So this guy Goes to the doctors.......

[CFZB]

He woke up with a dot on his forhead....the doctor says "Wow...Ive never seen this in person...I saw it in med school...but Never in person"....kind of rattled the guy asks "what is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "well son, in a week or two you will have a penis on your forhead"...the guy cant believe it..."Cant you cut it of doctor ?" the doc says "No ..it is connected directly to your brain...if i cut it off you will die"...Now the guy is losing it...he yells "I cant wake up every morning, look in the mirror and see a penis on my forhead doc!!!"...very calmly the doctor replies "No need to worry about that son "
a little relieved the guys asks why ?...the doc says "Because the balls will cover your eyes".... heehee

 

[jnevin]

Awful. Truly awful.

 

[CFZB]

Awful. Truly awful.

 

[jnevin]

It actually made me grin. Kind of.

 

[help4john]

Oh my God....and to think I actually chuckled!

 

[jnevin]

Oh my God....and to think I actually chuckled!

No you didn't. You barfed and swallowed it down. You were just confused because it happened after you read a "joke". Don't worry son. Happens all the time.