So I get this chicks number and stuff....

[UA_Iron]

and today I learn that she wants to become an officer in the marines, was in ROTC last year at UA.... and is mormon.

Kind of funny I met this chick since I am borderline the anti-christ, not really a fan of the military and have persecuted against mormons in the past(just kidding).

She's a fucken hotty, and I would hit it in a sec.

I dont know but these seem like indications I wont be studying human anatomy with this chick....what do you guys think?

 

[Board]

she bangs! she bangs!

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

dude, one word

polygamy

your house will be spic and span if you have 9-10 wives workin the cleaning

you should convert

 

[UA_Iron]

maybe I can be the one to corrupt her?

 

[SoreArms]

Just don't move to Utah, I hear their beer sucks

 

[Buddy_Christ]

maybe I can be the one to corrupt her?

how do you know someone else hasn't gotten to her first?

Originally posted by PIGEON-RAT
dude, one word

polygamy

your house will be spic and span if you have 9-10 wives workin the cleaning

you should convert

and if she's a hottie, then at least you know you'll always enjoy looking at and banging wife #1

 

[UA_Iron]

you guys ever date a mormon? are they even "allowed" to date? I know they avoid caffiene. blah blah

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i used to have phone sex with a mormon. at the time it was pretty damn good too, but i was also banging some horrible chick at the time as well, and sex with her was so bad everything else was great.

 

[SoreArms]

Are they the ones that wear black ties with white shirts and ride 10 speeds

 

[UA_Iron]

perhaps, I think they call them "management" though

 

[ZKaudio]

she definitely doesn't shave/trim.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

maybe I can be the one to corrupt her?

there you go