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showtime2004
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Edinburgh is an awesome town. I had a great couple of days there. Its amazingly beautiful, especially from the castle. I also met a great girl named Suzette. We only spent a couple of hours together but we loved a lifetime. ahahahahaaha.
Not to mention the scotch is awesome...go figure.
Not to mention the scotch is awesome...go figure.
JayC9
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Forget the Caribbean and palm fringed beaches....Scotland has it all!
Nessy, 24hr drinking, haggis, bonnie wee ginger women, Celtic and Rangers, a completely undecipherable language, breweries & distilleries galore, kilts, see you Jimmy hats, Billy Connoly, dependable weather, Iron Brew, the Fringe and most importantly the unique locals....what more more could you possibly ask for?
Nessy, 24hr drinking, haggis, bonnie wee ginger women, Celtic and Rangers, a completely undecipherable language, breweries & distilleries galore, kilts, see you Jimmy hats, Billy Connoly, dependable weather, Iron Brew, the Fringe and most importantly the unique locals....what more more could you possibly ask for?
You might recognise this song the original that is
Weegie rhapsody
Is this the real life? Is it the methodone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like meeeee
Um just a weegie, gie us yer Buckie
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer dug, ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater tae me.....tae me.
Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
Buckie bottle tae the heid
An noo the fuckin' bastards deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...
Haw Maw, oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
Carry oot, Carry oot!
An we'll go oot on the batter!
Too late, the bailiff's here
Sends shivers doon ma spine
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
Got to go and rip some wank fae up the scheme
Haw Maw, oohooh oooh
I'm a jakey bam I sometimes think I've never been washed at all
I see a little silhouetto of a bam
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very frightening to me!
Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair,
Twenty Mayfair and some skins
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
I'm just a radge boy, nae body loves me
He's just a radge boy fae a radge family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
Get tae fuck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For f*cksake NO
I will not get a job
Get a job
For fucksake I will not get a job
Get a job,
Will not get a job
Get a job
Will not get a job
no no no no no.....
Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
For me, for meeee!
So you hink ye can slash me and pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!
Fuck all really matters, anyone can see
Fuck all really matters.....
Fuck all really matter tae meeeeeee
Weegie rhapsody
Is this the real life? Is it the methodone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like meeeee
Um just a weegie, gie us yer Buckie
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer dug, ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater tae me.....tae me.
Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
Buckie bottle tae the heid
An noo the fuckin' bastards deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...
Haw Maw, oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
Carry oot, Carry oot!
An we'll go oot on the batter!
Too late, the bailiff's here
Sends shivers doon ma spine
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
Got to go and rip some wank fae up the scheme
Haw Maw, oohooh oooh
I'm a jakey bam I sometimes think I've never been washed at all
I see a little silhouetto of a bam
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very frightening to me!
Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair,
Twenty Mayfair and some skins
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
I'm just a radge boy, nae body loves me
He's just a radge boy fae a radge family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
Get tae fuck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For f*cksake NO
I will not get a job
Get a job
For fucksake I will not get a job
Get a job,
Will not get a job
Get a job
Will not get a job
no no no no no.....
Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
For me, for meeee!
So you hink ye can slash me and pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!
Fuck all really matters, anyone can see
Fuck all really matters.....
Fuck all really matter tae meeeeeee
tinytank
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riverrock said:
hey dude tht movie was like thousands of years ago. and if i meet someone abroad and say hey im from scotland.... then they go ooohhhh isnt tht the little place above england??............................."NO!!!!! its not .england is a little place under us !" lol and the ENGLISH girls f*cking luv seeing a man in a skirt, we went down there with a few m8s and were waering kilts and they were flocking round us, and kept asking me if i was waering anything under there, and when u tryed to turn round they tryed to peak up !!!!
scottish men in kilts = crazy english women
tinytank
New member
riverrock said:
lol this is true, i think its just because u guys r good at rugby an we r not , so it could be seen as an insult to or players and to scotland, a pissed off drunk scotman, is not the best of ppl to get on the wronge side of. i take it tht ur story was 1st hand was it ?
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