so why do people do this shit on trains???

[danielson]

today on the way back home from the gym, i step onto a train. the trains fairly filled with people but theres a very big space in the middle empty with about room for 15-20 (sardine style).

next stop some chick comes in, im leaning against a door on the other side of the train and she comes and plonks her shit like 6 inches in fron of me and stands face to face right against me, and seems to be trying to catch my eye. why the fuvk would she do this huh? then she likes takes of her jacket and shit?

Some guy (40+, same stop) did this a while back to. came in, empty train, right in front of me, let out a big sigh right in my face (I HATE THAT) is it

a) some wierd feminist/macho indimadation shit
b) entirely and (therefore possibly scary with the male) sexual
c) they are both so fucking stupid they dont realise there is ample space on a hot night to stand
d) i'm making too much outta this (hence why i mentioned the same stop part)


oh yeah and on the way back, some guy started stroking my shoulder on the train....it was full of people, and i now know how i react when a guy does something im not happy with (when im sober)...dumb fucker was 'asleep' and woke up, saying sorry. ....i just laughed it off, i had a WTF? look on my face as i was so suprised ....was he

a) warning me of his sexual orientation
b) genuinely asleep
c) wishing to have his face smacked into the floor of the train

what a fucking night...and i missed all my lectures

 

[HamHock]

You have social anxiety disorder, and are a borderline delusional psychotic. You should strongly consider staying indoors from now on, or some type of institutionalization.

 

[RyanH]

LOL, Danielson.....I've always thought you were an interesting person. Now I'm convinced of it......sounds like you attract strangers.

Ryan

 

[danielson]

You have social anxiety disorder, and are a borderline delusional psychotic. You should strongly consider staying indoors from now on, or some type of institutionalization.

yeah but my walls all covered up with my writings and feces, i'd be bored

 

[MoneyBags]

i hate when people get too close to me. i always give dirty looks if i think a person is near me. i also hate people walking behind me. if they are coming up behind me i always stop and let them go by. unless you are a hot chick with big boobies keep your fucking distance.

 

[gymtime]

yeah but my walls all covered up with my writings and feces, i'd be bored

D-man, you're posts are normally so laid back and diplomatic. I love this!!

 

[danielson]

LOL, Danielson.....I've always thought you were an interesting person. Now I'm convinced of it......sounds like you attract strangers.

Ryan

ahh....great...and i can now expect every social misfit to be attracted to me

ive neveractually had a guy 'lay his hands on me before'....as soon as he started stroking my shoulder i was like thinking 'is he trying to violate me'

on the plus side....if you stroke a girls shoulder and she doesnt castrate you your definately in there. i think thats what the other passenger expected me to do to this guy. he looked like a creting and i think he had crabs because he was always itching his balls

 

[danielson]

i hate when people get too close to me. i always give dirty looks if i think a person is near me. i also hate people walking behind me. if they are coming up behind me i always stop and let them go by. unless you are a hot chick with big boobies keep your fucking distance.

WERD!! except i dont give em dirty looks i just make sure my hands are free....

gymtime...what, you didnt read my 'what colour should i paint my room thread' a few weeks back?

 

[gymtime]

You are twisted my friend, I will definitely check that out.

 

[danielson]

(btw not many people replied ....but i painted it blue and orange, it looks nice )

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

I think it's cus some cultures don't worry about "personal space" and such so they don't really think about it when the go and invade yours.

 

[danielson]

all of them were white and english

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

Ppl who sleep on the train are always the suspect. . .

Stop pretending to be sleeping I know it was you who farted!

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

all of them were white and english

Exactly! j/k

I don't know mang.

Most of the ppl who invade my space (yes I have social anxiety disorder/panic attacks) were of East Indian descent so I just thought. . .

no offense to East Indians, Tamils etc.. . . just my bunk theory

 

[Kryp2o]

WERD!! except i dont give em dirty looks i just make sure my hands are free....

Almost the same when someone wants to converse with you but has to get right in your face less than an inch away and have the worst breath in the world. You try to turn your head away from them but there like radar and follow your every move until you have to say "get the fuck out my face already, I'm not def."

gymtime...what, you didnt read my 'what colour should i paint my room thread' a few weeks back?

BTW, what color did you settle on?

 

[Kryp2o]

(btw not many people replied ....but i painted it blue and orange, it looks nice )

Sorry didn't scroll down (tired) before posting.

Don't remember if you said you had a digital camera. If you do post some pics of it.

 

[danielson]

no camera

though when/if i finally finish cutting ill take some pics of me in my room.

im kinda a germ-o-phobe in the sense that if someone needs to say something to you whisper it in their ear. not in their face. cuse when they got flu/god knows what bug thats a really good way of spreading it so i can relate to that 1" away feeling

 

[Freak Show]

WHY THE HELL HASN'T ANYONE ASKED IF THE GIRL WAS HOT OR NOT????!!!! Well, was she? Cuz if she was, I wouldn't be accusing you of having social anxiety disorder. I'd just call you May.

 

[bouncer]

It kills me when I'm working on the door, and some prick comes out and say's "Excuse me, do you mind if I get some fresh air", and then lights up a cigerette !.

Idiots

Bouncer

 

[danielson]

freakshow: she had a pretty hot body and a hot face, but she hadnt shaved her mustachio hair ....and im not may!!

bouncer: im suprised you dont crack up with laughter right infront of them