So my neighbor below me is a "bassist"...lolz

[jack sparrow]

Alls I hear is the dull thud of some crappy bass line to some crappy song. Sounds like the same note being played over and over. Should I :

A. Run a couple of speakers out onto the balcony and piss him off with death metal for the rest of the night?

Or

B. All of the above?

 

[Mr. dB]

What do bassists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

Did you hear about the bassist who locked his keys in the van?

Took him an hour to get the drummer out.

What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?

They swing by the store for some bass strings then she drops him off at band practice.

 

[all the whey]

Alls I hear is the dull thud of some crappy bass line to some crappy song. Sounds like the same note being played over and over. Should I :

A. Run a couple of speakers out onto the balcony and piss him off with death metal for the rest of the night?

Or

B. All of the above?

C.

 

[jack sparrow]

What do bassists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

Did you hear about the bassist who locked his keys in the van?

Took him an hour to get the drummer out.

What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?

They swing by the store for some bass strings then she drops him off at band practice.

lmao!!!1 This dude is also a stay at home dude while his wife works...I see him outside all the time working on his crappy little car looking like a total know nothing. I'll bet she beats him.



******UPDATE*******

I have Breadfan going full blast and the shit stick just cranked up his amp lol. Time to get out more speakers.

 

[vixensghost]

lol@Mr. Db

I'd blast some Ozzy up his ass Jack.

 

[ceo]

kill him

 

[PICK3]

bet he has some killer tweed

just sayin

 

[jack sparrow]

kill him

Agreed. He may die soon.

 

[ceo]

wait till he's workin on his car. make it look like an accident. do you live on a hill? help him fix his brakes.

 

[heatherrae]

lmao!!!1 This dude is also a stay at home dude while his wife works...I see him outside all the time working on his crappy little car looking like a total know nothing. I'll bet she beats him.



******UPDATE*******

I have Breadfan going full blast and the shit stick just cranked up his amp lol. Time to get out more speakers.

If she doesn't, she should.