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Seashell has a boyfriend

Omg
 
Let's kick his ass. He had no right to take her away from us. The bastard.
 
I have been off since she started, I imagiune the other guys have all wanrned her off me and told her several embarressing stories about me already though.


I will have her though.
 
I wonder if this one will die from boob suffication like the last three?
 
Seashell said:
lol @ lets kill him...

:D

Your spidey senses lead you astray.. there's no boyfriend.

And Tuc, what's the status on hot new co-worker girl?
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A+ for quick change of subject from you ;)
 
Seashell said:
lol @ lets kill him...

:D

Your spidey senses lead you astray.. there's no boyfriend.

And Tuc, what's the status on hot new co-worker girl?
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Thank you for putting the hearts and minds of the Seashell faithful at ease. ;)

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Seashell said:
lol @ lets kill him...

:D

Your spidey senses lead you astray.. there's no boyfriend.

And Tuc, what's the status on hot new co-worker girl?
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whew, close call!
 
Seashell said:
lol @ lets kill him...

:D

Your spidey senses lead you astray.. there's no boyfriend.

And Tuc, what's the status on hot new co-worker girl?
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yeah, not a bf, the restraining order just calls me a stalker
 
:o Oh well...........this boyfriend-his bad manners and insensitivities to Seashell's womanly needs and desires will eventually surface and she'll grow tired of them, along with his poor skills in the sack, and his clinging behavior as a result. She'll laugh (:FRlol: ), then come to realize how badly she was misled,( :bawling: )dump him, ( :anvil: ) and will inevitably yearn for a real man. :luxlove:












pssssst........hey Seashell......... :wavey:
 
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minor clarification:

her last 3 boyfriends did not, in fact, die from boob suffocation.

actually, their causes of death remain unknown for certain, but evidence found at the crime scenes strongly suggests the use of an old, stinky fish as a terrible bludgeon.
 
I would hate to be her next date. Well, I wouldn't but I could imagine the stares from the other people at the restaurant and the guy with the "Seashell is hawt!" shirt would really creep me out.
 
lol..this thread is entirely out of control, I don't even know where to start with the :splat:


PS. Tuc.. the av..for the love of God...it's even worse than From Zero's..
 
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Seashell said:
lol..this thread is entirely out of control, I don't even know where to start with the :splat:


PS. Tuc.. the av..for the love of God...it's even worse than From Zero's..
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About dam time you got in here with that fish woman they were running wild!
 
superqt4u2nv said:
About dam time you got in here with that fish woman they were running wild!
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D, you're supposed to keep 'em in line in my absence. :D

Oh, and hey, I saw that other thread, that chick is way hotter than me, so thank you for the compliment.. :rose:
 
Seashell said:
D, you're supposed to keep 'em in line in my absence. :D

Oh, and hey, I saw that other thread, that chick is way hotter than me, so thank you for the compliment.. :rose:
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Sorry next time I will get them for you. :friends: On and your cheekbones are way nicer then hers. I saw her on Ed the Sock and did a double take. :eek2: Could it be no it couldn't her profession deffinatly not Seashelly. LOL
 
Spork.

Permanently added to the lexicon of love.

Laughing so hard i near Chit D. Pants.


SPORK!


'Laughter is in the ears that hear, joy in the eyes that see.'
 
Seashell said:
lol @ lets kill him...

:D

Your spidey senses lead you astray.. there's no boyfriend.

And Tuc, what's the status on hot new co-worker girl?
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So there is a change(?) ;)
 
Seashell said:
D, you're supposed to keep 'em in line in my absence. :D

Oh, and hey, I saw that other thread, that chick is way hotter than me, so thank you for the compliment.. :rose:
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Don't sell yourself short. You look better than her and are real and not an airbrushed portrait.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
The Bigdawg said:
WTF is spork LOL
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fork + spoon = spork

have em at taco bell, albertos,filabertos, taco table , mesa hut JUST THE mexican places

i wish they made stainless steal models :rolleyes:
 
Doesn't matter....the shell will be mine as soon as she sees my tulip bed.

I know these things.

I will take advantage of her with my big canon lens and post the results for all to see.

Damn...I forgot that I lost my sex drive a few months ago.
 
Testosterone boy said:
Doesn't matter....the shell will be mine as soon as she sees my tulip bed.

I know these things.

I will take advantage of her with my big canon lens and post the results for all to see.

Damn...I forgot that I lost my sex drive a few months ago.
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Tulips? Come on you can do better than that. I offered her the whole rocky mountains as her playground.

Hey can I buy some of those bulbs from you?

CHeers,
Scotsman
 
I haven't read the thread; is there a contract out on the guy yet?
 
Dial_tone said:
I haven't read the thread; is there a contract out on the guy yet?
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No Seashell denies the existence of a boyfriend. Of course she may really be a secret agent so for all we know she is using being single as a cover or something.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
No Seashell denies the existence of a boyfriend. Of course she may really be a secret agent so for all we know she is using being single as a cover or something.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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We could just kill all male Torontonians that aren't blood relatives of hers. That would further clarify the issue.
 
Dial_tone said:
We could just kill all male Torontonians that aren't blood relatives of hers. That would further clarify the issue.
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Are you sure we should spare the ones related to her? They could be into inbreeding up there like in Jersey.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Are you sure we should spare the ones related to her? They could be into inbreeding up there like in Jersey.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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This is true. We should spare her brother...she seems fairly attached to him.
 
Dial_tone said:
This is true. We should spare her brother...she seems fairly attached to him.
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Ok maybe her dad too, but it's genocide for the rest of the Torontonian males.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Tulips? Come on you can do better than that. I offered her the whole rocky mountains as her playground.

Hey can I buy some of those bulbs from you?

CHeers,
Scotsman
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Well...I have boxes of irises I never got planted. Will wait for spring now.

No Rocky Mountians for the Shell however. No Sir EE.

However....had I a sex drive, I would be interested.
 
Scotsman said:
Are you sure we should spare the ones related to her? They could be into inbreeding up there like in Jersey.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Our women lack excessive body hair, funny accents and jutting brows so no we don't have that problem.
 
bluepeter said:
Our women lack excessive body hair, funny accents and jutting brows so no we don't have that problem.
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So did your parents live next to a power plant or were you just an accidental genetic anomoly? Inbreeding was my only way of explaining you.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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