Should Canada invade the US?

[cure]

I'm figuring we have enough resources and soldiers to start a small onslaught in certain areas.

We will deploy the 411 City of North York Air Reserve Squadron on the following strategic areas...


i) The Pella's annual Tulip Time Festival in Iowa
ii) The Montana Historical Society
iii) Crazy Horse Memorial in South Dakota
iiii) Maple Syrup Manufacturers in Vermont
iiii) All of New Jersey

Please my fellow canadians, inuits and eskimos join the fight to stop "Americanism" north of the border before it's too late!

 

[havoc]

You folks are already Americanized, 99% of people alive are. peace

 

[GinNJuice]

fight to stop "Americanism" north of the border before it's too late!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but last time I checked Canada WAS in north-AMERICA, just like the United States.

So, aren't you as American as Mexico and the United States

 

[PoyeBoy]

Hellll No, I live in MN so i would be the first line of defense. But then maybe canadas money would be worth more and we could all speak french.

Everyone hates the french.

I dont know why.

I have heard they are arrogant(sp?)

 

[Fonz]

You folks are already Americanized, 99% of people alive are. peace

You wish.

Come to Europe and you'll see how dumb americans can be.

Any time they leave the US they're as dumb as lamp posts.

LOL

 

[cure]

Havoc and GinnJuice, your comments only anger use more!

 

[WODIN]

Cure - You guys can have New Jersey....BWAUGH HA! HA!!!!!

GinNJuice...AMERICA is the United states and those other two wannabe countries are just places that have yet to be incorporated.

 

[spentagn]

You wish.

Come to Europe and you'll see how dumb americans can be.

Any time they leave the US they're as dumb as lamp posts.

LOL

And vice versa.

 

[Little Ty]

God, please do.

 

[GinNJuice]

GinNJuice...AMERICA is the United states and those other two wannabe countries are just places that have yet to be incorporated.

Maybe there would be a good mix of pharmaceutical laws WHEN they are incorporated....

.... like maybe we could have a healthcare system where the mexican gear would be free to all citizens.

 

[cure]

Hellll No, I live in MN so i would be the first line of defense. But then maybe canadas money would be worth more and we could all speak french.

Everyone hates the french.

I dont know why.

I have heard they are arrogant(sp?)

Are you kidding me? If their was a war between Canada and the US the french canadians would fight on your side. Bloody seperatists!

Also, it was the eskimos who asked for NJ. They wanted a place to relocate which reminded them of home.

 

[WODIN]

You mean the eskimos live in a toxic waste land ridden with industrial blight so foul that it makes people internal organs glow in the dark?

 

[PoyeBoy]

Are you kidding me? If their was a war between Canada and the US the french canadians would fight on your side. Bloody seperatists!

Whats the diff between french canadians and reg canadians?

Location?
Heritage?

Why would they fight on our side?

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

You wish.

Come to Europe and you'll see how dumb americans can be.

Any time they leave the US they're as dumb as lamp posts.

LOL

I see yet again we get the typical Euro version of, thanks for saving our Euro-trash asses, every time a large conflict starts. Europe would have fallen to the German's without us, so bow down and worship us like the Gods we are.

By the way, do you guys(Europeans) think you could learn better hygiene, between the Brits teeth and the hairy French women it ruins the experience of traveling to what should be our 51st state.

 

[1911]

C'mon down...just bring the Johnny Walker with ya'.

Later,

 

[cure]

Whats the diff between french canadians and reg canadians?

Location?
Heritage?

Why would they fight on our side?

French Canadians are more "Americanized" then other Canadians. 95% live in Quebec...are decendants of french colonists and prefer to do business with the States instead of with their own country. In other words they believe the province of Quebec is "their" country which in turn is the reason they want to seperate from the rest of Canada. The Brits should have never given them land once they defeated them. They should have sent them packing back to France or to Virginia to work as slaves on a plantation.

 

[Knot_Sharpe]

Cure, what got the burr up your ass today?

You know you want one of those Quebecois babes giving you lap dances, so why do you want to loose Quebec? You should be sharing dem babes with our American friends.

And while I'm at it - " Are you EFFING crazy??? " We can't do a wholehearted attack until we complete our WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction! .... shhhhhhhh! ).

Bruce is closed.
1/2 of Pickering is closed.
Gentilly belongs to the Quebec!

FYI, all nuclear generating stations using U-232 for the uninitiated...

Now, there are tons and tons of Tritium over at Darlington, which the US decided not to buy for Hydrogen Bombs, because they finally decided to make nice with the Russians. SO.....

We're down to dirty nuclear weaponry ... if we could only find one army issue jeep, helicopter or boat or sub as a delivery system, we'd be all set ....

Call me 5 min. before the final strike, OK???

Knot

 

[THeMaCHinE]

I'm figuring we have enough resources and soldiers to start a small onslaught in certain areas.

We will deploy the 411 City of North York Air Reserve Squadron on the following strategic areas...


i) The Pella's annual Tulip Time Festival in Iowa

You might want to re-think this one, the Dutch out in Pella can be pretty fierce... And they take the Tulip Festival very seriously...

 

[cure]

Cure, what got the burr up your ass today?

You know you want one of those Quebecois babes giving you lap dances, so why do you want to loose Quebec? You should be sharing dem babes with our American friends.

And while I'm at it - " Are you EFFING crazy??? " We can't do a wholehearted attack until we complete our WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction! .... shhhhhhhh! ).

Bruce is closed.
1/2 of Pickering is closed.
Gentilly belongs to the Quebec!

FYI, all nuclear generating stations using U-232 for the uninitiated...

Now, there are tons and tons of Tritium over at Darlington, which the US decided not to buy for Hydrogen Bombs, because they finally decided to make nice with the Russians. SO.....

We're down to dirty nuclear weaponry ... if we could only find one army issue jeep, helicopter or boat or sub as a delivery system, we'd be all set ....

Call me 5 min. before the final strike, OK???

Knot

After this post i believe we should start by bombing Toronto first!

 

[Knot_Sharpe]

OK, so its a go, then???

 

[john937]

Note to self: buy Maple surup futures.

 

[cure]

Invest in Beaver pelts, "tuques" and fries and gravy because we are about to change the way the economic world works!

 

[Taps]

I'm in. I doubt the yanks would but up much of a fight over New Jersey....dibs on Princeton.

 

[3Vandoo]

French Canadians are more "Americanized" then other Canadians. 95% live in Quebec...are decendants of french colonists and prefer to do business with the States instead of with their own country. In other words they believe the province of Quebec is "their" country which in turn is the reason they want to seperate from the rest of Canada. The Brits should have never given them land once they defeated them. They should have sent them packing back to France or to Virginia to work as slaves on a plantation.

PARDON ME, that kind of stupid attitude from some "Canadian" sorry the term was first used for us French that give me the need to vote yes.

The brits, oh my you fucking moron, this statement shows that you are a ignorant idiot. Please I hope you take your statements back because you insult many Québecois in here as Me, O'stan or Manny78 and a few other.

Please do me a favor go pick up a history book, Also if 2 millions Quebecer didnt left for New England in the 19th century.
They would be, 35 Millions French on a 50millions Canadian population.

Also if you only knew our history a bit
not the BS that Sheilla Copps brainwash us with a Canadian History, you might understand better!


Anyway I am very insulted by your statement.

 

[3Vandoo]

Are you kidding me? If their was a war between Canada and the US the french canadians would fight on your side. Bloody seperatists!

Also, it was the eskimos who asked for NJ. They wanted a place to relocate which reminded them of home.

Get yourself a history book!

In time of war against the US, the Canadians(french) fought with the brits and British colonies member against the US, Fenians and so on.

Except during the rebellions of 1834-1837.

 

[Nathan]

I began organizing this attack quite a while ago. I dubbed it "Operation: Bleed America". Welcome aboard soldier.

Damn Yankees have no idea what us Canucks are capable of. Toughest bunch you'll ever meet.

 

[Island Son]

Canada has the best snipers . One guy took out an Al-Quaeda from almost 2.5 kilometres away (that's 1.5 miles away for you Yanks)
Now, if only we were allowed to have nukes...

 

[manson]

You folks are already Americanized, 99% of people alive are. peace

We are not Americanized. They are Canadianized. After all Leif Ericson discovered North America in 500 years before Columbus by landing on the east coast of Canada, Newfoundland. Therefore we were discovered first. Ha ha, we win

 

[manny78]

French Canadians are more "Americanized" then other Canadians. 95% live in Quebec...are decendants of french colonists and prefer to do business with the States instead of with their own country. In other words they believe the province of Quebec is "their" country which in turn is the reason they want to seperate from the rest of Canada. The Brits should have never given them land once they defeated them. They should have sent them packing back to France or to Virginia to work as slaves on a plantation.

I remember a statement by Pierre Elliot Trudeau (which I never liked) saying that french Canadians were mostly more intelligent than anglo-canadians since a good bunch could speak both french and english. Major companies in Canada are runned by french Canadians (Bombardier, BCE, BNC, Quebecor, your Federal Government.....). I remember back during my training, those who got the best assignment (like being sent to QUebec, Ottawa or Ontario) were 90% french Canadians. Those poor ignorant "redneck" got all the shitty places..... go figure why...

 

[Fonz]

I see yet again we get the typical Euro version of, thanks for saving our Euro-trash asses, every time a large conflict starts. Europe would have fallen to the German's without us, so bow down and worship us like the Gods we are.

By the way, do you guys(Europeans) think you could learn better hygiene, between the Brits teeth and the hairy French women it ruins the experience of traveling to what should be our 51st state.

Ok, I see you want to fight dirty.

How about those FAT ASS men and women you Yanks have?

The US is the FATTEST nation on earth!!!

Go eat a pie.......and two.....and three.......

Fonz

 

[Optimus B]

if and when canada overtakes the u.s., i call president.

my platform would be for free healthcare, legalize gear, ferraris for all, have prisoners and those on welfare run on treadmills to generate electricity, and (most importantly) i look good in a suit

incidentally did anyone ever see that mad tv skit where that guy became president while in a drunken haze?? i'm not saying that that would be me, but it sure was funny.

 

[cure]

3vandoo and Manny, please don't take it personally if i offended you but i am a quebecois, speak 3 languages including french and went to french highschool and cegep. I also have many friends who are french-canadian and some are a mix of italian-french-canadian, portuguese-french-canadian...etc...

I should have never really said french-canadian, yet just left it at "seperatists". 3Vandoo, do you believe we deserve to have english language signs taken down? Being discriminated against because we are anglos and not of french decent? I would like to treat you like we get treated and see what you feel like. Remember i was born here and my parents lived during the times when the "anglos" were predominant business owners and non-seperatists were in government.

It's a joke for "seperatists" to believe that they can regain their "pride" and "language" by stopping the anglos from putting up signs or not being able to decide where your kids go to school?

Maybe when the liberals regain power they'll stop with all this seperatist BULLSHIT and maybe change some BS laws.