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since I think you missed this:
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3703770&postcount=33
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3703770&postcount=33
Scotsman
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Becoming said:
Fuck I hate when that happens, even though it is pretty damn funny when it happens to someone else.
Worst one for me I was really drunk on St. Patty's day and this lady walked up and said "do you mind if I check something" I said no. Before I knew what happened she reached up under my kilt and gave my boys a squeeze. She stood up said thank you and walked off.
Cheers,
Scotsman
Scotsman said:
So it is true nothing under the kilt?
TheProject
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Do we need to bump the lyrics to his themesong again?superqt4u2nv said:
So it is true nothing under the kilt?
As for choice of underwear that will remain a secret. 
the nature boy
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TheProject said:
Is it the 500 Miles song?
J
jenscats5
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(((((((sigh)))))))
Now I'm goin' t'be dreamin' of a dark haired Scotsman in a kilt with nothing on underneath it all night....rolling the r's in all the right places....
Now I'm goin' t'be dreamin' of a dark haired Scotsman in a kilt with nothing on underneath it all night....rolling the r's in all the right places....
TheProject
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LOL, no.The Nature Boy said:
The Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
One could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o, ding-di-diddley-I-o
Oh, he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt...
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as can be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth...
They marveled for a moment then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonny star the Scots kilt did lift and show...
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind the bush he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And there'n a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
Oh, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize...
J
jenscats5
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Scotsman said:
Oh man -- just thinking of the brogue makes me all tingly!!
Oh goodness!!
