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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you try to introduce your mother to Chuck Norris, she'll introduce you to your biological father.
Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you try to introduce your mother to Chuck Norris, she'll introduce you to your biological father.
Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
