I just stretched my foreskin and my nut sack and I stapled both of them to my forehead! Crap! It's hard to type in this position! Fuck! I did'nt know that shit would bleed so much! Holly fuck! I need a band aid! Shit! That did not work either! I'll try a turnakit! Mother Fucker! My cock and balls are going numb! Bleeding has stopped though! I don't know what to do! I'm going to call 911! Mother Fucker Holly shit! My balls are in my eyes and I can't see the numbers on the phone! I think I'm going to Die! For Real!
Wait I got an idea I will heat up a knife like Rambo and heal the wound! Ahhh Mother Fucker Holly Shit Rotten Cunt! The pain! The fucking Pain! I cant go on.............. I must take turnakit off to save my dick and balls!
Thank god the bleeding has stopped, but the knife, staples, my cock and balls have wielded to my forehead! I'm destined to be a roaming circus freak from now on! Darktooth your an asshole for starting this thread!
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