?!?)


Well done sir (sheds a tear)

You made us proud.

Smack that ass and make her yell "Jersey is my daddy" once for me.

In truth, I may well be
 
alien amp pharm said:
Don't worry, I give it about a week and I'll be back to being unfunny again.



Sexy avatar btw.
How's them abs coming?

thank you darlin.. :qt:

abs are in and out... new diet started this week, dropping a few things and making it cleaner..

Its so gonna be pose down between you and I... You going down Biatch :chomp:
 
JerseyArt said:
Well done sir (sheds a tear)

You made us proud.

Smack that ass and make her yell "Jersey is my daddy" once for me.

In truth, I may well be

lmao. So you are basically saying she got her looks from her momma?

and you were right, the women seem to be into me now. When it rains it pours.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Sure is.

I hit it like this, I hit it like that, I hit it with my keychain baseball bat. (don't laugh, it's how you use it. Right? RIGHT!?!?!?!?)


HOLY SHIT!!


:lmao:
:lmao:


Alright, who hijacked aap's account!?!?
 
Frisky said:
Its so gonna be pose down between you and I... You going down Biatch :chomp:

I say we do nude pics so that we can judge overall body development and progress.

I'm sure the guys of EF would suffer seeing naked pics of me as long as they got to see ones of you











....and some like Golden Delicious would actually prefer mine. :rainbow:
 
alien amp pharm said:
I'm sure the guys of EF would suffer seeing naked pics of me :rainbow:

you got that right...
 
ChefWide said:
you got that right...

:lmao:

They make lube to help with that suffering your 8=====D might occur from the friction.

oops, I meant to type 8==D
(I was giving you too much credit)
 
alien amp pharm said:
:lmao:

They make lube to help with that suffering your 8=====D might occur from the friction.

oops, I meant to type 8==D
(I was giving you too much credit)


i just thought it was more slices from my kitchen knife weilding ex!


now Mr. Happy has crawled up into my chest cavity... thanks bro.
 
ChefWide said:
i just thought it was more slices from my kitchen knife weilding ex!


now Mr. Happy has crawled up into my chest cavity... thanks bro.

Good idea!
Let's turn this into a "peer pressuring post naked pics Frisky" thread.

Come on girl, post up the goodies. :rose:





(guys, notice how I posted the rose smiley at the end to sugar coat it. Clever huh?)
 
alien amp pharm said:
lmao. So you are basically saying she got her looks from her momma?

and you were right, the women seem to be into me now. When it rains it pours.


Duh

If she looked like me she would be way too hot for you to have a chance of dating :qt:
 
alien amp pharm said:
I say we do nude pics so that we can judge overall body development and progress.

I'm sure the guys of EF would suffer seeing naked pics of me as long as they got to see ones of you





....and some like Golden Delicious would actually prefer mine. :rainbow:


Are you trying to prove that ol'wives tale that your pecker will actuall shrink if you workout too much? :worried:

Dude! DUDE!

GD already forwarded your pics to me... :rainbow:
 
Frisky said:
Are you trying to prove that ol'wives tale that your pecker will actuall shrink if you workout too much? :worried:

Dude! DUDE!

GD already forwarded your pics to me... :rainbow:



OH SNAP!!!


:lmao:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
I don't appreciate you telling me what to do. Ask nicely!!! :evil:


cuddle boy isn't nice any more.. he got him some coochie...

He shall be back in 2weeks 3days 4hours 15mins.. sporting the rainbow underoos and lugging his Strawberry shortcake doll.

I still have the original application for the SWV's aap.. I'll forward one right to you.. it takes two weeks to process so i'd suggest you fill it out now and get it back to me so you won't have a waiting peorid and you can get straight into the support group.. :rainbow:


Yours in Sport

SuperFrisky

Treasurer Of the SWV's
 
I learned how to do standups over the weekend. That is where you put your left foot on the rear passenger peg and your right foot on the front peg covering the brake then you stand up. It was weird feeling. But it was cool at the same time. A cop also was coming the other way when he saw me do a Christ air. He turned on his siren and I went. The time he turned around I had already made 4 turns in a neighborhood and lost him. These bikes are quick.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
I don't appreciate you telling me what to do. Ask nicely!!! :evil:

Send me the darn pics right now dangit $!#@@^%!!!!!!!!!








......please.
 
Frisky said:
cuddle boy isn't nice any more.. he got him some coochie...

He shall be back in 2weeks 3days 4hours 15mins.. sporting the rainbow underoos and lugging his Strawberry shortcake doll.

I still have the original application for the SWV's aap.. I'll forward one right to you.. it takes two weeks to process so i'd suggest you fill it out now and get it back to me so you won't have a waiting peorid and you can get straight into the support group.. :rainbow:


Yours in Sport

SuperFrisky

Treasurer Of the SWV's

2 weeks??? I sure wish it'd last that long.

and what does superfrisky mean? Does that mean you do anal now?
 
alien amp pharm said:
2 weeks??? I sure wish it'd last that long.

and what does superfrisky mean? Does that mean you do anal now?

I spoke to her and we agreed that the money I sent was good for two weeks of love'n. So you're (notice I did it right *wink*) good for that amount of time.

Oh and SuperFrisky means I am SUPER Sheesh! I have super powers and Stuff... :rolleyes:
 
Frisky said:
I spoke to her and we agreed that the money I sent was good for two weeks of love'n. So you're (notice I did it right *wink*) good for that amount of time.

Oh and SuperFrisky means I am SUPER Sheesh! I have super powers and Stuff... :rolleyes:


And top to bottom 100% Smoove Approved, Baaaaaaby...

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ChefWide said:
And top to bottom 100% Smoove Approved, Baaaaaaby...

cheffysmoove.gif

<------------ Sporting the Seal of approval ;)
 
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