Should this piss me off?

[BowlingForSoup]

Okay, here's tha dilly. I had a lab around noon yesterday and from there I was going off to the gym. So I just had a t-shirt on and some red shorts. Well, I was wearing my black t-shirt that had a USA flag on the front and below the flag it says "these colors don't run". You know, fairly harmless. One of the shirts I bought from a buddy of mine in the Fire Dep. where the proceeds get sent to N.Y. after 9/11. Well there's this mouthy...well call her "BITCH" in my class. Everyday she's spouting off about something. "You don't do this right", "You're wrong", "That's stupid". Your basic know it all "my opinion is the end all be all of opinions "biach". Well I don't normally say anything in class. I ask questions, do my business and leave. I'm sitting there (we dissected a cows' eye today) with eye in hand when I glance over to my left and see she's looking at me. I look off, then look back and now it's getting on my nerves. It's one of those squinty looks. I can't really describe it, but you get what I mean. So I look at her and say "is there something on your mind?" and she says "do you really think it's appropriate wearing that shirt today?". My response was "I don't really see what my shirt has to do with our troops fighting over in Iraq, aside for support". So she has the GALL to say to me "so you're a war monger of some sort I suppose?". Well I had finished up what I was doing, so I cleaned up and I was on my way out the door when I looked at her and said, "you know, I'm sure you've had some sort of a bad childhood or something and that gives you a right to open your mouth and have enormous amounts of shit fall out of it. You should be proud you have the FREEDOM to mouth off at me like that. As far as my shirt, I wore it partly because I'm a lazy bastard that doesn't do laundry when he should, and I have two of my best friends over in Baghdad right now and this is my small, insignificant way of showing support. Now for future reference, I would like you to remember one thing. I could give two shits what your opinion is about anything. You're obviously a sad, confused little girl whose only enjoyment out of life is to attempt to say something seemingly witty. I pity you. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to leave and enjoy the rest of my day. Why don't you go get daddy's credit card and do some comfort shopping because I'm sure you've been sticken by my words. Have a nice day! SMOOCHES".

 

[MassiveGunz]

bro if that were me id probably just flex at her on the way out and be lik...21 inhces and countin

chikks dig big arms and no matter what she said bout the war or wahtever shed probly ask if she could feel em and then everthing would be cool again

hey im not sure if your realizin this but this boards for liftin and pumpin some iron. if your lookin for a board that talks about bowlin im think your probly not in the right place if your knockin over the pins i just set up for you

LIT UP

 

[Baoh]

Okay, here's tha dilly. I had a lab around noon yesterday and from there I was going off to the gym. So I just had a t-shirt on and some red shorts. Well, I was wearing my black t-shirt that had a USA flag on the front and below the flag it says "these colors don't run". You know, fairly harmless. One of the shirts I bought from a buddy of mine in the Fire Dep. where the proceeds get sent to N.Y. after 9/11. Well there's this mouthy...well call her "BITCH" in my class. Everyday she's spouting off about something. "You don't do this right", "You're wrong", "That's stupid". Your basic know it all "my opinion is the end all be all of opinions "biach". Well I don't normally say anything in class. I ask questions, do my business and leave. I'm sitting there (we dissected a cows' eye today) with eye in hand when I glance over to my left and see she's looking at me. I look off, then look back and now it's getting on my nerves. It's one of those squinty looks. I can't really describe it, but you get what I mean. So I look at her and say "is there something on your mind?" and she says "do you really think it's appropriate wearing that shirt today?". My response was "I don't really see what my shirt has to do with our troops fighting over in Iraq, aside for support". So she has the GALL to say to me "so you're a war monger of some sort I suppose?". Well I had finished up what I was doing, so I cleaned up and I was on my way out the door when I looked at her and said, "you know, I'm sure you've had some sort of a bad childhood or something and that gives you a right to open your mouth and have enormous amounts of shit fall out of it. You should be proud you have the FREEDOM to mouth off at me like that. As far as my shirt, I wore it partly because I'm a lazy bastard that doesn't do laundry when he should, and I have two of my best friends over in Baghdad right now and this is my small, insignificant way of showing support. Now for future reference, I would like you to remember one thing. I could give two shits what your opinion is about anything. You're obviously a sad, confused little girl whose only enjoyment out of life is to attempt to say something seemingly witty. I pity you. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to leave and enjoy the rest of my day. Why don't you go get daddy's credit card and do some comfort shopping because I'm sure you've been sticken by my words. Have a nice day! SMOOCHES".

Good job. I just hope you said "stricken" in place of "sticken".

I've dealt with such people in the past. I usually just let my exam scores do the talking, but there are some who need to be humiliated before they ever even begin to "get it".

 

[MassiveGunz]

yeah me to

 

[Baoh]

yeah me to

I swear to God that, if you are actually a chick, and we ever meet, I will fuck your brains out. Fuck them right out of your skull.

If you are truly a guy, just take what I just said as a bizarre compliment.

 

[MassiveGunz]

what the

 

[WODIN]

LOL @ the Smooches part. Classic.

 

[Bigsatan13]

LOL@ the red shorts part!