Some Good Advice For Wives from Curling

[curling]

MAn, I am in a good mood this morning. And the reason why is that I am a satisfied man this morning. That's right my wife woke me up with a knobber. And now I am going to go out and get her a brand new drum set with zilgion symbols today. You see when you give your ole man sex especially without him asking for it. It makes us happy little gift givers. And that is how it works you give us and head and sex and we will in turn give your presents and honey dos. So instead of spending alot money on your husbands gifts why wake him up wearing a whip cream bikini and a santa hat. It will be his best Christmas EVER!!!

DAng, I am in a GOOD MOOD TODAY!!!

 

[H_T_]

lmao.

 

[Carmen]

lol...
a drum set? that wasn't how i pictured your wife.

 

[DIVISION]

DAng, I am in a GOOD MOOD TODAY!!!

.....is she still anorexic, naked and outside watching the water under the pale moonlight?



DIV

 

[curling]

.....is she still anorexic, naked and outside watching the water under the pale moonlight?



DIV

You watch waaaayyy to much tv.

Sugarplum,

She had a drum set before that we set up in our bedroom. Where she would play those and I would play guitar. So inotherwords, we would make music in more ways than one in our bedroom.

 

[DIVISION]

You watch waaaayyy to much tv.

Dude........those words came from YOUR mouth......during your last drama escapade she pulled!

You're the one who told us about it!

I'm just asking for an update.




DIV

 

[curling]

Dude........those words came from YOUR mouth......during your last drama escapade she pulled!

You're the one who told us about it!

I'm just asking for an update.




DIV

Oh I thought you were quoting that joker line from batman. Me bad.

 

[gab9681]

Oh I thought you were quoting that joker line from batman. Me bad.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[Y_lifter]

Are you married to Sheila E ?

 

[DIVISION]

Oh I thought you were quoting that joker line from batman. Me bad.

You gonna answer my shit, Curling?

Is she still anorexic and cheating on you?

SPeak on it, holmes.



DIV

 

[Gymgurl]

I just do my mine every night when he comes home from work and that seems to make him a happy man

 

[curling]

You gonna answer my shit, Curling?

Is she still anorexic and cheating on you?

SPeak on it, holmes.



DIV

I don't think she is anorexic she is 5'7" and weighs 115lb. And she isn't cheating on me. btw That wasn't a very nice thing to say.