Wait a minute... born on the same day? What do you look like? I always figured I was switched at birth and somebody else got the bitchin' life I was supposed to have.
Is your last name Kennedy? Did you have a porshe growing up? Did you have hot looking super models as next door neighbors and they were always skinny dipping in the pool.
That was supposed to BE MY LIFE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!