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Scientists Create Flesh Eating Robot

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Reuters

Wednesday December 12 8:00 AM ET

A Robot That Thrives on Slugs
By Michelle Green

LONDON (Reuters) - For centuries the humble slug has eaten its way through the world's vegetable patches, frustrating farmers and gardeners alike, but thanks to British scientists the great plant muncher is about to be munched.

Scientists at Britain's University of West England have developed the ``SlugBot,'' a prototype robot capable of hunting down more than 100 slugs an hour.

It operates after dark when slugs are most active and uses their rotting bodies to generate the electricity it needs to power itself.

The SlugBot is the brainchild of engineers at the university's Intelligent Autonomous Systems Laboratory who wanted to build the world's first fully autonomous robot.

``Slugs were chosen because they are a major pest, are reasonably plentiful, have no hard shell of skeleton, and are reasonably large,'' Dr. Ian Kelly, SlugBot's creator, said in a statement.

The 2-foot-high machine uses an image censor that beams out red light to pinpoint the slugs, which emit a different infra-red wavelength from worms and snails.

It then uses a carbon fiber arm with a three-fingered claw grabber to pick up the slugs and store them in a tank.

After a hard night of slug busting, the robot returns home and unloads its victims into a fermentation tank. While the SlugBot recharges, the fermentation tank turns the slug sludge into electricity.

But the robot, voted one of the best inventions of the year by Time magazine, has attracted some criticism.

One Time reader called the invention ``reckless'' in a letter to the magazine. ``To create robots that devour flesh is to step over a line that we would be insane to cross,'' he said.

Gardeners were more welcoming. Adam Pasco, editor of the BBC Gardener's World magazine, told the Daily Mail: ``Anything that would prove a fool-proof method of destroying slugs would be fantastic.''

A spokeswoman for the university told Reuters on Wednesday there were no plans to release the SlugBot on the commercial market. ``It was a proof of concept machine only,'' she said.

The news will disappoint Britain's farmers who spend an average 20 million pounds a year trying to eradicate the slimy creatures.
 
I was expecting something in the Satanic Goat fucker vein of postings but this is just not doing it.
 
WODIN said:
I was expecting something in the Satanic Goat fucker vein of postings but this is just not doing it.

but I'm sure he can appreciate the implications of such a device. I'm sure he's rocking back and forth mutterting to himself and giggling after reading this article.
 
The Nature Boy said:


but I'm sure he can appreciate the implications of such a device. I'm sure he's rocking back and forth mutterting to himself and giggling after reading this article.

I totally agree with you on this point. I was just expecting to see something about a Robot that consumed human flesh and was trying to assimilate into a macrobiotic-cybernetic life form with big freaky eyes and blades for fingers. That's all.
 
The Nature Boy said:


You ever seen a stupid movie called Cherry 2000?


no. but i just looked it up on imdb.com
i saw an outer limits about robotic wives once though. that would be soooooooooo sweet.
 
WODIN said:


I totally agree with you on this point. I was just expecting to see something about a Robot that consumed human flesh and was trying to assimilate into a macrobiotic-cybernetic life form with big freaky eyes and blades for fingers. That's all.

Mabye I should be in advertising. If I said something about slug eating robots nobody would have read this. I pulled the ole' "Bait n' Switch."
 
nordstrom said:



no. but i just looked it up on imdb.com
i saw an outer limits about robotic wives once though. that would be soooooooooo sweet.

women would then have outlived their usefullness.

My only fear is that women will create robot husbands before we create robot wives. Damn.
 
The Nature Boy said:


women would then have outlived their usefullness.

My only fear is that women will create robot husbands before we create robot wives. Damn.

They already have NB...It's called the vibrator.
 
WODIN said:


They already have NB...It's called the vibrator.

but last time I heard a vibrator can't mow the lawn. <nervous laugh> good thing they havent invented a robot lawn mower..... oh wait, they already have!!!!!!!!!!
 
A Giant Flesh Eating Robot, Eh? :(

I think I would be sCaReD..........:xeye:



:) How are you doing, Sweetie?!?
 
toga22 said:
A Giant Flesh Eating Robot, Eh? :(

I think I would be sCaReD..........:xeye:



:) How are you doing, Sweetie?!?

miss you sweetie! you've been working too hard darling!! This place ain't the same without you :(
 
The Nature Boy said:


miss you sweetie! you've been working too hard darling!! This place ain't the same without you :(


Thanks, Nature Boy....you are too good to me!! :D

I am heading home shortly...to either :nighty: or :arty:

...whichever comes first!!
 
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