So this chick asks me

[jerseyart]

Don't I have a conscience?

I immediately respond, "nah, I traded it in for some narcicism"


Hah!


Im so clever

 

[perkele]

 

[jaded]

 

[EnderJE]

Why would she ask you that?

 

[Kroliczek]

Don't I have a conscience?

I immediately respond, "nah, I traded it in for some narcicism"


Hah!


Im so clever

did she kick you in the nuts?, because i would have.

 

[jerseyart]

did she kick you in the nuts?, because i would have.

translation: How could he do this to me, doesnt he know how much I love him. I hate him, yet am oddly and extremely aroused at the thought of him.


Mom would never do that to me sweetie.

translation: She wasn't my mom, but she may be somebodies, now or someday. Anyway, what Kroli doesnt know wont hurt me

 

[Kroliczek]

translation: How could he do this to me, doesnt he know how much I love him. I hate him, yet am oddly and extremely aroused at the thought of him.


Mom would never do that to me sweetie.

translation: She wasn't my mom, but she may be somebodies, now or someday. Anyway, what Kroli doesnt know wont hurt me

what did you say?

 

[Werd]

Don't I have a conscience?

I immediately respond, "nah, I traded it in for some narcicism"


Hah!


Im so clever

Clever AND dead on.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the van helsing dracula speech would ahve done nicely as well

"NO! i feel nothing! not pain, nor fear, nor love..."

not walking up the wall will ruin it for you though

 

[Carmen]

did she kick you in the nuts?, because i would have.

LOL

I would have too.