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Snake venom.
- Thread starter Maxell1
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Maxell1 said:You know in those old movies when a dude gets bitten by a snake then another guy sucks out the venom? Why doesn't that guy get poisoned too?
Cause it would take all the romance out of it...
and quit watching gay porn like "wild west blowjobs" you sicko...
Scotsman
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Because he spits it out. Problem is if you ever do suck out the poison and have a cut in your mouth or swallow some then yes you get poisoned as well.
Now for the snake bite joke.
Two guys are walking though the woods when one gets bitten. The snake lept up and bit him on the dick right through his pants. Well the guys get out their phone and call the doctor. The other guy tells the doc that his friend has been bitten by a poisonous snake.
Doctor: "use a tournequet to prevent the spread of the poison"
bite victim: "Well what did he say?"
Guy: "he said tie it off so the poison doesn't spread" "ok doc what next"
Doctor: "cut open the tops of each bite mark"
victim: "now what?"
Guy: "He said cut open the bites" "Ok doc now what?"
Doctor: "Now you need to suck out the poison"
Victim: "now what did he say?"
Guy: "He said you're gonna die"
Cheers,
Scotsman
Now for the snake bite joke.
Two guys are walking though the woods when one gets bitten. The snake lept up and bit him on the dick right through his pants. Well the guys get out their phone and call the doctor. The other guy tells the doc that his friend has been bitten by a poisonous snake.
Doctor: "use a tournequet to prevent the spread of the poison"
bite victim: "Well what did he say?"
Guy: "he said tie it off so the poison doesn't spread" "ok doc what next"
Doctor: "cut open the tops of each bite mark"
victim: "now what?"
Guy: "He said cut open the bites" "Ok doc now what?"
Doctor: "Now you need to suck out the poison"
Victim: "now what did he say?"
Guy: "He said you're gonna die"
Cheers,
Scotsman
