Smegmasoldier and other losers

[HansNZ]

Already from smegmasoldier's behaviour and posts on EF I have worked him out for what he is. His behaviour is clearly that of a highly immature person of high school age. From my observations because Smegmasoldier types are rarely smart, good-looking, popular or intelligent, they play the fool to compensate.

They usually can't compete with the smart thinkers, and they know they can never debate them at the same level, so they resort to moronic smart ass comments instead. You can't debate smegmaSoldier because he rarely contributes anything with intellectual content to any threads. Smegmasoldier types leave anonymous negative karma with "witty" messages like: "fuck off" or "burn in hell faggot cock sucker" or something similar.

You can predict his pattern because you have seen his type so many times before. At high school age the smegmasoldiers of this world try desperately to be accepted by their peers. Their behaviour is motivated primarily by a desire to be "cool". People often laugh at their antics too, and the smegmasoldiers of the world think for a brief fleeting moment that they have found acceptance. They congratulate themselves for being so clever. What they don't realise is that the people laughing at their mischief are also laughing at them. They think Smegmasoldier types are just losers and try-hards, but enjoy their pranks because they offer an entertaining disruption during some tedious math or geography lesson.

The antics of a smegmasoldier type are usually played out at the expense of teachers or of some less popular students that they single out and bully. By being a bully he can avoid being what he most fears - the reject that other assholes bully.

Smegmasoldier types would love to be one of the popular guys - but they never can be. They are very transparent to those around them for what they are. At high school they hang around like a bad smell. You can tell they want to be friends with you and to be one of the "in crowd". But what they get from you and your friends is indifference. They wish the girls would look at them like they look at you. They wish they could get good grades like you, they wish they could be as good at sport as you, they wish SO HARD that they could be popular.

I was at school with a guy like smegmasoldier. Now he is in his twenties his high school antics aren't "cool" anymore - just puerile. He went to university, but his personal qualities hold him back from advancing much in life. His work collegues think he is just a dork and his bosses see what his peers and teachers at school saw. He is continually overlooked for promotion, achieving nothing but mediocrity all his life. His qualities hold him back from ever being much.

SmegmaSoldier, because denial is such a strong drug I will tell you something about yourself that people around you already know, but which is a reality you are probably trying to hide from yourself: You are, and always will be, one of life's losers.

 

[dballer]

This basically means smegma does not like fags.

 

[freak daddy]

Very well said!

 

[FBI]

this is stupid that it bothers you so much you start a thread about it. i consider your posts about on par with smegmasoldier's as for as value level, both for pure entertainment purposes only. you're just a liberal smegmasoldier, that's really the only difference. and a crybaby.

 

[smallmovesal]

you're right, john blaze was much, much cooler.

 

[musclebrains]

This basically means smegma does not like fags.

It always comes down to fags for you, dballer. I'm really beginning to wonder about you. I used to think you might be one them high yellers. Now I think you might be a little loose in the wrist.

 

[dballer]

It always comes down to fags for you, dballer. I'm really beginning to wonder about you. I used to think you might be one them high yellers. Now I think you might be a little loose in the wrist.

hahahahahaa

that is a good strategy. But it will not work.

God screwed my head on right.

 

[needsize]

Usually those that yell the loudest about hating "fags" are hiding something from themselves,a nd some guys around here are yelling pretty loud

 

[musclebrains]

God screwed my head .

Damn right!

 

[GinNJuice]

I see I have to repeat myself, since Hans deleted his orginal version of this attack on smagmasoldier.

.... I don't see why you waste all this time in him, if you want to 'ignore' him

Again, this seems like the kind of attack that you hate so much. You are such a hippocrite.

 

[HansNZ]

I see I have to repeat myself, since Hans deleted his orginal version of this attack on smagmasoldier.

.... I don't see why you waste all this time in him, if you want to 'ignore' him

Again, this seems like the kind of attack that you hate so much. You are such a hippocrite.

You would pick holes in anything that I wrote.

And it is nothing like the type of attack I hate so much. It is simply an reflective summary of smegmasoldier's (and others like him) own behaviour.

I think it is quite funny that you consider a post about smegma's own behaviour to be an "attack" - which somewhat proves my point. Thank you for your indictmentment of his behaviour, LOL!

I laugh at the double standard. When people dish out mindless abuse, those who don't like it are condemned as being over sensitive or censors, or whatever. But as soon as the behaviour of these people is called to account suddenly I am condemned.

 

[gymtime]

I see I have to repeat myself, since Hans deleted his orginal version of this attack on smagmasoldier.

.... I don't see why you waste all this time in him, if you want to 'ignore' him

Again, this seems like the kind of attack that you hate so much. You are such a hippocrite.

I wouldn't say hypocrit exactly. But I do think Hans has a lot to learn about choosing his battles.

 

[smallmovesal]

dballer told me his special sock is named "musclebrains"

 

[gymtime]

dballer told me his special sock is named "musclebrains"

 

[BO-CEPHUS]

 

[FBI]

BO-CEPHUS, that is the greatest avatar ever

 

[musclebrains]

I see I have to repeat myself, since Hans deleted his orginal version of this attack on smagmasoldier.

.... I don't see why you waste all this time in him, if you want to 'ignore' him

Again, this seems like the kind of attack that you hate so much. You are such a hippocrite.

Do you really think this is the time and place for your lesbian avatar?

 

[musclebrains]

dballer told me his special sock is named "musclebrains"

Oh yeah, spank my sock monkey.

 

[bigAragorn]

 

[Blue Sky]

Originally posted by GinNJuice

I see I have to repeat myself, since Hans deleted his orginal version of this attack on smagmasoldier.

.... I don't see why you waste all this time in him, if you want to 'ignore' him

Again, this seems like the kind of attack that you hate so much. You are such a hippocrite.

A life based on hypocrisy is wonderful...

(I don't mean that sarcastically, and no I am not calling HansNZ a hypocrite, just that... people seem to always think hypocrisy is bad... when it good be a good thing...)

 

[dballer]

i hate when people say this dumb shit. what the fuck is the logic behind it? so if someone yells a lot about hating blacks does that make that person a black?

Smegma... don't listen.. I think those who oil themselves down and pose for other men have the most to hide.

 

[HansNZ]

Smegma... don't listen.. I think those who oil themselves down and pose for other men have the most to hide.

I don't know what smegmasoldier is saying because he is on my ignore list. No doubt it is as intellectually brilliant and cutting as usual.

Dballer the "and other losers" part of the title is a reference which also includes people like you. Your public claim that I had admitted to being a pedophile is a perfect example of your mischievous juvenile behaviour.

As for people who are trying to hijack this and turn it into a gay thread, there are plenty of people who don't like gays on EF yet you don't see me writing this thread about them. My comments are about smegmasoldier style moronic, intellectually retarded and plain mischeivous behaviour - the sort of juvenile crap you see at high school.

 

[FBI]

I don't know what smegmasoldier is saying because he is on my ignore list. No doubt it is as intellectually brilliant and cutting as usual.

Dballer the "and other losers" part of the title is a reference which also includes people like you. Your public claim that I had admitted to being a pedophile is a perfect example of your mischievous behaviour.

thank you for telling all of us that you have smegmasoldier on ignore. cool. and i have to say that you are now officially EF's # 1 whiner.

 

[HansNZ]

thank you for telling all of us that you have smegmasoldier on ignore. cool. and i have to say that you are now officially EF's # 1 whiner.

You have whined about me, not once - but twice on this single thread. Who is the hypocrite now?

 

[HansNZ]

Oh and F.B.I., You say that my posts on EF are intellectually retarded - but I don't remember you responding to them. Clearly you didn't want to openly challenge me. Since my arguments are so weak what were you afraid of?

Its nice to see you attacking my thread about smegmasoldier. It's nice that you sense a solidarity with him. Like attracts like.

 

[dballer]

You did admit to liking young boys on the other thread.. I copied it so you cannot go back and cover your tracks.

shall I find it and post the link?? Or will you just whine and have the thread deleted????

 

[HansNZ]

You did admit to liking young boys on the other thread.. I copied it so you cannot go back and cover your tracks.

shall I find it and post the link?? Or will you just whine and have the thread deleted????

PLEASE POST IT!!!! When you find this imaginary thread please report it to a moderator. Admitting pedophilia is something serious so my imaginary felony should definitely not be ignored!

 

[HansNZ]

btw dballer, accusing people of pedophilia goes beyond the limits of "free speech" so you'd better be prepared for any possible consequences.

 

[HansNZ]

......I'm still waiting dballer.....

 

[MP5]

Hans, you are a so called "smart thinker" yet you fuck other guys? That makes sense, bet your father is proud of you.

 

[needsize]

Smegma... don't listen.. I think those who oil themselves down and pose for other men have the most to hide.

Interesting, that someone who spends as much time as he does on a site called elite FITNESS, has that opinion about bodybuilders.

It's funny how the biggest whiners and most ignorant asswipes on the whole board seem to only hang out on the chat board, contributing nothing of value to any of the forums.

Hansnz, I don't know why you bother with any of these guys, they're all exactly how you labelled them at the beginning of this thread, wannabe's that can only be something on an internet chat board, as in real life they are so pathetic that the bulk of their existance is spent trying to convince themselves that they are of any worth

 

[musclebrains]

Dballer: YOu need to post up the evidence of your accusation about Hans, which is quite over the top, or make a public apology.

 

[musclebrains]

Well, I combed the thread and I couldn't find anything even remotely like a statement that Hans likes youngsters.

 

[HansNZ]

dballer, if you don't post a link to this alleged thread pretty damn quick I am going to email several of the moderators and request that you be banned. This sort of claim certainly goes beyond ANYTHING that George would tolerate. He himself has outlawed references to a certain organisation of such people. Do you really think he wants claims of open posting of pedophila on his site?

 

[HansNZ]

Interesting, that someone who spends as much time as he does on a site called elite FITNESS, has that opinion about bodybuilders.

It's funny how the biggest whiners and most ignorant asswipes on the whole board seem to only hang out on the chat board, contributing nothing of value to any of the forums.

Hansnz, I don't know why you bother with any of these guys, they're all exactly how you labelled them at the beginning of this thread, wannabe's that can only be something on an internet chat board, as in real life they are so pathetic that the bulk of their existance is spent trying to convince themselves that they are of any worth

needize, he's just some geek behind a computer. He'd think he had died and gone to heaven if he looked even half as good as you. Maybe he should post his comment on the anabolic forum and see what the guys on there think. Maybe i'll do it for him.

 

[needsize]

i once saw some guy with his shirt off and pants at his knees posing in the locker room with another guy watching him. it looked pretty fucking gay to me.

You were obviously just passing through though as it's obvious you've never seen the inside of a gym...

 

[musclebrains]

OK, I'm feeling quite tempted to padlock the playpen.

 

[needsize]

ohh unga bunga!! me lift weights!! me get big muscles!!! you no lift big weights like me lift big weights!!!

your shots at me are weak. i dont need to post a picture in my avatar to get some kind of online acceptance of my weight lifting abilities. you are a pathetic insecure pussy. now go pose in front of someone so you can feel better about yourself.

No, I post the pic so that I won't get confused with you intellectually stunted retards that hang out on elite fitness, but don't go anywhere near any of the training forums. It's pretty pathetic when you are such a nobody in real life that you have to come to an internet chat board, on a training site of all places, and start contraversy to try to get noticed. If you had accomplished anything of worth in your life, you wouldn't feel the need to come to a place like this to start shit. But you can sit behind you keyboard all day, trying to be the big important person that you wish you were in real life, but at the end of the day when you turn the computer off, you're still the nobody you were when you crawled out of bed in the morning.

 

[needsize]

its a shame that your pea brain is so troubled by the "contraversy" that i start here. too bad i dont give a shit. you are currently playing right into my hands and you are too stupid to realize it. why dont you take a good look at your value once that computer is turned off. i doubt you are worth shit to anybody.

I'm not troubled by it, in fact I find people like you really amusing. As a social worker I work with the dregs of society on a daily basis, and you fit right into the same class of low life, wanna be that I try and help. But there are two types of people that I see across the desk everyday: the kind that have the smarts to come to the self-realization of who and what they are, and are not proud of it. Then they are the kind that just can't figure it out, that see themselves as they want to be seen, not as the rest of the world sees them, and that try and be the big shot through any means they can, even if it is only in an internet chat room

 

[needsize]

That's a woman's job....That's the best you could come up with????

 

[needsize]

my sentiments as well. i love how you qualified your critique of me with "im a social worker." as if that means anything to anybody.

I wasn't qualifying anything, didn't feel the need to, just trying to put it into context.
Again though, you demonstrate your ignorance of a subject by jumping in with both feet in your mouth. You obviously know nothing of the social work system (woman's job), especially in my country. But hey, it's all good, the rest of the board I'm sure is highly impressed by your words, and by the sooo bad, yet sooo intelligent, internet persona that you have created for yourself..

 

[FBI]

You have whined about me, not once - but twice on this single thread. Who is the hypocrite now?

okay cool gay guy, i never whined once. i simply am TELLING you how dumb your posts are. you are the one starting threads about how someone makes fun of you on the INTERNET. please explain to me how i'm whining? and please don't call me a hypocrite because you have been proven to be one. dumb ass.

 

[needsize]

So where is this proof that dballer said he had about hansnz?

smegma, I'm out, if god aint got shit on you, I can't possibly hope to compete

 

[FBI]

Oh and F.B.I., You say that my posts on EF are intellectually retarded - but I don't remember you responding to them. Clearly you didn't want to openly challenge me. Since my arguments are so weak what were you afraid of?

Its nice to see you attacking my thread about smegmasoldier. It's nice that you sense a solidarity with him. Like attracts like.

i don't remember you posting anything intellectual for me to respond too. post something intelligent and i might respond if i disagree with you. if i agree with you i'll tell you also and maybe give you some karma. so far you haven't proven anything but how smegmasoldier and others can hurt your feelings. and as far as smegmasoldier and me having solidarity, do a search and you'll see we disagree about 99% of the time. but he is funny, and you aren't.

 

[dballer]

Interesting, that someone who spends as much time as he does on a site called elite FITNESS, has that opinion about bodybuilders.

It's funny how the biggest whiners and most ignorant asswipes on the whole board seem to only hang out on the chat board, contributing nothing of value to any of the forums.

Hansnz, I don't know why you bother with any of these guys, they're all exactly how you labelled them at the beginning of this thread, wannabe's that can only be something on an internet chat board, as in real life they are so pathetic that the bulk of their existance is spent trying to convince themselves that they are of any worth

Fitness is just that. Fitness. Where in the word Fitness do you find.. rub oil on my body and pose for other men?

I spend time on the boards because my job forces me to be in front of a computer. If not.. I would not be on here as much. I sure as hell would not be rubbing brown shit all over my skin for a fake tan and show my ass off to strangers.

My definition of Fitness it to be fit. Muscular strength.

 

[needsize]

Fitness is just that. Fitness. Where in the word Fitness do you find.. rub oil on my body and pose for other men?

I spend time on the boards because my job forces me to be in front of a computer. If not.. I would not be on here as much. I sure as hell would not be rubbing brown shit all over my skin for a fake tan and show my ass off to strangers.

My definition of Fitness it to be fit. Muscular strength.

Okay, great, but not sure what you mean by rubbing brown shit all over etc, if that is a shot at me then it's just a little bit off, I've never used anything to tan other than the sun, nor have I posed for other men, so not really sure what you're getting at....

 

[dballer]

Okay, great, but not sure what you mean by rubbing brown shit all over etc, if that is a shot at me then it's just a little bit off, I've never used anything to tan other than the sun, nor have I posed for other men, so not really sure what you're getting at....

no.. not a shot at you. I just saw some thing on tv about some kid who wanted to be a bodybuilder. He was spraying fake tan all over himself. I am sorry.. but to me.. fitness is a contest with myself about strength. I am not into all of that wearing womens bikinis.

I threw in the part about the brown shit because I just saw it. If you are not one of those guys who wears womens undies and poses for rooms full of men I am sorry for directing that comment toward you.

 

[needsize]

no.. not a shot at you. I just saw some thing on tv about some kid who wanted to be a bodybuilder. He was spraying fake tan all over himself. I am sorry.. but to me.. fitness is a contest with myself about strength. I am not into all of that wearing womens bikinis.

I threw in the part about the brown shit because I just saw it. If you are not one of those guys who wears womens undies and poses for rooms full of men I am sorry for directing that comment toward you.

if I get to the size someday where I could compete, then I would just to see if I could succeed at it, but to this point I've never been on stage.

 

[dballer]

if I get to the size someday where I could compete, then I would just to see if I could succeed at it, but to this point I've never been on stage.

we are getting off the topic here. But for the record. I am not against working hard to make you body look the way you want it to look. I am not against being proud of the way you look. But I do think it is disgusting socially to be obcessed with your looks.. to the point of walking on a stage and wearing a womens bikini crammed up your ass.

Besides.. those guys do not have to be huge. They have to have veins popping out and oil running down their legs.. and someones little sisters panties ridin high in the crack.

 

[argent]

Bump for Hans, a fellow Antarctican brother.

 

[HansNZ]

i don't remember you posting anything intellectual for me to respond too. post something intelligent and i might respond if i disagree with you. if i agree with you i'll tell you also and maybe give you some karma. so far you haven't proven anything but how smegmasoldier and others can hurt your feelings. and as far as smegmasoldier and me having solidarity, do a search and you'll see we disagree about 99% of the time. but he is funny, and you aren't.

Well quite clearly you are talking out of your ass.

Obviously you don't know where I have been posting most of the time. You made comments about my lame track record yet I hadn't even heard of you until you started to heckle me on this thread. Clearly you were not interested in adding anything to the debates i've been a party to over the last months, but contented yourself instead with condemning my previous posts generally after the fact without having to front up with specifics at the time.

Sadly most of these threads are also interjected with moronic stupid comments by people such as smegmasoldier and dballer who can't add anything insightful to the debate so they just make dumbass comments instead - which you think are so humourous.

Smegmasoldier's so called humour is juvenile, puerile and lacking any redeming features. The fact that you think he is funny says a lot about you.

btw, you criticise me while at the same time harrassing me for criticising smegmasoldier's tiredsome bullshit. Why don't YOU put ME on your ignore list. In fact PLEASE do.

 

[HansNZ]

Okay, great, but not sure what you mean by rubbing brown shit all over etc, if that is a shot at me then it's just a little bit off, I've never used anything to tan other than the sun, nor have I posed for other men, so not really sure what you're getting at....

Needsize, he's not getting at anything, he's just spouting verbal diahorhea. This is the dballer/smegmasoldier type of crap that we get all the time. There's no point in debating them because they are just idiots.

 

[FBI]

Well quite clearly you are talking out of your ass.

i thought we couldn't talk about ass anymore???

 

[FBI]

Needsize, he's not getting at anything, he's just spouting verbal diahorhea. This is the dballer/smegmasoldier type of crap that we get all the time. There's no point in debating them because they are just idiots.

and all this diarrhea and crap talk, you're right. i apologize. you do make intelligent and worthwhile posts. i humbly bow down to your genious. please forgive me someday.

 

[HansNZ]

i thought we couldn't talk about ass anymore???

Well I propose we don't talk to eachother anymore. I'll put you on my ignore list if you put me on yours. Agreed?

 

[FBI]

Well I propose we don't talk to eachother anymore. I'll put you on my ignore list if you put me on yours. Agreed?

hell no i won't put you on ignore. i love you.

 

[HansNZ]

we are getting off the topic here.

Yes we are getting off the topic here. Instead of hassling needsize who is someone with qualities you could only ever dream of having why don't you instead come up with the thread in which I have apparently claimed to be attracted to young boys.

You still haven't coughed up this evidence....i'm still waiting.....

 

[HighIntensity]

the way I see it if hanz was not gay he would not get this treatment.

what does that say.

 

[HighIntensity]

point noted...but take issues with the man, not the way he lives his life.

 

[HansNZ]

point noted...but take issues with the man, not the way he lives his life.

LOL, even though this thread is supposed to be about smegmasoldier I am still getting the usual batch of queer bashing karma messages - anonymous of course. In some of them they cite chapters of the bible "proving" their point, as if they are quoting some scientific fact from a textbook, hehe.

But of course only people who hate gays are aloud to be vocal, if I object I am just a "whiner".

 

[Norman Bates]

Dballer , found any evidence yet? Or did you just think that up while being on LSD?

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Hanz, good for you for sticking up for yourself and there's no doubt you get attacked simply because of your sexuality by all of these half-a-fag nohopers above.

But you must realize it's a waste of fucking time arguing with fetal-alcohol syndrome cases such as the Smegster. You said your piece, you put him on ignore, now let it go. Let it go!

 

[HansNZ]

Hanz, good for you for sticking up for yourself and there's no doubt you get attacked simply because of your sexuality by all of these half-a-fag nohopers above.

But you must realize it's a waste of fucking time arguing with fetal-alcohol syndrome cases such as the Smegster. You said your piece, you put him on ignore, now let it go. Let it go!

LOL, yes i've had him on ignore since I posted this thread. But it is interesting to see how baiting one monkey brings all the other monkeys swinging out from the trees.

 

[MP5]

Smegma, you are one of the funniest fuckers on this site!!!! hahahaaaa

I like how all the closet homos come out of the woodwork to defend Hansjob.

 

[crimson coal]

MP5....... Thats not you in the avatar is it?

 

[HansNZ]

Smegma, you are one of the funniest fuckers on this site!!!! hahahaaaa

I like how all the closet homos come out of the woodwork to defend Hansjob.

More monkeys are turning up all the time. Want a banana MP5?

The quality of the people taking issue with me only further reinforces my sense of satisfaction.

 

[Puc]

dballer has repeatedly accused me of being a pedophile.

no one has ever asked for his banishment over that (including me)... why should him accussing hans of being nambla be any different?

 

[Delinquent]

Hey HansNZ have you replicated yet?

 

[HansNZ]

dballer has repeatedly accused me of being a pedophile.

no one has ever asked for his banishment over that (including me)... why should him accussing hans of being nambla be any different?

A better question yet - why are you running to his defense?

 

[HansNZ]

Hey HansNZ have you replicated yet?

??? Whatcha mean?

 

[Delinquent]

Have you had a kid?

 

[HansNZ]

Have you had a kid?

No, not yet. I am only 27. I have been asked several times by different women (straight and lesbian) to father their children but I don't think I am ready. I suppose i'd want to be involved in their upbringing, but there are things I need to do first before I can take on that responsibility - finishing my doctoral dissertation for instance.

 

[Delinquent]

Nevermind. I'm to tired to argue about bullshit that doesn't concern me

 

[HansNZ]

Hans, what the fuck time is it where you are right now?

Oh yeah, replicate... as in reproducing

It is 7:10pm on friday night. I am at home killing time this evening until I have to pick my partner up from the airport.

 

[Puc]

A better question yet - why are you running to his defense?

i am not defending dballer... just writing a tidbit that i cosidered saliet.

 

[HansNZ]

i am not defending dballer... just writing a tidbit that i cosidered saliet.

oh, OK. It was just that your post sort of created the perception.

 

[HansNZ]

Nevermind. I'm to tired to argue about bullshit that doesn't concern me

Were we about to argue about something? If you want to debate the issue of gay and lesbian parenting it would probably be best to start another thread rather than use this one. There are too many monkeys lurking around on here already, so I think any meaningful discourse would be best achieved elsewhere.

 

[musclebrains]

OK, I'm locking this thread.

Obviously Dballer is not going to accommodate Hans' request that he prove the allegation that Hans claimed to like young boys.

Dballer: When you left the board a month or so ago -- and went to Triedia and spent thread after thread attacking Elite -- your main argument was that you were a man of integrity, that you would never lie to people.

I don't think it demonstrates much integrity to call someone a pedophile, attribute the claim to the accused himself, then refuse to provide the evidence or to make an apology.