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frorider6
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... inspired by the great posters of Elite, I bring you... Ba Du BUUMMMM... My greatest thoughts.
My dad used to tell me, “Son, if you’re ever in a hatchet fight, make sure you’re the one with the hatchet.” I never understood what he was talking about until I accidentally cut off his big toe. You ever see someone try to run without a big toe? No way could he catch me.
I am disappointed when I pop a zip and it doesn’t squirt onto the mirror.
I enjoy political and intellectual humor, but nothing is as funny as potty humor. I laughed so hard when I drown my ex-wife in the toilet.
I think it’s only abuse if she’s not asking for it.
I wish my girlfriend would let me have sex with her friends. I get tired of always holding the camera.
I wish I played high school football. It’s just not the same when you have to pay young boys to shower with you.
I think sex with animals should be okay as long as you love them and you buy them dinner first.
When I see fat, stupid or ugly people, I am thankful for my genetics. I just wish I had the genetics to make me feel sorry for them and stop laughing.
My dad used to tell me, “Son, if you’re ever in a hatchet fight, make sure you’re the one with the hatchet.” I never understood what he was talking about until I accidentally cut off his big toe. You ever see someone try to run without a big toe? No way could he catch me.
I am disappointed when I pop a zip and it doesn’t squirt onto the mirror.
I enjoy political and intellectual humor, but nothing is as funny as potty humor. I laughed so hard when I drown my ex-wife in the toilet.
I think it’s only abuse if she’s not asking for it.
I wish my girlfriend would let me have sex with her friends. I get tired of always holding the camera.
I wish I played high school football. It’s just not the same when you have to pay young boys to shower with you.
I think sex with animals should be okay as long as you love them and you buy them dinner first.
When I see fat, stupid or ugly people, I am thankful for my genetics. I just wish I had the genetics to make me feel sorry for them and stop laughing.
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