Shaking hands

[Dirk Howat]

Being most men do not wash their hands after taking a piss, do you want to shake a man's hand?

 

[*MissFit*]

Hmm no.. alot of our washroom doors have signs to remidn them though.. in case they forget..

In Canada we realize men are forgetful

 

[Dirk Howat]

I prefer 3 unless I want to intimidate a man, then I will WANT to shake his hand inorder to:

Crush it, show him he is weak, a pussy and I could kick his ass.

 

[Seashell]

I don't want to shake anyone's hand really... but I do to be polite.

Then I go and rub Purel on them

 

[Dirk Howat]

Hmm no.. alot of our washroom doors have signs to remidn them though.. in case they forget..

In Canada we realize men are forgetful

Being a man I know that 80 percent or more of men do not wash their hands after pissing or shiting.

 

[strangebrew]

Hell, I don't even wash my hands after taking a dump.

 

[Bobber]

I prefer 3 unless I want to intimidate a man, then I will WANT to shake his hand inorder to:

Crush it, show him he is weak, a pussy and I could kick his ass.

Guys like you make me laugh... literally.

 

[hamstershaver]

i dont wash my hands after sticking my finger up klus ass

 

[Bobber]

i dont wash my hands after sticking my finger up klus ass

So are yall two dating or what? All this inuendo has got me confused.

 

[Dirk Howat]

On the other hand, I would shake a women's hand.

Not to intimidate her, but to show her my power, w/o crushing it. Kind of showing her, I have power, but I control my power perfectly.

If she does not wash her hand after wiping her pussy or ass, well:

Do you think I mind?

 

[SoKlueles]

i dont wash my hands after sticking my finger up klus ass

 

[hamstershaver]

So are yall two dating or what? All this inuendo has got me confused.

she just uses me for sex

 

[SoKlueles]

she just uses me for sex

and its getting bout that time to use u again rodent

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Being a man I know that 80 percent or more of men do not wash their hands after pissing or shiting.

wash hands after shitting - always

wash hands after pissing - usually not because i know how not to piss on my hands.

 

[dfi]

If you think about it, you should wash your hands BEFORE you piss. Why put your dirty hands on your clean dick!!??

 

[Deterass]

I wash my hands atleast ten times a day.

 

[*MissFit*]

if a man's hand is wet after he leaves a washroom did he wash his hands or pisss on himself?

 

[strangebrew]

if a man's hand is wet after he leaves a washroom did he wash his hands or pisss on himself?

diarrhea

 

[*MissFit*]

Glad i didnt scratch my nose then

diarrhea

 

[jackangel]

i will always wash my hands after going to the bathroom, except for those times when i won't.

 

[Dirk Howat]

wash hands after shitting - always

wash hands after pissing - usually not because i know how not to piss on my hands.

You touch your dick. Like I said, shaking hands with 80 percent of men is like shaking their dick not shaking a hand with piss on it. You are shaking a hand that has another man's dicks germs and smell. Thus, you are shaking his dick.


I wash my hands after I piss and shit, but I actually do not need to because I do not touch me dick when I piss.

How?
I wear wrestling briefs (warrior gear), after I undo my pants and lower my brief, my dick (by gravity), fall out and I piss. I only touch my briefs. I do not see the need to touch my dick to piss (or get a good aim).

Yo, I have excellent bodily control.

 

[Dirk Howat]

Yo, I have excellent bodily control.

For example, I have excellent dexerity for my legs. I have very accurate kicks, I can do that Bruce Lee Leg hold he did in Enter The Dragon when Bob Wall told him it was time to fight. I also jump rope like a pro boxer. Therefore, I walk light on my feet and very dexerous in that I can move out of the way ASAP of the smallest things. I forsee shit when I walk. Some people think I am going to walk into something, and I do not because I see it out of the periphery of my eyes.

Which brings me to another thing:

People who walk heavy on their feet. They clog as they walk, drag their feet. You realize, 1- they do not know how to fight, 2- They are generally scummy people. Clumsy, idiots.

 

[CFZB]

I swear To FriGGn God ....

Dirk Rules.

 

[chewyxrage]

You touch your dick. Like I said, shaking hands with 80 percent of men is like shaking their dick not shaking a hand with piss on it. You are shaking a hand that has another man's dicks germs and smell. Thus, you are shaking his dick.


I wash my hands after I piss and shit, but I actually do not need to because I do not touch me dick when I piss.

How?
I wear wrestling briefs (warrior gear), after I undo my pants and lower my brief, my dick (by gravity), fall out and I piss. I only touch my briefs. I do not see the need to touch my dick to piss (or get a good aim).

Yo, I have excellent bodily control.

Ya also got some dribbles dripping down your leg from not shakin your toy after your done.

 

[jackangel]

let's follow this through to its proper conclusion:

shaking hands = touching dick
touching dick = gay
gay = sinner
sinner = hell

that does it.
me = never shaking hands again.

 

[Dirk Howat]

Ya also got some dribbles dripping down your leg from not shakin your toy after your done.

Boxers = dick flopping around, possible piss dripping down your leg.

Wrestling briefs = dick in place in case of a fight and no possibility of piss dripping down your leg.


Only negative take (which is important for a player) you dick is not as viewable to girls (i.e. hanging down your leg).

 

[Choderboy]

u love the cock