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Evil_Frisky

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i haven't done this in years.... where the hell do i start. I have been recently divorced and have finally decided its time to start dating again. I feel like i'll be single forever because i am so damn picky! Where do you gals and guys go to sprak up conversations with people other than a night club?
 
I always have BBF hook me up. He's a good orb
 
JerseyArt said:
I always have BBF hook me up. He's a good orb

BBF... hook me up! ;)
 
friskygrl2004 said:
i haven't done this in years.... where the hell do i start. I have been recently divorced and have finally decided its time to start dating again. I feel like i'll be single forever because i am so damn picky! Where do you gals and guys go to sprak up conversations with people other than a night club?

First thing, don't go to a club looking for a potential mate. Disaster written all over it.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Um.... where can I get an application to apply?

send your reseme to my pm box... :qt:
 
BileStew said:
First thing, don't go to a club looking for a potential mate. Disaster written all over it.


Exactly.. I don't want this either. So this stumps me as to where to find that potential mate.
 
friskygrl2004 said:
send your reseme to my pm box... :qt:

Excellent, Sent! Look it over and get back with me. About the stamina issues noted towards the bottom, granted I don't have the stamina say Kermit there in my avatar does, but I can last a good 8.5 minutes on doggy style providing you just reach back there every 90 seconds or so and give me a quick punch in the balls. :heart:
 
friskygrl2004 said:
Exactly.. I don't want this either. So this stumps me as to where to find that potential mate.

Well then, don't start scouring the earth for him then. You'll find him when you're not looking.

So, for now, your time will be occupied answering the numerous PM's from all the guys here showing off their extra Y chromosone looking to secure your needs.
 
Hmmm, where do you live Friskygrl??? Illinois?

Whiskey
 
BileStew said:
First thing, don't go to a club looking for a potential mate. Disaster written all over it.

Dude, you don't know what your talking about. Every relationship I've ever been in started off with me meeting the girl in a bar or club.

Now eighteen years later I can honestly say........................

Good point
 
JerseyArt said:
Dude, you don't know what your talking about. Every relationship I've ever been in started off with me meeting the girl in a bar or club.

Now eighteen years later I can honestly say........................

Good point

Two words....

Hunkabunka Ballroom
 
I agree with bile, frisky. If you push to have another relationship you will likely put yourself in a bad situation.
 
BileStew said:
Two words....

Hunkabunka Ballroom

LOL

And what's wrong with that:)
 
LoL this thread is too funny. Frisky what ARE you up too with this thread?
 
ok.. i can honestly say.. as long as i find someone whos better than my damn x- i am doing good. seems that my standards weren't as high 10 years ago. GRRRRRR... i would have been better off meeting someone in a club rather than hooking up with that bastard.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
LoL this thread is too funny. Frisky what ARE you up too with this thread?


lol.. i am sure there are alot of single folks here.. including you.. that have meet some very respectable people that would be ok to say, consider being with for the long haul.. i just want to know where in the hell to even start. :rolleyes: lol
 
friskygrl2004 said:
lol.. i am sure there are alot of single folks here.. including you.. that have meet some very respectable people that would be ok to say, consider being with for the long haul.. i just want to know where in the hell to even start. :rolleyes: lol
Start from inside yourself first. The rest will come about.
 
OK, we need some stats, like age, hair color, likes-dislikes, and if you go for younger guys... hint hint.

Whiskey
 
So BBF,

Is that really her butt?
 
BradG said:
So, how is it BBF that you have come to be the EF pimp/relationship assistant/etc?

Its a trade secret bro... so do you need the hookup or not? Send me a profile via pm, include pics, interests, background etc and we'll see if you are a match for any of my lady friends on EF.
 
BradG, since you are aggie and seem like a nice guy... you are probably a good match for tripleblonde or phatchik most likely... but we'll see what we can do once you send me your application/ad.
 
cool!
got to go get a digital camera...
Only problem may be that I'm too nice a guy. I've had that be the case in the past...
 
No being a nice guy will help you with tripleblonde. She is "technically" a virgin still.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Yes it is. Not bad huh?

So frisky

Hey girl

Was up
 
friskygrl2004 said:
Where do you gals and guys go to sprak up conversations with people other than a night club?

Hey Bro, I Find meet alot of girls at the beach. In fact, I just got home from there. There was a ton of girls there. You should come to the beach w/me. Dude, I'll be your wing man! (and vice versa)
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
So things not working out with the new boyfriend?


He's gone all the damn time.. not exactly a keeper for long term! he's a catch no doubt but i do have to be practical here..
 
awittyusername said:
Hey Bro, I Find meet alot of guys at the beach. In fact, I just brought some home with me from there. There was a ton of girls there, but I wasn't interested. You should come to the beach w/me and hit on Dudes, I'll be your gay friend!

Don't block me bitch
 
awittyusername said:
Hey Bro, I Find meet alot of girls at the beach. In fact, I just got home from there. There was a ton of girls there. You should come to the beach w/me. Dude, I'll be your wing man! (and vice versa)

hey dude.. its all good your into girls and all.. but i am looking for a man.. you kmow one with a penis... and all but if your all for the penis... you can be my wing man. ;)
 
JerseyArt said:
So frisky

Hey girl

Was up


Hey JersyArt..how are you darlin?
 
Frisky,

don't believe him. He just wants to scam on all the guys that approach you. What a fag.

I'm the only guy here worth knowing. Most of the rest are gay or impotent/unemployed.
 
friskygrl2004 said:
hey dude.. its all good your into girls and all.. but i am looking for a man.. you kmow one with a penis... and all but if your all for the penis... you can be my wing man. ;)

Dude, Its cool your into other dudes. In fact, I know a couple of gay guys maybe I can set you up.
 
strongsmartsexy said:
Start from inside yourself first. The rest will come about.

Anyone else notice a [not-so] slight sexual connotation here?
 
JerseyArt said:
Frisky,

don't believe him. He just wants to scam on all the guys that approach you. What a fag.

I'm the only guy here worth knowing. Most of the rest are gay or impotent/unemployed.


still waiting on that application! i haven't recieve one yet.. either you guy's are really alters or your freaking scared of a real woman. :chomp:
 
JerseyArt said:
Frisky,

don't believe him. He just wants to scam on all the guys that approach you. What a fag.

I'm the only guy here worth knowing. Most of the rest are gay or impotent/unemployed.

Hey I am unemployed (no where near impotent or gay though), but I have am a full time student, and get grants due to my grades... plus I do have an agent... just not making any money yet on my modeling. LoL
 
friskygrl2004 said:
still waiting on that application! i haven't recieve one yet.. either you guy's are really alters or your freaking scared of a real woman. :chomp:

She scares me... you guys just don't know what you are dealing with here. :worried:
 
awittyusername said:
Dude, Its cool your into other dudes. In fact, I know a couple of gay guys maybe I can set you up.


are you like this with all the chick.. how do you ever score?
 
friskygrl2004 said:
still waiting on that application! i haven't recieve one yet.. either you guy's are really alters or your freaking scared of a real woman. :chomp:

What do you want to know hon? You just ask girl, I'm all that and a bag of chips
 
Yeah Jerseyart is all that... and a bucket of chicken feet. Any of you orbs ever eat at Beaks N' Feet on yoru cheat days?
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
She scares me... you guys just don't know what you are dealing with here. :worried:
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
She scares me... you guys just don't know what you are dealing with here. :worried:


oh... don't be scared.. i can be real gentle! Besides i wouldn't want to waste much energy chasing you down.. :p all that energy could be used elsewhere!
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Yeah Jerseyart is all that... and a bucket of chicken feet. Any of you orbs ever eat at Beaks N' Feet on yoru cheat days?

Dude, what's up with the chicken feet smack. Can't you see I'm working here.
 
JerseyArt said:
What do you want to know hon? You just ask girl, I'm all that and a bag of chips


hmm.. well if you are comparing yourself to a bag of "LAYS" wohooo.. no one can have just one... right. :p

come on gimme a little bout your self.. VIA..pm if that is better for you ;)
 
friskygrl2004 said:
are you like this with all the chick.. how do you ever score?

I am only like this w/guys who pose as hot chicks on the net. Or, (If you are a girl) I don't kiss girls ass's who post sexy pics and say sexy things for ATTENTION.

Either way I'm just joking around
 
awittyusername said:
I am only like this w/guys who pose as hot chicks on the net. Or, (If you are a girl) I don't kiss girls ass's who post sexy pics and say sexy things for ATTENTION.

Either way I'm just joking around

i am a real girl.. and by no means am i asking you to kiss my ass.. btw i don't recall saying anything "SEXY" that would get attention besides asking where would be a reaspctable place to meet someone. I don't need attention from anyone on here.. if i want attention i can get it at any damn local night club around here. I am not wanting to resuslt to that ... hence my question!
 
friskygrl2004 said:
hmm.. well if you are comparing yourself to a bag of "LAYS" wohooo.. no one can have just one... right. :p

come on gimme a little bout your self.. VIA..pm if that is better for you ;)

Here's fine.

I can't lie, so I'll tell it like it is. I am a damn sexy bitch.

I'm tall, dark , and handsome. I have a deep sexy speaking voice. I have dimples, strong jaw, and incredible lips (or so everyone always tells me).

I'm successful, funny, incredibly bright, and don't have kids.

What else would you like to know?
 
Don't worry frisky, some ladies simply are sexy and can't help it. Therefore, even if you didn't say anything diliberately sexy you can still give that impression. :)
 
JerseyArt said:
Here's fine.

I can't lie, so I'll tell it like it is. I am a damn sexy bitch.

I'm tall, dark , and handsome. I have a deep sexy speaking voice. I have dimples, strong jaw, and incredible lips (or so everyone always tells me).

I'm successful, funny, incredibly bright, and don't have kids.

What else would you like to know?

whew... damn you are a catch! now you must send pics.. and everything to support this info to my addy.. pm me for my email :p
 
friskygrl2004 said:
whew... damn you are a catch! now you must send pics.. and everything to support this info to my addy.. pm me for my email :p

Don't get all carried away. He sent me that same info thinking I was a *Stew Chef* looking for comapny.
 
friskygrl2004 said:
hmm.. well if you are comparing yourself to a bag of "LAYS" wohooo.. no one can have just one... right. :p

I think this one is sexy.

friskygrl2004 said:
headaches for you or am I just freaking weird... it seems to be the only thing that can completely get rid of my headaces. :rolleyes:

I bet this one got some attention. ;)
 
friskygrl2004 said:
whew... damn you are a catch! now you must send pics.. and everything to support this info to my addy.. pm me for my email :p

I am, which is why I need to know more about you before you I send you private info. Several people know me on this site, and can vouch for what I've claimed. But what about you?

What do you look like, where do you live (state is fine). Are you a freak, or are you freaky. Do you like Springsteen, cause I couldn't date a girl who doesn't like Springsteen. What religion are you, my mom will want to know. Can you cook, my stomach wants to know.? Can you administer first aid? What watch should I wear with my tuxedo?

These are all questions I need answered before we can progress further
 
friskey chickey...send me your nude pics and I will consider you. But you better have a tan and nice tattas. Your ass looks good in the avie, but i need more
 
awittyusername said:

LOL.. quit being a hater...you think that comment was sexy.. damn
 
frisky. I didn't read the entire post. Sum it up are your sexy, good looking and in ned of some. Color doesn't matter.
 
JerseyArt said:
I am, which is why I need to know more about you before you I send you private info. Several people know me on this site, and can vouch for what I've claimed. But what about you?

What do you look like, where do you live (state is fine). Are you a freak, or are you freaky. Do you like Springsteen, cause I couldn't date a girl who doesn't like Springsteen. What religion are you, my mom will want to know. Can you cook, my stomach wants to know.? Can you administer first aid? What watch should I wear with my tuxedo?

These are all questions I need answered before we can progress further


i love muscles.. including my own. i love strength! i am form Louisiana! well i could be a freak but only with that special someone.. not promiscuous at all. Yes i can cook.. and love to experiment with cooking.. love baking the most. I am a christian, and i can adminsiter first aid. As far as the watch thing goes.. i hate watches.. i think time is overrated. I say.. no watch with the tuxedo, who wants to watch the time anyway ;)
 
awittyusername said:
I'm not being a hater. I'm just F-ing around. Good luck finding someone.

Jersey Art sounds pretty good.

aww it cool.. i am sure in time i'll find that someone... just have a problem being refered to as a fake. .. i don't lie and never will, i am me.. not an alter
 
so you cook and go to church. A take home mom. Good to hear. So you must wear a lot of hair spray, have fake nails and a bigger than average hip/ ass area. Thanks for the info
 
wtlftr said:
so you cook and go to church. A take home mom. Good to hear. So you must wear a lot of hair spray, have fake nails and a bigger than average hip/ ass area. Thanks for the info


lol.. you are killing me.. i don't ever wear hair spray.. or have fake nails.. my hips are 36" inches.. my ass is .. well you can see it in my ava... my measurments are 34-26-36 damn.. you took me soo wrong.
 
wtlftr said:
I missed your cup size. All the other sound great


ummm.. if you must know it a "D"
 
Thats good. I bet you can't pass the pencil test. You body sounds nice, you sound fine. So go out and meet someone in your area. I'd give ya two shakes, but you are to far away.
 
wtlftr said:
Thats good. I bet you can't pass the pencil test. You body sounds nice, you sound fine. So go out and meet someone in your area. I'd give ya two shakes, but you are to far away.


ahhh..hhh.. how much you wanna put on the pencil test? i can pass it no problem..
 
only if they are fake. With those measurements, they have to be fake. But send me pics and I will tell you the answer. My old girlfriend (the girl in the pic) failed the test but looked good naked
 
lol.. yea they are fake... but i still love um
 
wtlftr said:
O.K. With that in mind. I love you in a tank. and a thong


;)
 
friskygrl2004 said:
i love muscles.. including my own. i love strength! i am form Louisiana! well i could be a freak but only with that special someone.. not promiscuous at all. Yes i can cook.. and love to experiment with cooking.. love baking the most. I am a christian, and i can adminsiter first aid. As far as the watch thing goes.. i hate watches.. i think time is overrated. I say.. no watch with the tuxedo, who wants to watch the time anyway ;)

:google:

:busy:
 
Wow, 89 replies in less than 3 hours.
 
friskygrl2004 said:
lol.. i am sure there are alot of single folks here.. including you.. that have meet some very respectable people that would be ok to say, consider being with for the long haul.. i just want to know where in the hell to even start. :rolleyes: lol


It would probably be best to start by avoiding getting too caught up in any kind of deep search, or else you might miss out on some who could be right under you nose.

What I'm saying is, for the time being, just think about taking new guys in
(no pun intended;) ) while you go about your daily life.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
No being a nice guy will help you with tripleblonde. She is "technically" a virgin still.


Sex turns girls bad.... baaaad!! :devil: :twirl: :smash: :fistfullo :insane: :jackbox:
 
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