shit.. 115 dollar "broken headlight ticket"

[madbomber31]

i got it oct. 30th.. and on the 31st it was fixed and had a cop sign it at my work.. well, i fucking lost it!!! and then forgot about it until today.. i got the judgement in the mail...

how does this sound..

officer "k" signed my ticket (he will remember due to the fact we worked together with the kids)...

and i sent the ticket in... you must have lost it...

will it work? or am i out 115??? for being fucking stupid

 

[JohnyJuice]

Yuo should be ok. Worst comes to worst you go to court. He would appear in your defense. Just get it dealt with before it comes to that.

 

[supersizeme]

I don't mean to be a buzz kill, but you're looking at 30 years to life. I had the same ticket one time and failed to reproduce the signed ticket. It went to trial and despite a crack-shot team of lawyers, I got 30 years. I did 20 before they finally paroled me. Only part that didn't suck about it was all the respect I got in the pen for being a hard ass that no one wanted to fuck with cuz they know what I was in there for. Now I got one of those dildos that goes around my ankle, too, and have to piss in a cup every month. Good luck, mb.

 

[HappyScrappy]

the worst part is that ssme was judged to be 140lbs on that ticket instead of the 145lbs of unadulterated man meat that he really is.

 

[supersizeme]

YOU FORGOT "RIPPLING"

145 POUNDS OF RIPPLING, UNADULTERATED MAN MEAT and smooth, soft feet like butter

 

[JohnyJuice]

With an asshole that looks like a pound of shredded roast beef. Cant forget that. And that was before he went to the pen.

 

[madbomber31]

so, basically what you all are saying is that if i blow random guys on the streets i should be ok?